Song Parodies -> Latest Entries -> Month -> July 2001

These are arranged alphabetically by the original song name.

Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
July 1, 2001
"Bennie And The Jets"	Elton John	"Kenny Has Regrets"	"William Tong"
"Bye Bye Bye"	N'Sync	"Lie Lie Lie"	"Becca"
"Cocaine"	Eric Clapton	"No Brain"	"William Tong"
"Day Tripper"	The Beatles	"Say, Gipper"	"William Tong"
"Everyday People"	Sly and the Family Stone	"Everyday A**holes"	"Billy Florio"
"Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon"	Neil Diamond	"Smirk, You're Just A Big Buffoon"	"William Tong"
"I Want It That Way"	Backstreet Boys	"Why Don't You Go Away"	"Nick Helm"
"MTA"	The Kingston Trio	"Make Them Pay"	"William Tong"
"Midnight Train To Georgia"	Gladys Knight And The Pips	"Leaving All The Kook Right Wing For Georgia"	"William Tong"
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (reprise)"	The Beatles	"Sgt. Leper's Missing Parts Club Land (reprise)"	"Evan L. Heller"
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"	Kenny Chesney	"I Think Lewinsky's Sexy"	"Becca"
"Twist and Shout"	The Beatles	"Throw Them Out"	"William Tong"
"Upside Down (Bouncing Off The Ceiling)"	A-Teens	"Watered Down (Music Sounds Like Squealing)"	"Keith Higa"
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"	Neil Diamond & Barbra Streisand	"Newt Don't Have No Powers"	"William Tong"
July 3, 2001
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"A Day In The Life"	The Beatles	"A Day In My Life"	"Evan L. Heller"
"Another Saturday Night"	Sam Cooke	"We Ought To Batter The Right"	"William Tong"
"Forever In Blue Jeans"	Neil Diamond	"Never In Newt's Dreams"	"William Tong"
"Good Golly Miss Molly"	Little Richard	"Good Golly, What Folly"	"William Tong"
"I Can't Help Falling In Love With You"	Elvis Presley	"I Can't Help Feeling Disgust For You"	"William Tong"
"In the Midnight Hour"	Wilson Pickett	"The Right Wants Power"	"William Tong"
"Lights"	Journey	"When The Right Goes Down"	"William Tong"
"Today"	Randy Sparks/New Christy Minstrels	"DeLay"	"William Tong"
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"	Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand	"You Don't Take A Shower"	"tallteen16"
July 5, 2001
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All Star"	Smash Mouth	"Jack Ass(William Tong's Story)"	"Michael Florio"
"Heart Attack"	Olivia Newton-John	"Heart Attack"	"William Tong"
"I Can't Explain"	The Who	"But He Can't Explain"	"Skisics Surus"
"I Lay My Love On You"	Westlife	"I Lay My Fart On You"	"Unstable Girl"
"Kryponite"	Three Doors Down	"He's Just A Blight"	"Skisics Surus"
"The Sound Of Music"	Julie Andrews	"The Sound Of Chimes"	"Rebecca Adele"
"The Way You Do The Things You Do"	The Temptations	"Dick Cheney & The W."	"Wiliam Tong"
"Wind Beneath my Wings"	Bette Midler	"The Wind Behind the Subway"	"Rebecca Adele"
"You're A Grand Old Flag"	Traditional	"They're The G.O.P."	"William Tong"
July 8, 2001
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"99 Red Balloons"	Nena	"While The Protesters Full Moons Go By"	"Skisics Surus"
"Combo #5"	Lou Bega	"Page Number 3"	"Mr Collins"
"Come On Over"	Christina Aguilera	"Just Pull Over (a Cops Story)"	"Marianna Szczepkowski"
"Come Out and Play"	The Offspring	"I Don't Eat Meat (Vegetarian Song)"	"DarkJon64"
"Danny's Song"	Kenny Loggins	"Willie's Song (He's Not Funny)"	"Rice Cube and Watt Daddy"
"Epiphany"	Staind	"It's Sickening"	"S.T.G."
"Fat Lip"	Sum 41	"Road Trip"	"S.T.G., DarkJon64, and Junior"
"Glycerine"	Bush	"Listerine"	"Supa K"
"God Bless the USA"	Lee Greenwood	"They Messed the USA"	"S.T.G."
"I Shot The Sheriff"	Eric Clapton	"Mike Shot His Mouth Off"	"William Tong"
"It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To"	Lesley Gore	"Its (William Tong's) Party And He'll Cry If He Wants To"	"Ian "The Karaoke Kid" Bowden"
"Legs"	ZZ Top	"Eggs!"	"Jeff B."
"Mrs Robinson"	Simon & Garfunkel	"They're Robbing Us"	"Junior"
"What A Fool Believes"	The Doobie Brothers	"What This Fool Believes (Florio's Folly)"	"William Tong"
"Working Man"	Rush	"The Smirking Man"	"Skisics Surus"
July 10, 2001
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Another One Bites The Dust"	Queen	"Dubya�s Dumber Than Dirt"	"Sara Rose"
"Blame Canada"	Trey Parker/Matt Stone	"Blame Florida"	"Caitlin"
"Cocaine"	Eric Clapton	"Rogaine"	"justazeroman"
"Coconut"	Harry Nilsson	"The �W� Song"	"Sara Rose"
"Creep"	Radiohead	"CREEP"	"Sara Rose"
"Don�t Give Up"	Peter Gabriel	"Don�t Give Up"	"Sara Rose"
"Hokey Pokey"	Traditional	"Ka-Rokey Kid"	"William Tong"
"I Thank You"	Sam and Dave	"I Thank You (Ode to the Bushies)"	"William Tong"
"I�ve Got My Mind Set On You"	George Harrison	"I�m In The White House Now"	"Sara Rose"
"Kokomo"	Beach Boys	"What The Shrub Has Planned"	"Caitlin"
"Lucky"	Britney Spears	"Ducky"	"tHe pUnK gUrL wHo gOt aWaY wIth fRanKie mUnIz"
"Mercedes Benz"	Janis Joplin	"An Election That�s Fair"	"Sara Rose"
"No Scrubs"	TLC	"No Shrubs"	"Caitlin"
"Oh bla di oh bla da"	The Beatles	"Me oh my my oh me"	"Rebecca Adele"
"Stinkfist"	Tool	"Think This? (Parody-er�s Lament)"	"George"
"We Will Rock You"	Queen	"We�ll Resist You"	"Sara Rose"
July 19, 2001
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"As Time Goes By"	Casablanca	"He Won, But Why?"	"Lydia Theys"
"Aubrey"	Bread	"Lying Is His Game"	"Jeremy Robbins"
"Basket Case"	Green Day	"Fruit And Nut Case"	"The Almighty Ponder"
"Blowin' in the Wind"	Peter, Paul and Mary	"If You Want my Reasons"	"Sioux Denim"
"Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)"	Looking Glass	"Willie, We Grow Weary (Ode to William Tong)"	"Elliot Lurie"
"Closing Time"	Semisonic	"Posing Mime"	"Big Al and Supa K"
"Creep"	Radiohead	"Freak"	"Scott Loeb"
"Dammit! I Changed Again"	The Offspring	"Dammit! I Gained Again"	"Becca"
"Danny's Song"	Kenny Loggins	"Dummy's Song"	"William Tong"
"Do Wah Diddy Diddy"	Manfred Mann	"Who's Watt Daddy?"	"William Tong"
"Dopesick"	Systematic	"Bush Is"	"S.T.G."
"Drops of Jupiter"	Train	"Bits of Plasma" (Star Trek Voyager version)"	"Kate Callahan"
"Drops of Jupiter"	Train	"Drops of Lucifer (Satan's Song)"	"Big Al"
"Fire and Rain"	James Taylor	"Dubya's Reign"	"Skisics Surus"
"Green Grass of Home"	Tom Jones	"Send their green, green asses home"	"Darrell Decker"
"Hail To The Chief"	Traditional	"Hail To The Thief"	"Lydia Theys"
"Hash-Pipe"	Weezer	"Half-Life"	"DarkJon64"
"Hashpipe"	Weezer	"Ass Wipe"	"Justazeroman"
"Heartbreaker"	Dionne Warwick	"Pacemaker"	"William Tong"
"Hold My Hand"	Hootie & The Blowfish	"The Steak Song"	"Becca"
"Hopelessly Devoted To You"	Olivia Newton John	"Even Though He Hasn't A Clue"	"Darrell Decker"
"I Want It That Way"	Backstreet Boy	"A Tribute To William Tong, The Karaoke Kid, and Michael Florio"	"Bryan O'Connor"
"I'll Never Fall In Love With You Again"	Janet Jackson	"I'll Never Vote For Them Again"	"Rebecca Adele"
"Janie's Got A Gun"	Aerosmith	"Jenna's Got Some Rum"	"R. Wacko"
"Minority"	Green Day	"William Tong's Story"	"Billy Florio"
"Miss California"	Dante Thomas feat. Pras	"Miss California's Evil Twin Sister"	"Tom Wagner"
"My Generation"	The Who	"Crooked Bush Administration"	"William Tong"
"Peggy Sue"	Buddy Holly	"Dub-ba-yoo"	"Lydia Theys"
"Pop"	N' Sync	"Dirty Pot"	"DJ Tapia"
"Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer"	Traditional	"Dubya The Big Eared Liar"	"Mariah"
"Silly Love Songs"	Wings	"Political Songs"	"Aaron"
"Spooky"	Dennis Yost & The Classics IV	"Flunkies"	"Alvin Dover & Bill Tong"
"Spring Time For Hitler"	Mel Brooks	"Springtime For Dubya"	"R. Wacko"
"Springtime for Hitler"	The Producers	"Springtime for Dubya"	"Ted"
"The Hokey Pokey"	Traditional	"Palm Beach Pokey"	"Christa <><"
"The Rock Show"	Blink 182	"The Talk Show"	"Big Al and Supa K"
"The Sound Of Silence"	Simon & Garfunkel	"The Sound Of Bush's Silence"	"R. Wacko & S.R.C. Smith"
"The Summer Wind"	Frank Sinatra	"The George Bush Wind"	"Darrell Decker"
"Time of Your Life"	Green Day	"Time With Your Wife"	"The Almighty Ponderer and "Meatball""
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"	Wings	"Premier Rongji / General Powell"	"Lydia Theys"
"What's My Name Again?"	Blink 182	"What's My Age Again?"	"The Almighty Ponder (TM) and "Meatball""
"When I Come Around"	Green Day	"When It's Bob Visit"	"The Almighty Ponder (TM) and "Meatball""
"When I'm Sixty-Four"	The Beatles	"When I Am Eighteen"	"Mariah"
"White Wedding"	Billy Idol	"Drunk Again"	"Alvin Dover"
"Wouldn't It Be Loverly"	My Fair Lady	"Won't The Court Be Loverly?"	"Lydia Theys"
"You'll Never Walk Alone"	Carousel	"You'll Never Talk Alone"	"Lydia Theys"
July 22, 2001
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"	Heart	"All I Wanna Do Is Have Lunch With You"	"Weird Al YankOnMyGitch"
"All The Small Things"	Blink 182	"All The Small Trees"	"Vince Carone"
"Ants Marching"	Dave Matthews Band	"Gramps Bagging"	"Brian Girton and Blake Hudson"
"Back Here"	BB Mak	"Back Hair"	"My name is Kenny"
"Beds Are Burning"	Midnight Oil	"Checks Are Churning"	"BeeDee"
"Bitch"	Meredith Brooks	"Itch"	"Bobby Boddie"
"Born in the USA"	Bruce Springsteen	"Fawn in the Yard Today"	"Lydia"
"Crawling"	Linkin Park	"Stinking"	"Stinkin Park"
"Crocodile Rock"	Elton John	"A Bill Clinton Parody"	"Billy Florio"
"Father & Son"	Cat Stevens	"Poppy & Shrub"	"Wm. K. Tong and Alvin Dover"
"Foxy Lady"	Jimi Hendrix	"Toxic Dubya"	"Skisics Surus"
"Gloria"	Shadows Of Knight	"Florio"	"William Tong"
"Hash-Pipe"	Weezer	"Hash Browns"	"DarkJon64"
"I Can See Clearly Now"	Johnny Nash	"Elliot Lurie"	"William Tong"
"Living Next Door To Alice"	Gail Smith	"Living Next Door To Al Gore"	"Smokie"
"Moonshadow"	Cat Stevens	"Mooned By Them"	"William Tong"
"Movies"	Alien Ant Farm	"PCs"	"Junior"
"Nothing Compares to You"	Sinead O'Conner	"Nothing Compares to Glue"	"Weird Al YankOnMyGitch"
"Paperback Writer"	The Beatles	"Paperback Binder"	"Evan L. Heller"
"Pirates Life For Me"	Disney	"Pirates Life For Me"	"MyCal"
"Pop"	N'Sync	"Crap"	"Anonymous"
"Pretty Fly For A White Guy"	Offspring	"Pretty Fly For A Dubya Guy"	"NOSPOL"
"Puttin' On The Ritz"	Irving Berlin	"Putin Busts A Stitch"	"Skisics Surus"
"Right Place, Wrong Time"	Dr.John	"Right Place, Wrong Booze"	"Alvin Dover"
"Steal My Sunshine"	Len	"Steal My Moonshine"	"Bobby Boddie"
"Stronger"	Britney Spears	"Blonder"	"Luja"
"Subterrainean Homesick Blues"	Bob Dylan	"Subterrainean Homesick Blues"	"Skisics Surus"
"Survivor"	Destiny's Child	"Survivor"	"Karissa"
"The Call"	The Backstreet Boys	"The Food"	"Carrie Bennett"
"Unbelievable"	EMF	"He's Unbelievable"	"Skisics Surus"
"Undone (The Sweater Song)"	Weezer	"Brain Cells (The Overdose Song)"	"DarkJon64"
"Wake Up, Little Susie"	Everly Brothers	"Wake Up, Little Sioux D."	"Norm Johnson and Bill Tong"
"Will It Go 'Round In Circles"	Billy Preston	"If You're Not In His Circle"	"William Tong"
"You Drive Me Crazy"	Britney Spears	"I Am Too Lazy"	"Mad Maxx"
July 23, 2001
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All Star"	Smash Mouth	"Sailor Star"	"Kate Callahan"
"Crime Of The Century"	Supertramp	"Crime Of The Century"	"Skisics Surus"
"Dive"	Steven Curtis Chapman	"Sleep"	"Kate Callahan"
"Heaven Knows"	Robert Plant	"Seven-Eleven--Big Bite Medley"	"Jeff Reuben"
"It's My Party"	Lesley Gore	"It's My Party (call Scumbag for your party)"	"Doug from Upland"
"Killer Queen"	Queen	"Hillary Queen"	"Tim Bowlby"
"Looney People"	America	"Looney People"	"William Tong"
"Puppy Love"	Donny Osmond	"Condit Love"	"Darrell Decker"
"Walkin' Back to Georgia"	Jim Croce	"Goin' Back To Crawford"	"William Tong"
"You're So Vain"	Carly Simon	"You Waste Gas"	"Lydia Theys"
July 26, 2001
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Angel"	Shaggy	"Poodle"	"Diva Chick"
"Annie's Song"	John Denver	"Danny Rather's song"	"Doug From Upland"
"Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)"	Looking Glass	"Cheney (You Runs Shrub's World)"	"William Tong"
"Breathless"	The Corrs	"Breakfast"	"lebeiW15"
"Come On Over"	Christina Agulera	"Bring It Over"	"Breanna"
"Conspiracy Of One"	The Offspring	"Checkers Is Number One"	"Daniel James"
"Eight Days a Week"	The Beatles	"Eight Cubes Away (The Smelly Girl Got a New Job)"	"G. Isakson"
"Eleanor Rigby"	The Beatles	"Eleanor Rigged Me"	"Evan L. Heller"
"Hand Grenades"	The Offspring	"Lemonade"	"Daniel James"
"Have I Told You Lately"	Rod Stewart	"Have I Told You Lately (that you cook bad)"	"Megan Crisp"
"Help"	The Beatles	"Help Cheney"	"Darrell Decker"
"Hotel California"	The Eagles	"Hotel Jamaica"	"William Stonebanks"
"Just Like Tom Thumb Blues"	Bob Dylan	"Just Like Gary Condit Blues"	"Maria Weir Werth"
"Kodachrome"	Paul Simon	"Cocaine"	"Kommissar"
"Love Song"	Anne Murray	"Shrub's Wrong"	"William Tong"
"Misery"	Soul Asylum	"NRA"	"S.T.G."
"Pianoman"	Billy Joel	"Congressman (Condit)"	"Bruce Decker"
"South Side"	Moby	"Southside (Of My Town)"	"Indyhick"
"Taxman"	The Beatles	"Laxman"	"Evan L. Heller"
"The Godfather Theme"	Theme	"The Godfather (Gambino, Roger and the brother)"	"Doug from Upland"
"Where Did Our Love Go?"	The Supremes	"Last Kiss (Where Oh Where Did The Intern Go?)"	"Doug From Upland"
July 27, 2001
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Bad Moon Rising"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"There's A Bathroom On The Right"	"Rice Cube and W. Diddy"
"Blue Moon"	The Marcels	"Full Moons"	"William Tong"
"I'm Only Sleeping"	The Beatles	"I'm Only Eating"	"Evan L. Heller"
"Love You To"	The Beatles	"Love You, Too"	"Evan L. Heller"
"The Jets Song"	West Side Story	"When You're A Bush"	"Darrell Decker"
"Unchain My Heart"	Joe Cocker	"Dick Cheney's Heart"	"William Tong"
"We Didn't Start the Fire"	Billy Joel	"Phony Major"	"Rice Cube and W. Diddy"
July 31, 2001
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Astounded"	Tantric	"Dumbfounded"	"S.T.G."
"By The Time I Get To Phoenix"	Glen Campbell	"By The Time I Get To Europe"	"Alvin Dover and Bill Tong"
"Canadian National Anthem"	Traditional	"Canadian National Anthem"	"Radical Cheerleaders"
"Carry That Weight"	The Beatles	"Watch Out for that Weight"	"Genine Boggiano"
"Devil in her Heart"	The Beatles	"(She's Got) Heartburn in her Heart"	"Genine Boggiano"
"Her Majesty"	The Beatles	"My Tragedy"	"Genine Boggiano"
"Her Majesty"	The Beatles	"\"	"Genine Boggiano"
"Here...there And Everywhere"	The Beatles	"Hair...there And Everywhere"	"Evan L. Heller"
"I Know I Beat Shaq"	Aaron Carter	"I Know I Got Beat"	"Ryan Gill"
"I Will Survive"	Gloria Gaynor	"I Will Explode"	"Ryan Gill"
"Irresistible"	Jessica Simpsons	"Irreversible"	"Ryan Gill"
"Last Resort"	Papa Roach	"Am I Right"	"DarkJon64"
"Light My Fire"	The Doors	"Light My Fart...Ah"	"Mindy and Jason"
"Pop"	N'Sync	"Stop"	"Dan Hennagir"
"Puppet Man"	Fifth Dimension	"Bush The Puppet Man"	"William Tong"
"Sweet Emotion"	Aerosmith	"Need a Lotion"	"Kevin Dunlap"
"The Candy Man"	Sammy Davis Jr.	"The Pander Man"	"William Tong"
"The I Feel Like I'm Fixing To Die Rag"	Country Joe McDonald	"The Candlelight Rag"	"D. M. Goldstein"
"United States National Anthem"	Traditional	"United States National Anthem"	"The Radical Cheerleaders"
"Video Killed The Radio Star"	The Buggles	"Mtv Killed The Video Star"	"Mike Florio"
"Yellow Submarine"	The Beatles	"Tuna Submarine"	"Evan L. Heller"

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