hangin' out laid on the couch on the weekend
watchin' Jerry talk to teens who are pregnant
I don't care if saw this one before
I watch it every time the show hits the air

I saw the guys who denied they're the daddy
and the guy who got dirty with the drag queen
Jerry's god, he'll always be there
like the lesbian who shaved her hair

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I always watch those controversial talk shows
I watch the sluts and the little horny homos
he's so cool I'm gonna make it to his next show
everyone's chanting when he's around
I really enjoy this new show I found
I always watch those controversial talk shows

I remember the girl who screwed her stepdad
and the one who pierced her tit and made her dad mad
seventeen year olds with fake ID's and drugs and
watch out he might catch you with the Springer cam

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spouses with dirty pictures on their walls
and late night phone calls
and all those young kids dating
and cheating husbands want another chance
to get back in her pants
and all those young kids dating

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i'll never forget him
the guy at the talk show
(fading)