Song Parodies -> "Jack Ass(William Tong's Story)"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

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Original Performer:

"Jack Ass(William Tong's Story)"

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The Lyrics

Some person once told me that there was a song posted at amiright.com, It was so stupid, useless, and disgusting, and I later found out it was William Tong's,

Well the votes start coming and they don't stop coming, fed up with Tong and I started writing, didn't make sense not to argue, all his songs are the same, and the votes were few, so little votes, so I did fight, and posted new parodies at amiright, you'll never win if you don't write, all of his songs do seem alike,

Hey now, your a Jack ass, get your facts strait, tonight, Hey now, your a liberal, Bush is not wrong, he is right, all the liberals are dumb, only normal songs could make the charts,

it's a hard spot, but they say it gets harder, William Tong should know, he's the liberal leader, but Skiskis and "Unknown" beg to differ, judging by the songs and their poor grammar, the vote intake, is getting pretty thin, their songs ain't going nowhere, so they will start to sink, I'm rising like fire, you are not, your parodies can't even make the top spots,

Hey now, your a Jack ass, get your facts strait, tonight, Hey now, your a liberal, Bush is not wrong, he is right, all the liberals are dumb, only normal songs could make the charts,

Tong once suggested to get Bush arrested, and/or to impeach him instead, I said no'pe, your dumb as a goat, and voted all ones at the bottom,

Well the votes start coming and they don't stop coming, fed up with Tong and I started writing, didn't make sense not to argue, all his songs are the same, and the votes were few, so little votes, so I did fight, and posted new parodies at amiright, you'll never win if you don't write, all of his songs do seem alike,

Hey now, your a Jack ass, get your facts strait, tonight, Hey now, your a liberal, Bush is not wrong, he is right, all the liberals are dumb, only normal songs could make the charts,

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1basebawler - March 27, 2003 - Report this comment

horrible

Michael Pacholek - March 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Tong sung blue, everybody knows one, but some things should be best kept to ourselves. If you're gonna be a pathetic, toadying yes-man to Our Fearless Appointed Leader With a Purpose, at least be funny about it. William Tong writes better stuff in his sleep.

Mike Florio - March 28, 2003 - Report this comment

Michael...This is a mad old parody! Wow...this was from like early 2001 when myself, and my brother, launched out a negative campaign at Tong...It also won an amiright award for best parody about another writer...but anyway, dont judge this as my best work...I dont have anything against Will anymore...

Your Worst Nightmare - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment

I hate the way William Tong slanders Bush the way he does. I'm not gonna vote, 'cause I don't have the time to read it now.

Who cares what my name is - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Why? I like William TOng's anti-Bush stuff; I'm anti-Bush myself.

What the ??? - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment

This is terrible. There's nothing remotely funny about this. "Dumb" is the only appropriate word that I could come up with to describe this "effort".

craptaculer - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment

i think my name describes this parody better than any other word in the english dictionary

G30RG3 - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Horrid. This is garbage. Where do you get off dissing Tong like that. Everyone is entitled to an opinion around here. You can write your song about any political favorances that you might have. However when I say everyone i mean everyone.Tong is free to parodyanything he likes weather it be in favor or against bush. That song was totally uncalled for. So Tong is not a republicans, and what that makes him an A******e. So, I don't like bush, does that make me one too???

blue_is_my_favorite_color - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment

bush rocks! (ha ha ha, i couldn't say that w/a straight face)

Michael Pacholek - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Of course you could say it with a straight face. The evil men in Bush's Yellow Snow Regime (shameless parody plug alert) wouldn't want you to say it with a gay face.

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