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1960s
Johnny Nash's, "Hold Me Tight"
Misheard Lyrics:
To privacy
Original Lyrics:
Too blind to see
Johnny Nash's, "You Got Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
(You guess so)
Original Lyrics:
(You got soul)
The Four Seasons', "Sherry"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Cheddar baby)
Original Lyrics:
(Sherry baby)
 
1970s
Misheard Lyrics:
Oxydol!
Original Lyrics:
Exodus!
Eagles', "Please Come Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Choirs will be singing "Silent Night"
Original Lyrics:
Choirs will be singing, "Salad Night!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it, do it one by one
Original Lyrics:
Do ya, do ya want my love?
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Evil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is she a woman?
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Ma-Ma-Belle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got sneakers 'round the corner of the avenue
or
I got a Snickers 'round the corner of the avenue
Original Lyrics:
I come sneakin' 'round the corner of the avenue
Johnny Nash's, "Tears on My Pillow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm somebody
Original Lyrics:
I'm so lonely
Johnny Nash's, "There are More Questions Than Answers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pigeons in my mind that will not show
Original Lyrics:
Pictures in my mind that will not show
Pablo Cruise's, "Love Will Find a Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
So be a bottle opener
Original Lyrics:
So keep your heart open
Pablo Cruise's, "Whatcha Gonna Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatcha gonna do when she's a book fight?
Original Lyrics:
Whatcha gonna do when she says goodbye?
Steely Dan's, "The Fez"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a whole new man.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your holy man.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra-ra-ra-ra robot
Original Lyrics:
La-la-la-la Lola
Village People's, "In the Navy"
Misheard Lyrics:
In L.A.
Original Lyrics:
In the Navy
 
1980s
De La Soul's, "Eye Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Amy kissed upon your cheek
Original Lyrics:
And aim a kiss upon your cheek
Glenn Frey's, "You Belong To the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feet. You can taste it.
Original Lyrics:
You can feel it. You can taste it.
Tears for Fears', "The Way You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going far, going away
Original Lyrics:
Going far, going nowhere
Tears for Fears', "The Way You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so pitiful
Original Lyrics:
She's so beautiful
The Cars', "Hello Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
The German heirs
Original Lyrics:
The journey ends
The Cars', "I'm Not the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Utilize)
Original Lyrics:
(You know why)
The Cars', "Why Can't I Have You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just an I.Q.
Original Lyrics:
Just like you
The Cars', "You are the Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's in L.A.?
Original Lyrics:
What's in the way
 
1990s
Arrested Development's, "Mr. Wendal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Weirdo
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Wendal
Blur's, "Beetlebum"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a girl
or
Cheesy girl
Original Lyrics:
She's a gun
Bruce Hornsby and the Range's, "Night on the Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going out for night on the town
Going out to smoke and cheese
Original Lyrics:
Going out for a night on the town
Going out to the smoke and trees
Destiny's Child's, "Bills, Bills, Bills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you pay my dollar bills?
Original Lyrics:
Can you pay my automo-bills?
Guns N' Roses', "November Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
November is coming, November is going
Original Lyrics:
Love is always coming, love is always going
Intro's, "Come Inside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn down auburn lights
Original Lyrics:
Turn down all the lights
K7's, "Come Baby Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
The telephone goes wing
Original Lyrics:
The telephone goes ring
Kele Le Roc's, "Little Bit Of Lovin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna be aggressive
or
Don't wanna be impressive
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna be guessing
Megadeth 's, "A Tout Le Monde"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's two in the morning.
Original Lyrics:
A tout le monde
Natalie Imbruglia's, "Big Mistake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put some food on your plate
(Later)
And you lie about my face
Original Lyrics:
Put some fruit on your plate
(Later)
And you lie by my feet
No Doubt's, "Just a Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let me out of your style
Original Lyrics:
Don't let me out of your sight
Tony Toni Tone's, "Anniversary"
Misheard Lyrics:
A small poverty to you and me
Original Lyrics:
A small cup of tea to you and me
Tony Toni Tone's, "Feels Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's measles
Original Lyrics:
It feels good
Tony Toni Tone's, "If I Had No Loot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love semen
Original Lyrics:
I'll never see them
Tony Toni Tone's, "It Never Rains (In Southern California)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just me and you galore
Original Lyrics:
Just me and you alone
Zhane's, "Hey Mr. D.J."
Misheard Lyrics:
Give us a BJ
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Mr. BJ
 
2000s
Avril Lavigne's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey dad
Original Lyrics:
Hey there
Destiny's Child's, "Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your garbage, too
Original Lyrics:
And your car washed, too
Good Charlotte's, "The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last time in the river
Original Lyrics:
Baptized in the river
Raven-Symone's, "Supernatural"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without any raisins
Original Lyrics:
Without any reason
 
2010s
Bullet for My Valentine's, "Don't Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this the end 'cause it might just break me
Original Lyrics:
Is this the end 'cause you might get pregnant
Cast of Heathers', "Dead Girl Walking"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before they punch my clock I'm snapping off your c*ck
Original Lyrics:
Before they punch my clock I'm snapping off your window lock
 
christian
Skillet's, "Salvation"
Misheard Lyrics:
All alone, lost in this and this
Original Lyrics:
All alone, lost in this abyss
 
misc
Commercial's, "Farxiga"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fartxiga
Original Lyrics:
Farxiga
 
xmas
Band Aid 20's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give a little hell to the helpless
or
Give a little health to the helpless
Original Lyrics:
Give a little help to the helpless
Cliff Richard's, "Saviour's Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Many have come from the heels
Original Lyrics:
Many have come from the hills
The Monkees', "Riu Chiu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Real real s***ty
Original Lyrics:
Riu riu chiu

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