{instrumental intro}

{Sung by Jenna Bush to twin sister Barbara}:
Hey, it's cool, we're deceiving our bodyguards.
We don't need any niceties.
Let's go out and get blasted at a bar,
Drinking lots of Long Island ice teas.
Come on, let's go, before the Man ruins our night.
Or we'll get stopped... then it's no fight.
Life is kind of crazy, when Dad's flunkies all follow you.

{Barbara}:
Dad don't like us messing
With his image that he really has stopped drinkin'.
The judge will throw the book at you,
And for sure, your little lie will have Dad thinkin'.
If you refuse to tone it down, I will not stand
With you and smile... that's my demand.
Life is kind of crazy, when Dad's flunkies all follow you.
Flunkies!

{instrumental break}

{Jenna}:
If we confide this way,
I'll stop this little game that we have both been playing.
Gonna be hell this fall,
If I get caught, and it's three strikes; I will be praying.
Let's drink a toast, it's booze you're wanting, it seems...
And I suppose... we can't be seen.
Life is kind of crazy, when Dad's flunkies all follow you...