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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> B, Page 2
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with B, Page 2
Entries starting with B are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Bad Meets Evil | Eminem and Royce Da 5'9 | Bi-Polar Disorder Hotline | doesntmatter | |||
| Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | NASA | Kerry | |||
| Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | Astrologer/psychic hotline | Ingeborg S. Nordén | |||
| Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | NASA | Laurel | |||
| Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | Helpline for Overcoming Superstition | Britney Spears into pruning hooks | |||
| Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | Lunar Eclipse Hotline | Lunar Pirate | |||
| Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | Planetarium | Ed | |||
| Bad Motor Scooter | Montrose | Complaint Department of Toys 'R Us | kuumuus | |||
| Bad Penny Blues | Humphrey Lyttleton | Sheldon's answering machine (The Big Bang Theory) | Pickle | |||
| Bad Religion | Godsmack | Any Religious group | wadded beef | |||
| Bad Reputation | Joan Jett | Attorney Edgar Snyder (or any attorney) | Cassandra | |||
| Bad Reputation | Joan Jett & the Blackhearts | Any Abstinance Program | cygna vamp | |||
| Bad Romance | Lady GaGa | Marriage Divorce Counselling | Dongquan | |||
| Bad to the Bone | George Thorogood and the Destroyers | Crematorium | Bort & Ornie | |||
| Bad To The Bone | George Thorogood | Doctor or X-Ray Technician | Danielle | |||
| Bad to the Bone | George Thorogood and the Destroyers | Report-a-Criminal Hotline | Queen Amidala | |||
| The Bad Touch | Bloodhound Gang | The Discovery Channel | kt | |||
| The Bad Touch | Bloodhound Gang | Child Molestation Hotline | Danielle | |||
| The Bad Touch | Bloodhound Gang | Massage Therapist, Chiropractor | Kitty | |||
| The Bad Touch | Bloodhound Gang | Tiger Wood's Answering Machine | carly_carlz | |||
| The Bad Touch | Bloodhound Gang | Abstinence Group | Opinion Girl | |||
| The Bad Touch | The Bloodhound Gang | Rape Hotline | Wally P. | |||
| Bad Water | Gene Watson | drinking water agency | Robert | |||
| Baggy Trousers | Madness | School | ClarinetMad | |||
| Bald-Headed Woman | The Who | Britney Spears' answering service | Kathy | |||
| Bales Of Cocaine | The Reverend Horton Heat | Narcotics Anonymous | saverock'n'roll@saverock'n'roll.org | |||
| Ball Of Confusion | The Temptations | Any Televangelist Prayer Line | Paul Warren | |||
| Ballad Of The Green Berets | SSgt. Barry Sadler | US Army Recruting | satrain18 | |||
| Ballbreaker | AC/DC | Male Reproductive Surgeon | weathergirl123 | |||
| The Ballerina Is Not Getting Closer | Tomas Bodin | Kate Bush News & Information | Pickle | |||
| Ballroom Blitz | Sweet | Ballroom Dancing studio | MAGick | |||
| The Ballroom Blitz | The Sweet | ISIS' answering machine | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| Balls To The Wall | Accept | Bowling Alley | MCSEMan23 | |||
| Banana Boat | Raffi | Dole | Kara | |||
| The Band Played Waltzing Matilda | Clancy Brothers | Veteran's Home | Lord Zorlock | |||
| Bang | Eve 6 | Bomb squad | RevengeFromMars YouTube | |||
| Bang Bang Bang | Tracy Chapman | NRA | Brett | |||
| Bang! Bang! (My Baby Shot Me Down) | Cher | Dick Cheney's Office | Glenn | |||
| Bang, Bang | Vanilla Fudge | National Rifle Association Hotline | The Madman | |||
| "Bang, Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" | Cher | National Rifle Association | Iludium Phosdex | |||
| Banned In The USA | 2Live Crew | FCC | anonymous | |||
| Barbie Girl | Aqua | Mattel | Guise | |||
| Barbie Girl | Aqua | Feminist Organization | Diddims | |||
| Barbie Girl | Aqua | Sindy Doll Productions | parisa | |||
| Barely Breathing | Duncan Sheik | American Lung Association/Lung Cancer Helpline | Ed | |||
| Barely Breathing | Duncan Sheik | Hospice, Intensive Care Ward | Dar | |||
| Bargain | The Who | Nordstrom | carly_carlz | |||
| Bark At The Moon | Ozzy Osbourne | Sleep Clinic | Lee | |||
| Barney's On Fire | Weird Al Yankovic | PBS | GB | |||
| Barney's Theme (I Love You, You Love Me) | Theme Song | Ray Barone's House | kid | |||
| Barracuda | Heart | Aquarium/pet store | Ed | |||
| Bartender | (hed) p.e. | Alchoholics Anonymous | wadded beef | |||
| Basic Thugonomics | John Cena | College Course Applications | John Cena | |||
| Basket Case | Green Day | Police Station/ Drug Abuse Hotline | mairi | |||
| Basket Case | Greenday | Mental Hospital | Alfie | |||
| Basketball Jones | Cheech & Chong | NBA | Jake | |||
| Bastards Of Young | The Replacements | AARP | Pocketfox | |||
| Bathwater | No Doubt | Hydrophobic Hotline | Tony | |||
| Batter Up | Marv | Any Baseball player's answering machine | Marv | |||
| Batter Up | Marv | Weight Watchers | Marv | |||
| Battle Of Evermore | Led Zeppelin | Disabled Veterans Of America | Acrylic | |||
| Battle Without Honour Of Humanity | Tomoyasu Hotei | Republican Re-election Commission | Kevin Breslin | |||
| Bawitdaba | Kid Rock | Speech Therapy | ficticious | |||
| BBC | Ming Tea | ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox, CNN news channels | British Bullcrap | |||
| BBC | Ming Tea | England's Channel 4 | movie | |||
| BBC | Ming Tea | Channel 4 (British television network) | Drewzi | |||
| BBC | Ming Tea | NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox, CNN nesw | movie | |||
| Be All, End All | Anthrax | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Be Free | Papa Roach | Prison | Tim | |||
| Be My Escape | Relient K | Prison | Rockerchik | |||
| Be My Escape | Relient K | Prison | MandaRuth-a-licious | |||
| Be Quiet And Drive | Deftones | Drag Racing Society | SUm1 SUXXX | |||
| Be Yourself | Audioslave | Plastic surgery facility | Evan | |||
| Beast Of Blood | Malice Mizer | Red Cross | Mengami-chan | |||
| The Beat Goes On | Sonny and Cher | American Heart Association | Martha Irvin | |||
| Beat It | Michael Jackson | any kind of hotline | Sarah | |||
| Beat It | Michael Jackson | Child Abuse Hotline | kk19131 | |||
| Beat It | Michael Jackson | Domestic Abuse Prevention | kevin | |||
| Beat it | Michael Jackson | Masturbation Addiction Hotline | David | |||
| Beat It | Michael Jackson | Low Self-Esteem Support Group | Jerseymilkferrets | |||
| Beat It | Michael Jackson | Sperm Bank | DJ | |||
| Beat It | Michael Jackson | Karate School | Ryan Harder | |||
| Beat It | Michael Jackson | NYPD/LAPD etc | been_a_son | |||
| Beat It | Michael Jackson | Los Angeles Police Department | VJON | |||
| Beat It | Michael Jackson | Domestic Violence | Yaxe | |||
| The Beat Of Love | Voice Of The Beehive | Domestic Violence Hotline | The Skuz | |||
| Beat On The Brat | The Ramones | Anger Management | Danielle | |||
| Beat On The Brat | The Ramones | Child Abuse Hotline | ObLaBlah | |||
| Beautiful | Christina Aguilera | Plastic Surgeon | Brooke | |||
| Beautiful | Christina Aguilera | Plastic Surgery Clinic | JEAN | |||
| Beautiful | Snoop Dogg | Burn Ward | duhnees | |||
| Beautiful | Christina Aguilera | Weight Watchers | Frank | |||
| Beautiful | Christina Aguilera | Plastic Surgery Clinic | VJMorales | |||
| Beautiful Day | U2 | Weather bureau | Dongquan | |||
| Beautiful Day | U2 | Depression CLinic | Milkashakesa | |||
| Beautiful Day | U2 | Severe Weather Hotline | Ali | |||
| Beautiful Disaster | Kelly Clarkson | Carnival Cruise Lines | Ed | |||
| Beautiful Girls | Sean Kingston | Dating Service | Daniel L | |||
| The Beautiful People | Marilyn Manson | Plastic Surgeon's Office | agent nerve | |||
| The Beautiful People | Marilyn Manson | Children's doctor office | Good Charlotte, Marilyn Manson and Eminem I love you guys!!!! |
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