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1960s
Johnny Cash's, "Ring of Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
I flow into a burning limo fire
Original Lyrics:
I fell into a burning ring of fire
The Guess Who's, "These Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-side
Original Lyrics:
These eyes
Wayne Newton's, "Danke Schoen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gone to shame
Original Lyrics:
Danke schoen
 
1970s
AC/DC 's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Feet Thunder Chief or Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep or Dirty Cheese Thunder Sheep or Dirty Beans Jungle Jeep
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Bruce Springsteen's, "Tenth Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead girl in the freezer
Original Lyrics:
Tenth Avenue freeze out
Chaka Khan's, "I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m every woman
Original Lyrics:
Behind every woman
France Joli's, "Come to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have shot an eel from the storm
Original Lyrics:
I will shelter you from the storm
France Joli's, "Come to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have shot you from the storm
Original Lyrics:
I will shelter you from the storm
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little early birdie gave my a*** curly wurly
Original Lyrics:
And little Early Pearly came by in his curly whirly.
Neil Young's, "Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgetting Ohio
Original Lyrics:
Four dead in Ohio
Neil Young's, "Sugar Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the barkers and the colors of the moon
Original Lyrics:
With the barkers and the coloured balloons
Roberta Flack's, "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Effects, effects, effects
Original Lyrics:
Your face, your face, your face
The J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel in the centerfold
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
Thin Lizzy's, "Dancing in the Moonlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm Meryl Streep again
Original Lyrics:
And I'm on the streets again
 
1980s
Boy Meets Girl's, "Waiting for a Star to Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to catch your horoscope
Original Lyrics:
Trying to catch your heart is like...
Duran Duran's, "Hungry Like The Wolf"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smell like a sound, I'm lusting around
Original Lyrics:
Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd
Eagles', "I Can't Tell You Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ira tells you why
Original Lyrics:
I can't tell you why
Eddie Murphy As Buckwheat 's, "AT&T Jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet out, meet out and dutch dumb one, meet out, doll up and dut day die.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out, reach out and touch someone, reach out, call up and just say hi.
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it,
No one wants to bead a feedit.
Show 'em Hot Pocket strong as your right.
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated.
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight.
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
Michael Jackson's, "Thriller"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll save you from the terror and the screams
Original Lyrics:
I'll save you from the terror on the screen
Peter Gabriel's, "Shock the Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tropical monkey
Original Lyrics:
Shock the monkey
Sir Mix A Lot's, "Baby Got Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh papa smooth skin, you wanna get in my bins?
Original Lyrics:
Oooh rump of smooth skin, you say you wanna get in my Benz?
Stevie Nicks', "If Anyone Falls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear a boy in the room this July
Original Lyrics:
I hear a voice in the room next to mine
Stevie Ray Vaughan's, "Change It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and my back door moose said no more, no more
Original Lyrics:
Me and my back door moves ain't no more, no more
The Cars', "Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't belong
Thinking nothing's wrong, what's up?
Original Lyrics:
You can't go wrong
Thinking nothing's wrong, but bye
 
1990s
Alanis Morissette's, "Hand in My Pocket"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it comes down to my fans
Original Lyrics:
When it comes down to my friends
La Bouche's, "Be My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna be Moana
Original Lyrics:
Wanna be my lover
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
So what to do when I have a really bad hemmeroid
Original Lyrics:
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
Meredith Brooks', "Bitch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our thing is cool, you do what you do
or
Our fingers cool, you do what you do
(Later)
I've been rough, I'm revived
Original Lyrics:
I think it's cool, you do what you do
(Later)
I've been numb, I'm revived
R. Kelly's, "I Believe I Can Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch this guy
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
R. Kelly's, "I Believe I Can Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I can testify
or
I believe I can pacify
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can touch the sky
Rancid's, "Time Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
He shot right outta here and gave the new king his crown
Original Lyrics:
Three shots rang out, the hero's dead, the new king is crowned
Sarah McLachlan's, "Adia"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all farters
Original Lyrics:
We all falter
The Notorious B.I.G.'s, "Big Poppa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump like a robot and come over
Original Lyrics:
Jump in the Rover and come over
Vengaboys', "We Like to Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
The mega bus is coming
or
The magic bus is coming
Original Lyrics:
The Vengabus is coming
 
2000s
Ashlee Simpson's, "Pieces of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
D.C. police
Original Lyrics:
Pieces of me
Misheard Lyrics:
The amazing chocolate chief
Original Lyrics:
The amazing chocolatier
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a jug of latte, ya-ya (ooh, yeah)
Create Lady Marmalade
Original Lyrics:
Mocha Chocolata, ya-ya (ooh, yeah)
Creole Lady Marmalade
Fall Out Boy's, "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a little man
Also evil, also into cats
Also into cats
Original Lyrics:
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh so intricate
Oh so Intricate
Hilary Duff's, "What Dreams Are Made Of"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I see you smiling tiger
Original Lyrics:
Then I see you smile as I go
Jonas Brothers', "Year 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your great great great grandaughter is doing fine, doing fine.
Original Lyrics:
And your great great great granddaughter is pretty fine, pretty fine.
Korn's, "Blind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't see, I can't see, I'm going blind.
Original Lyrics:
I can see I can see I'm going blind.
Linkin Park's, "Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm becoming less
Original Lyrics:
I'm becoming this
Nickelback's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the photo album written on my bedroom floor.
Original Lyrics:
I got the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor.
Shakira's, "Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disney's dancing a tango
Original Lyrics:
Got dizzy dancing a tango
 
2010s
Maroon 5's, "What Lovers Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryna do what llamas do
Original Lyrics:
Tryna do what lovers do
 
country
John Michael Montgomery's, "Beer and Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't sayin' goodbye
Original Lyrics:
I ain't ate a bite
Tim McGraw's, "Indian Outlaw"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ll be riding on my Tauntaun
Original Lyrics:
I'll be beating on my tom-tom
 
misc
Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande's, "Rain On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a butterfly
Original Lyrics:
I'm about to fly
OneRepublic's, "I Ain't Worried"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready for it right now?
Original Lyrics:
I ain't worried 'bout it right now

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