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Song Parodies -> "Never In Newt's Dreams"
Original Song Title:
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Never In Newt's Dreams"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Gingrich stalked
The right wing advanced and
It won't balk
But he lost his power last year, you see
He could not forsee
Never in Newt's dreams
Victory's sweet
But it ain't nothin' next to Newt's defeat
And it's not hard to see
Newt cannot say
He did okay
Never in Newt's dreams
Maybe the Right
Maybe the Right will desire
To atone for their lies
They ran aground
When they floundered apart
So unwise
And Gingrich stalked
The right wing advanced and
It won't balk
But he lost his power last year, you see
He could not forsee
Never in Newt's dreams, babe
And victory's sweet
But it ain't nothin' next to Newt's defeat
And it's not hard to see
Newt cannot say
He did okay
Never in Newt's dreams
The right wing advanced and
It won't balk
But he lost his power last year, you see
He could not forsee
Never in Newt's dreams
Victory's sweet
But it ain't nothin' next to Newt's defeat
And it's not hard to see
Newt cannot say
He did okay
Never in Newt's dreams
Maybe the Right
Maybe the Right will desire
To atone for their lies
They ran aground
When they floundered apart
So unwise
And Gingrich stalked
The right wing advanced and
It won't balk
But he lost his power last year, you see
He could not forsee
Never in Newt's dreams, babe
And victory's sweet
But it ain't nothin' next to Newt's defeat
And it's not hard to see
Newt cannot say
He did okay
Never in Newt's dreams
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