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Song Parodies -> "Have I Told You Lately (that you cook bad)"
Original Song Title:
"Have I Told You Lately"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rod Stewart
Parody Song Title:
"Have I Told You Lately (that you cook bad)"
Parody Written by:
Megan Crisp
The Lyrics
Have I told you lately that you cook bad
Have I told you, you really shouldn't bake
Fill my chest with acid
Take away all my comfort
Give me heartburn that's what you do
For the morning meal in all it's sorrow
Starts the day with Tums and Pepcid too
You fill my chest with acid
Feed me lunch and make it worsen
Give me heartburn that's what you do
(Chorus)
There's fast food, that's divine
That I eat all the time when you cook
And at the end of the day
I should give thanks and praise
To Burger King, to Mickey D's
Have I told you lately that you cook bad
Have I told you, you really shouldn't bake
Fill my chest with acid
Take away all my comfort
Give me heartburn that's what you do
(Repeat Chorus)
Take away all my comfort
Fill my chest with acid
Give me heartburn that's what you do
Take away all my comfort
Fill my chest with acid
Give me heartburn that's what you do
Have I told you, you really shouldn't bake
Fill my chest with acid
Take away all my comfort
Give me heartburn that's what you do
For the morning meal in all it's sorrow
Starts the day with Tums and Pepcid too
You fill my chest with acid
Feed me lunch and make it worsen
Give me heartburn that's what you do
(Chorus)
There's fast food, that's divine
That I eat all the time when you cook
And at the end of the day
I should give thanks and praise
To Burger King, to Mickey D's
Have I told you lately that you cook bad
Have I told you, you really shouldn't bake
Fill my chest with acid
Take away all my comfort
Give me heartburn that's what you do
(Repeat Chorus)
Take away all my comfort
Fill my chest with acid
Give me heartburn that's what you do
Take away all my comfort
Fill my chest with acid
Give me heartburn that's what you do
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