She's got heartburn in her heart,
You'd better watch where she will throw.
Unless you want to keep clean,
With her you shouldn't go.

I'll ask her questions,
On indigestion,
Since her health is important to me.
And I wouldn't worry,
If she got her curry,
All over me!

She's got heartburn in her heart,
No, no, this can't be true.
She'll make a mess of your shirt,
No, no, this will never do.

I can't believe on my shirt she'll ever hurl,
Not when she loves me and says she's my girl.
She wouldn't dirty me,
Or get her dessert on me,
No, can't you see?

She's got heartburn in her heart,
No, no, this I can't believe.
You'd better watch out,
No, no, her manners can decieve.

Going out to eat, will be a treat,
If she is with you.
But then you'll see,
And this I'll guarantee,
You'll be a mess before the night is through!

She's got heartburn in her heart,
No, no, this is a lie.
If you're not careful,
No, no, she won't puke on my tie.

She's got heartburn in her heart,
No, no, this must be wrong.
You'll be sorry you took her out,
No, no, with me she'll belong.