Some kitty once told me I was a Sailor soldier
But I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Raye makes me feel dumb
Her boyfriend is a bum
I've got a cressant moon mark on my forehead

Well, the monsters start coming and they don't stop coming
Zapped with the wand and they hit the ground dusted
Didn't make sence to study for the test
I know two answers I'll guess on the rest
So much for Zoy, so much for Jed, so why can't I just be a normal kid?
I don't know how to do math
Yet I always have to save the world

Hey now, you're a Sailor Scout
Get your fuku on, fight your best
Hey now, you're a school girl
get your pencil out, take the test
Mina really likes gold
Only Sailor Stars break the mold

Arctic's a could place
It couldn't be colder
Wish you're in Tahiti now
Wait till you fight Beryl
But meanwhile your friends are all leaving
Cause the doom and gloom girl are decieving
Your boyfriend has, gone missing again
But anyway you're too young for him
Is that Moonlight knight?
Isn't he yours?
Bet you'd like that, better than Jimmy gourd!

Hey now, you're a Sailor Scout
Get your fuku on, fight your best
Hey now, you're a school girl
get your pencil out, take the test
Mina really likes gold
Only Sailor Stars break the mold

Some kitty asked why do I cry so much?
I gotta get the enemy heading on the run
I said hey, I'm okay, so long as a cute boy is near
Is that an Ice cream truck I hear?

Well, the monsters start coming and they don't stop coming
Zapped with the wand and they hit the ground dusted
Didn't make sence to study for the test
I know two answers I'll guess on the rest
So much for Zoy, so much for Jed, so why can't I just be a normal kid?
I don't know how to do math
Yet I always have to save the world

Hey now, you're a Sailor Scout
Get your fuku on, fight your best
Hey now, you're a school girl
get your pencil out, take the test
Mina really likes gold
Only Sailor Stars break the mold