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Song Parodies -> "When You're A Bush"

Original Song Title:

"The Jets Song"

Original Performer:

West Side Story

Parody Song Title:

"When You're A Bush"

Parody Written by:

Darrell Decker

The Lyrics

When you're a Bush, you're a Bush all the way.
From your first snort of coke till your last dying day.
When you're a Bush you have nothing to fear.
You can do what you want, Dad will see you get clear.

You're never alone, you're always well connected,
If we say you will, you're sure to get elected.
You're well protected.

When you're a Bush you're above all the laws,
You can lie, steal and cheat without even a pause.
When you're a Bush you can take what you will,
If anyone gripes, dad moves in for the kill.

You're dumb as a stump, but you drive a Lexus,
Your family don't care, they'll say you're dyslexic,
You'll be out of Texas.

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