Had a long hard day
Called you up to say
I feel like some loving tonight
Met you after work
You took off your shirt
Then I saw a dreadful sight
Man oh man
That s so gross
Girl you look like you belong in a zoo

Chorus:
Shave off your back hair, baby
It s so gross, it needs to go
Shave off your back hair, baby, yeah
It s repulsive and sick and I d like you to know
Go get some Nair, rub it on head to toe

All that nasty hair
Like a grizzly bear
Baby that looks so wrong
Girl I hope someday
You shave it away
And you stop looking like King Kong
But until then
You should know
That there s no way that I m going near you

Chorus

I m in horror (horror)
Hair like a chimpanzee, and a sheepdog too
Get a razor (razor)
God, that hair is probably crawling with lice

'Cause girl, goddamn
Just say no
To that hair your back so horribly grew

Chorus

Shave off your back hair, baby (shave your back hair baby)
Shave off your back hair, baby (shave your back hair baby)
Shave off your back hair, baby (shave your back hair baby)
It s repulsive and sick and I d like you to know
Go get some Nair, rub it on

Shave off your back hair, baby (shave your back hair, baby)&
(repeat and fade)