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Song Parodies -> "They Messed the USA"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless the USA"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lee Greenwood

Parody Song Title:

"They Messed the USA"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

To you people who like democratics or republicans, I'm not mentioning any presidents, but there are some that have screwed up this country, and now we live in a country where babies are killed by so-called professional
doctors, and the music of today is messed up. Here is my complaint.
If tomorrow the congressmen were gone, I'd finally start my life.
And I'd have to get a better job to support my greedy.
I hate these stupid stars to be livin' in this place.
They burn the flag that stands for freedom,
With the muderers that get away.

And it sucks to be an American,
Where abortion's legally.
These idiots don't care what children that died,
I hate this damn country.
And I sadly stand up next to you,
Who won't say yes to gays.
Cause there ain't no doubt I hate the men,
Who messed the USA.

>From the plants in Indiana, to the mole hills of New York.
Across the gosh-darn White House, that houses stupid dorks.
>From Detroit in the ghetto, to Las Vegas or LA.
Well there's greed in every politician's heart.
And it's time we stand and say.

And it sucks to be an American,
Where abortion's legally.
These idiots don't care what children that died,
I hate this damn country.
And I sadly stand up next to you,
Who won't say yes to gays.
Cause there ain't no doubt I hate the men,
Who messed the USA.

And it sucks to be an American,
Where abortion's legally.
These idiots don't care what children that died,
I hate this damn country.
And I sadly stand up next to you,
Who won't say yes to gays.
Cause there ain't no doubt I hate the men,
Who messed the USA.

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Pacing: 2.1
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Heath - April 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Very unpatriotic and rude!How dare you dis the United States like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron West - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
The Constitution (Bill of Rights) stands for freedom. Flag burning is protected under the First Amendment. So, the fact that one can burn the flag is what really stands for freedom. The ability to have a choice to terminate a pregnancy had nothing to do with any president. This was a Supreme Court decision that was handed down while King Richard I (Nixon) was president. Certainly one of our worst presidents; I'm certain he was one of your favorites.
STG - May 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Yay!!!!!!! More insulting comments, I'm loving this each one I get. Keep 'em coming. Fact: I really didn't like the pacing for this one, but I was bored. So la la la la, keep the critique coming. STG is still standing
Person from canada - May 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Whoo way to go i hate usa except for the real song yea don't go dissing songs like that you should of used the national anthome lol just kidding that was rude of you and i know i don't know any facts but don't do it again.
S.T.G. - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Okay, guess what ? I'm tired of these comments on this song. I wasn't dissing America. I was talking about the people who run it. Sorry but I'm pro-life and a conservative. I was pissed at the time I wrote this- 2 years ago. So realize that this parody is here to stay, and ignore it. I do, and now since we have some one who sort of knows how to run a country I am sad that I wrote this parody. But when I wrote this parody alot of crazy crap was going on: stem cell research, scandals, elections, and other stuff. SO HERE'S A MESSAGE TO EVERYONE THAT WOULD LIKE TO CRITICISE THIS PIECE OF CRAP PARODY: GET OFF MY CASE B'FORE I SPOOF ON YOU With Love from S.T.G.
a student from albuquerque. - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Well what can I say, you can tell that you were angry and I somewhat agree with your comment. America has to much liberalism and this is making it not a free country but a dangerous one. I believe that they have to regain the moral values of life. Nowadays people have no respect for them selves so they just don’t care about anyone else. Once we educate Americans to simply behave we can start a better America to live in. But I honestly qualm that will happen. Sad to say…but what do you believe…you who reads this! Think, were are we going to be if there is no respect in this country?
BountyHunter SA-X - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
STG, I don't know if you still believe what you wrote, but *I* for one agree completely with what you said in your parody. I hate the people who messed up this: "unique political experiment" that is America. It started off great: tolerance for other religions, preservation of life, kind treatment of injured P.O.W.'s, etc. Now... There is more 'profiling' 'discriminating' 'prejudice' and a whole bunch of other naughty-naughty words going around. So yeah, you guys go right ahead, blindfold yourselves with a red-white and blue flag. I think that the USA is the best, absolute best place to live right now, but that doesn't mean its perfect. There's plenty of bad policies and bad principles that we shouldn't just ignore. So yeah, STG, I agree with what you wrote and published: "Cause there ain't no doubt I hate the men, Who messed the USA."

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