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Song Parodies -> "Everyday A**holes"

Original Song Title:

"Everyday People"

Original Performer:

Sly and the Family Stone

Parody Song Title:

"Everyday A**holes"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

Before I drive, I do play this song
Please bear with me it wont take long
The side road, the corner, the onramp and then
Get to the highway and then there are
oh-oh- Everyday A**holes- Yeah yeah

There is a black one that cuts off an orange one, that then rear-ends a blue one, that curses at the yellow one
And different quirks for different jerks
And so on and so on and ah I want to kill them
Oh- Sha sha- if they would drive its better

I can drive better than any of you
You guys drive at miles per hour:2
They make me, crazy, road rage aint your friend
But if you move then i will forget
Oh- oh - these Everyday A**holes- Yeah yeah

There is a green truck that just hit the blue truck and swerved in front of the brown car and skidded off the road yeah
And different quirks for different jerks
And so on and so on and damn Sunday drivers
oh-sha sha- If they would drive its better

There is a Mac truck that will not move for anyone, that's backing up the highway, I will be here till Sunday
Different quirks for different jerks

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 36

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Meriadoc - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
What? No previous comments? This is really funny Billy!
Billy Florio - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Merry, there are no former comments because this came out before the comments were around...this one has been on Amiright for at least 2 years, and been written since at least 1999...this was a very early one from me, and its also my all time favorite lol..thanks again
Static - October 17, 2003 - Report this comment
who but an "everyday @--hole" could give this a 111? unexcusable. i love this.
Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Do we now have enough parodies for a bad-drivers concept album? This one would be a capper. (That's a compliment.)
AMIRIGHT AWARDS WINNER - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Billy Florio Parody
Bob Gomez - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Congrats on one of your very best, Billy. You'll have to check out my new one with this song. d;:^)
Agrimorfee - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I like the blue one hits the white one. etc...lines.

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