Ah, look at all the phony people!
Ah, look at all the phony people!

Eleanor rigged me.
Picked up the money I had stashed away in a drawer.
Walked out the doo-or.

Thought that I'd known her.
I found out she had done this to other men before.
What she took me fo-or.

All the phony people; where do they all come from?
All the phony people; hell is where they belong!

The man at the station
Told me the problem was I need new breaks for my car
Or I won't get fa-ar.

Lost the transmission.
Found that the old breaks on my car had never been changed.
His face rearra-anged.

All the phony people; where do they all come from?
All the phony people; please send them to the sun!

Ah, look at all the phony people!
Ah, look at all the phony people!

Eleanor rigged me
Then died in a car crash while she was fleeing the scene.
She was pretty mea-ean.

The man at the station
Prays for forgiveness after Eleanor loses her life.
She was his wi-ife!

All the phony people (Ah, look at all the phony people!)
where do they all come from?
All the phony people (Ah, look at all the phony people!)
I guess they all belong.