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1950s
Bobby Helms', "Jingle Bell Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Giddy up jingle horse kick up your feet
Original Lyrics:
Giddy up jingle horse pick up your feet
The Tokens', "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Push, my darling
Original Lyrics:
Hush, my darling
 
1960s
Guy Marks', "Loving You Has Made Me Banannas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your red scarf matches your eyes, you closed your cover before striking, father had the shipfitter booze, loving you has made me bonanza.
Original Lyrics:
Your red scarf matches your eyes, you closed your cover before striking, father had the shipfitter blues, loving you has made me banannas.
Sonny & Cher's, "The Beat Goes On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandmas sit in Cher and reminisce.
Original Lyrics:
Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce.
The Beatles', "Bungalow Bill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Buffalo Bill! Why did you kill Buffalo Bill?
Original Lyrics:
Hey Bungalow Bill! What did you kill, Bungalow Bill?
The Contours', "Do You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Whoops, whoops)
Original Lyrics:
(Work, work)
 
1970s
Alan O'Day's, "Undercover Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Midnight embassy
Original Lyrics:
Midnight fantasy
Bee Gees 's, "Jive Talkin "
Misheard Lyrics:
And if there's somebody you'll love 'til you die, then all that jive talkin' just gets in your eye, yeah, yeah, Natalie Hirschbaum.
Original Lyrics:
And if there's somebody you'll love 'til you die, then all that jive talkin' just gets in your eye, yeah, yeah.
David Bowie's, "The Man Who Sold the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
We p***ed upon the stairs
Original Lyrics:
We passed upon the stair
Heatwave's, "Boogie Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuesday night
Original Lyrics:
Boogie nights
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Sweet Home Alabama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Virgil Carson's barbecue, now tell me true.
Original Lyrics:
Does your conscience bother you, now tell me true.
Paul Nicholas', "Heaven on the 7th Floor"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't you excuse me
Original Lyrics:
So don't you rescue me
 
1980s
Cast of La Cage Aux Folles', "I Am What I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life's not workin' a damn
Original Lyrics:
Life's not worth a damn
Deacon Blue's, "Real Gone Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cried and I prayed
Original Lyrics:
I cried and I craved
Jefferson Starship's, "Be My Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I cannot sleep
Original Lyrics:
And I cannot speak
Joey Scarbury's, "Theme from the Greatest American Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never thought I could be supreme
Original Lyrics:
I never thought I could be so free
Kool & the Gang's, "Fresh"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's undressed
Original Lyrics:
She's so fresh
Kool & the Gang's, "Get Down On It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say Beatles
Original Lyrics:
I say people
Pogues', "Fairytale Of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
The boys of the NYPD choir were singing 'Go Away Babe'.
Original Lyrics:
The boys of the NYPD choir were singing 'Galway Bay'.
Tears for Fears', "Head Over Heels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something happy as I head over the hills
Original Lyrics:
Something happens and I'm head over heels
The Ramones', "Blitzkrieg Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big city park
Original Lyrics:
Blitzkrieg bop
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
God blessed the rains down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna take a light to drag me away from you.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.
Wham!'s, "Edge of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a place for us and it doesn't move
Original Lyrics:
And there's a place for us in a dirty movie
Wham!'s, "Last Christmas "
Misheard Lyrics:
A crowded room, friends with tie dye
Original Lyrics:
A crowded room, friends with tired eyes
 
1990s
Adina Howard's, "Freak Like Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it's all about the doggy bee
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's all about the dog in me
Arrested Development's, "Mr. Wendal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that I know him, to give him money is a charity
He gives me a college, I buy him some shoes
Original Lyrics:
Now that I know him, to give him money isn't charity
He gives me some knowledge, I buy him some shoes
Diana King's, "Shy Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want a drive by
Original Lyrics:
I just want a shy guy
Guns N' Roses', "Patience"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I can't have you right now, I'll wait, yeah.
or
If I can't have you right now, I'll wait here.
Original Lyrics:
If I can't have you right now, I'll wait, dear
INXS's, "Suicide Blonde"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love imitation, suicide blonde
Original Lyrics:
Love devastation, suicide blonde
Sonic Adventure soundtrack's, "My Sweet Passion (Theme of Amy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't sleep on my dad.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not simple minded.
Sting's, "Desert Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
A ring of fire
Original Lyrics:
I dream of fire
TLC's, "Red Light Special"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, is it yours?
Original Lyrics:
Baby, it's yours
The Wiggles', "Captain Feathersword"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Feathersword he loves to fall over.
Original Lyrics:
Captain Feathersword, he loves to dance.
Whitney Houston's, "Exhale (Shoop Shoop)"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Sure, sure, sure)
Original Lyrics:
(Shoop, shoop, shoop)
 
2000s
Christina Aguilera's, "Ain't No Other Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told my mother, my brother
My sister and my fans
Original Lyrics:
I told my mother, my brother
My sister and my friends
Christina Aguilera's, "I Turn To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
For a waterfall I can run to
or
For a waterfall I can run through
Original Lyrics:
For that one who I can run to
 
2010s
Kelly Clarkson 's, "Underneath The Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow is falling and a capital z
Original Lyrics:
Snow is falling as the carolers sing
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imagine Dragons oughta retire, man
Original Lyrics:
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
Poppy's, "I'm Poppy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Computer (Com-computer-ter)
Internet (In-in-in-internet)
Radio (Ra-ra-ra-ra-radio)
Camera (Camera)
Original Lyrics:
Computer (Com-computer-ter)
Internet (In-in-in-internet)
Video (Vi-vi-vi-vi-video)
Camera (Camera)
 
country
Kenny Rogers', "The Gambler"
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be time enough for counting when the evening's done.
Original Lyrics:
There'll be time enough for counting when the dealing's done.
 
xmas
Andy Williams', "Christmas Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tear up the world
Original Lyrics:
Tell all the world
Andy Williams', "Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season"
Misheard Lyrics:
And hippity hop
Original Lyrics:
And dickory dock
Barbra Streisand's, "I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
If only in my jeans
Original Lyrics:
If only in my dreams
Cliff Richard's, "Mistletoe and Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mississippi wine
Original Lyrics:
Mistletoe and wine
Dean Martin's, "A Marshmallow World"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Election Day
Original Lyrics:
It's a whipped cream day
Dean Martin's, "Baby It's Cold Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really am gay
Original Lyrics:
I really can't stay
Ray Conniff's, "Ring Christmas Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wee Christmas bells
Original Lyrics:
Ring Christmas bells
Traditional's, "Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silent night, holy night
Shepherds wake at the sound
Original Lyrics:
Silent night, holy night
Shepherds quake at the sight
Wee Sing's, "O Little Town of Bethlehem"
Misheard Lyrics:
The everlasting love
Original Lyrics:
The everlasting light

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