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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> N, Page 2
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with N, Page 2
Entries starting with N are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| No Brains | Sum 41 | Zombies Anonymous | retsehcekim | |||
| No Brakes | Offspring | Any Car Company | Rynn | |||
| No Brakes | The Offspring | Car Manufacturer | Regos the Sane | |||
| No Children | The Mountain Goats | Missing Children Hotline | Abby | |||
| No Cigar | Millencolin | Cuba National Trade Commission | Geo P. | |||
| No Direction | Simply Red | Directory Inquiries | Marv | |||
| No Feelings | The Sex Pistols | Donald Trump's Oval Office | I Met Glen Matlock | |||
| No Leaf Clover | Metallica | Railroad Safety Administration | meQal | |||
| No Light | 3rd Strike | Electric Company | Chynna | |||
| No Man's Land | Winger | Feminist Organization | Andrew | |||
| No Matter What Shape (Your Stomach's In) | Herbie Mann | Lap-band surgeon | Martha Hankins | |||
| No Milk Today | Herman's Hermits | Milk Marketing Board | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| No Milk Today | Hermans Hermits | Milkman | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| No Milk Today | Hermans Hermits | Dairy Farmers Association | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| No Mischief | Split Enz | The Super Nanny | dizrythmia | |||
| No Money In The Bank | Swiss Beats | Debt Support Line | lady cutie | |||
| No More Drama | Mary J Blige | SoapNet | beatlebabe | |||
| No More I Love Yous | Annie Lennox | Dating Service | GB | |||
| No More Love | Shinedown | Divorce Attorney | Wanda Pierce | |||
| No More Will | Nevermore | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| No More Words | Berlin | Lexicographer (Dictionary) | newave | |||
| No News | Lonestar | Local News Channel | Branden Nardulli | |||
| No One Is To Blame | Howard Jones | Counselor | Danielle | |||
| No One Is To Blame | Howard Jones | Divorce Lawyer | Ed | |||
| No One Knows | Queens Of The Stone Age | Narcotics Anonymous | cant rememba, alzheimers patient | |||
| No One Knows | Queens Of The Stone Age | Customer Service | newrock | |||
| No One Knows | Queens Of The Stone Age | Pharmaceutical company | pizzahunks | |||
| No One Like You | Sarah Brightman | Clone Research | Wretch | |||
| No One's There | KoRn | Any On-hold Music | Aaron Saraco | |||
| No Parachute | April March | US Air Force/French Air Force | The Skuz | |||
| No Parlez | Paul Young | Laryngitis Helpline | Heathcliff the Cat | |||
| No Place Like Home | Pax217 | Travel Agency | Admiral Memo | |||
| No Rain | Blind Melon | NWS office in drought-afflicted area | Kerry | |||
| No Rain | Blind Melon | U.S. Department of Agriculture | Garrett | |||
| No Rain | Blind Melon | National Weather Service | Star****ker | |||
| No Rain | Blind Melon | Drought Prevention | yoyo ma | |||
| No Reply | The Beatles | Anyone That Puts You On Hold | DebbieW | |||
| No Scrubs | TLC | Relationship advice hotline | Kerry | |||
| No Scrubs | TLC | Medical Supply Distributor | roachc420 | |||
| No Scrubs | TLC | Relationship Advice Hotline | Kerry | |||
| No Son Of Mine | Genesis | Adoption Agency | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| No Such Thing | John Mayer | High School | Akira | |||
| No Sugar Tonight | The Guess Who | Diabetic help line | Legion | |||
| No Thunder No Fire No Rain | Tim Finn | Union Carbide | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| No Time | The Guess Who | INS/USCIS Immigrations | Josh | |||
| No Time | Guess Who | Watch repair shop | oldrock | |||
| No Tragedy | Radiators | Disaster Assistance Hotline | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| No Vacancy | Adam Gregory | Hotel | erica | |||
| No Way Out | Starship | Compton, California city counsel | MOR | |||
| No Way Out | Starship | Prison | MOR | |||
| No Way Out | Phil Collins | Suicide Prevention Helpline | Rosie | |||
| No We're Not Going To Sleep Tonight | Emma Bunton | Sleep Disorders Clinic | pe | |||
| No Woman No Cry | Bob Marley | Divorce lawyer | Rosie | |||
| No. 5 | Hollywood Undead | Alcoholics Anonymous | Jonathan S. | |||
| Nobody | Wonder Girls | Dating service | Sally Shine | |||
| Nobody | Wonder Girls | Singles Dating Service | Sally Shine | |||
| Nobody But Me | Human Beinz | A morgue | Peter | |||
| Nobody Cares About The Railroads Anymore. | Nilsson | Amtrak | Paul Warren | |||
| Nobody Hears | Suicidal Tendencies | School for the deaf | Fbug | |||
| Nobody Likes You | Green Day | Suicide Hotline | PistolPocketeer | |||
| Nobody Likes You | Green Day | Suicide Hotline | retsehcekim | |||
| Nobody Likes You | Green Day | Suicide Hotline | Billie Joe | |||
| Nobody Loves You | Garbage | Self-esteem counselling | Diddims | |||
| Nobody Loves You | Garbage | Suicide Hotline | Jess | |||
| Nobody Wins | Radney Foster | Divorce Lawyer | Ed | |||
| Nobody Wins | Elton John | Lottery | crazydon | |||
| Nobody's Fault But Mine | Led Zepplin | Law Firm | Death_Zero | |||
| Nobody's Fault But Mine | Led Zeppelin | Chris Evans' answering machine | Pickle* | |||
| Nobody's Home | Avril Lavigne | State Farm | Shippy Mandy | |||
| Nobody's Home | Avril Lavigne | Real-estate | Arilary P. | |||
| Nobody's Home | Avril Lavigne | Adoption Center | nyssa | |||
| Nobody's Listening | Linkin Park | Suicide Hotline | Espi | |||
| Nobody's Listening | Linkin Park | Samaritans | Mamba | |||
| Nobody's Listening | Linkin Park | Mute People | reteshcekim | |||
| Nobody's Listening | Linkin Park | Counseling Group | Max Maxter | |||
| Nobody's Listening | Linkin Park | Psychiatrist Hotline | Californican | |||
| Nobody's Listening | Linkin Park | AA | Nightshadowliver | |||
| Nobody's Perfect | Hannah Montana | Indianapolis Colts/New England Patriots offices | Paula Yabba-Dabba Abdul | |||
| Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien | Edith Piaf | Defense Attorney | Liz | |||
| Nookie | Limp Bizkit | Bill Clinton Presidential Library | meQal | |||
| Noose | Sentenced | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Not A Pretty Girl | Ani Difranco | Ford Modeling Agency | HarryMay | |||
| Not An Addict | K's Choice | Drug/Alcohol Abuse Centers or Hotlines | anon | |||
| Not An Angel | Basia | Church | sam | |||
| Not Coming Home | Maroon 5 | Missing Persons Hotline | Beth | |||
| Not Dead Yet | The Weepies | Funeral Services | JC Foster | |||
| Not Gonna Be Alone Tonight | Eve 6 | Escort Service | RevengeFromMars YouTube | |||
| Not Gonna Be Alone Tonight | Eve 6 | Escort Service | RevengeFromMars YouTube | |||
| Not Gonna Get Us | t.A.T.u | Paranoia Help Line | Banazīr the Jedi Hobbit | |||
| Not Gonna Get Us | t.A.T.u. | Missing Persons' Hotline | Michelle | |||
| Not Gonna Get Us | t.A.T.u. | Criminal Hotline | Puppy Loves Chew Toys | |||
| Not Gonna Get Us | t.A.T.u. | Prison | Opinion Girl | |||
| Not Guilty | George Harrison | DA's office | DebbieW | |||
| Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth | The Dandy Warhols | Kate Moss's Answering Machine | pickle* | |||
| Not Myself Tonight | Christina Aguilera | Multiple Personality Helpline | carly_carlz | |||
| Not Pretty Enough | Kasey Chambers | Model Agency | Angel19 | |||
| Not Ready To Make Nice | Dixie Chicks | Marriage Or Family Counselor | skyshine | |||
| Not The Doctor | Alanis Morissette | Therapist | Supernixi | |||
| Not The Girl You Think You Are | Crowded House | Schizophrenia Diagnosis | dizrythmia | |||
| Not Too Little, Not Too Much | Chris Sandford | WeightWatchers | Pickle |
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