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These are lyrics that do NOT rhyme. This page contains the most recent examples.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics, Latest Entries

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The Flaming Lips', "She Don't Use Jelly"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
But she don't use nothing that you buy at the store.
She likes her hair to be real orange.
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Orange" doesn't rhyme with "store"...or anything else for that matter.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Kenny Rogers', "Lucille"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
His big hands were calloused,
He looked like a mountain.
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Calloused" and "mountain" don't rhyme.
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
Mary Wells', "My Guy"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I gave my guy my word of honor
To be faithful, and I'm gonna.
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Honor" and "gonna" don't rhyme.
Submitted by: April Fleming
Faith Hill's, "Mississippi Girl"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
'Cause a Mississippi girl don't change her ways
Just 'cause everybody knows her name.
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Ways" and "name" don't rhyme.
Submitted by: Sharon Britt
Warren Zevon's, "Werewolves of London"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Lately, he's been overheard in Mayfair.
Better stay away from him. He'll rip your lungs out, Jim.
I'd like to meet his tailor.
Why They're Misrhymed:
Mayfair does not rhyme with tailor.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Steel Panther's, "Gold Digging Whore"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
She's a gold digger, she's a gold digger
F**king all the white guys and all the Persians
Why They're Misrhymed:
This one is actually misrhymed for a good reason. You start off with a lump in your throat because you think they're going to rhyme it with the N-word, but that's too offensive even for Steel Panther.
Submitted by: Amanda
Rick Springfield's, "What Kind Of Fool Am I"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Did it come too easy to the two of us
Did we go too wrong to ever make it right
Were we too busy checking out the left hand
That we didn't see the right
Why They're Misrhymed:
"What kind of fool" would try to rhyme a word with itself? (Even if the word is used with a different meaning each time.)
Submitted by: RJSchex
Allan Sherman's, "Sarah Jackman"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
How's your cousin Bentley?
Feeling better ment'ly.
Why They're Misrhymed:
That's a stretch, Allan, changing "mentally " to "ment'ly" to make it rhyme and scan.
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
Duran Duran 's, "Hold Back the Rain"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
So what if the words ain't rhyming
Did you think that it's just a game
I probably didn't even say that right
And I really don't give a damn
Why They're Misrhymed:
Actually, the verses don't have any rhymes anywhere, but the above example shows that Simon Le Bon KNOWS that his lyrics ain't rhyming (let alone making sense at all) , but damnit - he don't give a DAMN. Just listen to the song and dance to it if you'd like to because it's so GOOD!
Submitted by: Rio Is My Girlfriend
Velvet Underground's, "Send Me No Letter"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I gave you my car, I gave you my house
Turned right around and you're throwing me out
Why They're Misrhymed:
'House' and 'out' don't rhyme!
Submitted by: Kiss Me and Kiss Off

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