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This section is for misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens). Misheard lyrics occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.

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Cast of 'Bjorn Again Live''s, "Dancing Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tangerine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life.

The Story....

My sister and I took our mother for her birthday to see "Bjorn Again" last month. She had always loved ABBA and was the music that made her the happiest. So we had a great time singing and dancing during the show. But when we heard our mom sing 'tangerine' in the lyric, I just couldn't believe it. But the lyrics didn't matter as much as the feeling and the music, proven after seeing my mother smiling so big while she's singing about a fruit making a beat. Probably my biggest laugh all year.

Story about this misheard lyric by: mattLA

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1960s
Gloria Jones', "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby boy
or
Baby girl
Original Lyrics:
Tainted love
Harpers Bizarre's, "The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling Goofy
Hello apples, whatcha knowing
Apples and rosy and ready to see
Original Lyrics:
Feeling Groovy
Hello lamppost, what'cha knowing
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep
The Modernaires', "Hazel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's the girl that's everybody's pearl?
Original Lyrics:
Who's the gal that's everybody's pal?
 
1970s
Bee Gees', "Tragedy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dramamine
Original Lyrics:
Tragedy
Cher's, "Half Breed"
Misheard Lyrics:
My life has been worth ten cents
Since the day I was born.
Original Lyrics:
Both sides were against me since the day I was born.
Elton John's, "Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning down the fields of Avalon
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Harry Chapin's, "Taxi"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stashed the pillow in my shirt.
Original Lyrics:
I stashed the bill in my shirt.
Ironhorse's, "Sweet Lui-Louise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you've been alarmed
Original Lyrics:
I know you've been out running
Patti Smith's, "Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
The boy has a beard
Original Lyrics:
The boy disappeared
The Pointer Sisters', "Happiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Human inspiration
Original Lyrics:
You're an inspiration
The Ritchie Family's, "Brazil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whazzup?
Original Lyrics:
Brazil
Tycoon's, "Such a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear Michelle
Original Lyrics:
I can hear the sound
Yvonne Elliman's, "Hello Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not gonna stink
Original Lyrics:
If you're not gonna stay
 
1980s
Anne Murray's, "Blessed are the Believers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Rain in the sky
Don McLean's, "Since I Don't Have You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't have planet screens
Original Lyrics:
I don't have plans and schemes
Fleetwood Mac's, "Big Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
In that Barnes & Noble
Original Lyrics:
In that house on the hill
Fleetwood Mac's, "Little Lies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sterilize
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Gary U.S. Bonds', "This Little Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna milk with you
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna mess with you
Misheard Lyrics:
Diane on the cannon
Original Lyrics:
Driving over Kanan
Laura Branigan's, "Self Control"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make myself go home
Original Lyrics:
You take my self control
Natalie Cole's, "Pink Cadillac"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper towelette
Original Lyrics:
Pink Cadillac
Patrick Simmons', "So Wrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot scald fire
Original Lyrics:
Hearts on fire
Paul Carrack's, "One Good Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
White mothers
or
Wild mothers
Original Lyrics:
Wild lovers
Ronnie Milsap's, "Stranger in My House"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a science here between us
Original Lyrics:
There's a silence here between us
Santana's, "Winning"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Willie
Original Lyrics:
I'm winning
Starship's, "We Built This City"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we're Ms. Sheppard's fools.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we're the simple fools.
Styx's, "Don't Let It End"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've no way to go
Original Lyrics:
I've nowhere to go
 
1990s
10,000 Maniacs', "Jezebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call New Jersey Bell
Original Lyrics:
Call myself Jezebel
Blues Traveler's, "Hook"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh man she can't rely
Original Lyrics:
On that you can rely
Boyz II Men's, "I'll Make Love to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make love to Duke, like you want me to
Original Lyrics:
I'll make love to you, like you want me to
Da Brat's, "Give It 2 You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wobbly toddler
Original Lyrics:
One for the money
Edwin McCain's, "I'll Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your crying sodor
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your crying shoulder
En Vogue's, "Free Your Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cream of Rice
Original Lyrics:
Free your mind
Mariah Carey's, "Obsessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Robin Hood
Original Lyrics:
Poppin' hood
Reel 2 Real's, "Can You Feel It?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weekends everytime
Original Lyrics:
Wicked everytime
Reel 2 Real's, "Conway"
Misheard Lyrics:
34 invited
Original Lyrics:
34th and Broadway
Reel 2 Real's, "Go On Move"
Misheard Lyrics:
House of man
Original Lyrics:
House go mad
Reel 2 Real's, "Jazz It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I can fear it
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I can feel it
Van Halen's, "Can't Stop Lovin' You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I asked you not to drive
Original Lyrics:
And if I asked you not to try
Vince Gill's, "Pocket Full of Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some talent scout's gonna show up
And you'll pay for what you've done
Original Lyrics:
Some jealous guy's gonna show up
And you'll pay for what you've done
 
2000s
Beyonce featuring Slim Thug and Bun B's, "Check On It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chobani
Original Lyrics:
Check on it
Dido's, "White Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with dips***.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship.
Hoobastank's, "The Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the weasel is yours
Original Lyrics:
And the reason is you
Jennifer Lopez's, "I'm Real"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh really?
Original Lyrics:
I'm real
Jet's, "Are You Gonna Be My Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I really wanna make you nice
Original Lyrics:
That i really wanna make you mine
Jet's, "Cold Hard Bitch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna take her out
Original Lyrics:
Gonna check her out
 
2010s
Carlinhos Brown, Jamie Foxx, and Rachel Crow 's, "Batucada Familia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beating like it's Trotsky
Original Lyrics:
Beating like it’s heartbeat
 
country
Dixie Chicks', "Goodbye Earl"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the trunk, Earl!
or
In the trunk, girl!
or
In the truck, girl!
Original Lyrics:
In the truck, Earl!
 
misc
Eliza Rose and Interplanetary Criminal's, "B.O.T.A (Baddest of Them All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the fattest at the mall
Original Lyrics:
She's the baddest of them all
Glenn Miller's, "Dearly Beloved"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ll be forever yours, come sorrow or shy.
Original Lyrics:
I know that I’ll be yours, come shower or shine.
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