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Part of dance is understanding rhythms, which I do.
(Wayne's quote appeared in People magazine shortly before the 2007 season of 'Dancing With the Stars' premiered. He was eliminated from the competition fairly early.)
Submitted by: Martha Hankins

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Carson Wayne Newton. Submitted by: vegas

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: The Midnight Idol. Submitted by: Martha Hankins

Known informally as: Mr. Las Vegas. Submitted by: Martha Hankins

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"License To Kill; The Adventures of Ford Fairlaine; 'North & South' TV miniseries"He also made a guest appearance on 'The Lucy Show' were he played (of course) a singing farm boy. - Marvin Hamlisch On Rye

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"I Want Your Sex," George Michael"Comin' On Too Strong," Wayne Newton
"Weatherman Says," Jack Wagner"Summer Wind," Wayne Newton
"Vienna Calling," Falco"Danke Schoen," Wayne Newton
"Can't You Hear The Song?," Wayne Newton"Turn Up The Radio," Autograph
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Sumer Colors" originally "Summer Colors"
Sumer = ancient region in Asia
Yvette Bristle
"Summer Coors" originally "Summer Colors"
Yvette Bristle
"Daddy, Don't You Move So Fat" originally "Daddy, Don't You Move So Fast"

Change a Letter:

"Bummer Colors" originally "Summer Colors"
Yvette Bristle
"Can't You Hear The Gong?" originally "Can't You Hear The Song?"
Candy Welty
"Can't You Hear The Bong?" originally "Can't You Hear The Song?"
Candy Welty
"Daddy, Don't You Talk So Fast" originally "Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast"
"Diddy, Don't You Walk So Fast" originally "Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast"
P. Diddy needs to slow down.

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Danke Schoen""Danke Wayne"Parody Pete
"Daddy Don't You Walk so Fast""Daddy Don't You Pass That Gas"Bruce Toews
"Daddy Don't You Wak So Fast""Barack Why'd You Hide Your Past???"Malcolm Higgins
"Danke Schoen""Donkey Wang"PMS
"Danke Schoen""Monkey Swain"John A. Barry
"Danke Schoen""Donner Fame"John A. Barry
"Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast""Shami, Don't You Talk So Fast"Malcolm Higgins
"Danke Schoen""Newton Wayne"Tim Hall
"Danke Schoen""Dad's Insane"Alvin Rhodes
"Danke Schoen""Donny Shame"John A. Barry

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Daddy Don't You Walk So FastDivorce/child custody attorneyMartha Irvin

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Don't Cry Daddy
   Elvis Presley
Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast
   Wayne Newton
Don't Cry, Daddy, And Don't You Walk So Fast
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
   Crystal Gayle
Red Roses For A Blue Lady
   Wayne Newton
Don't It Make My Brown Roses Red For A Blue-eyed Lady
Kayla Stewart
Can You Hear The Song?
   Wayne Newton
How Do You Like Me Now?
   Toby Keith
Can You Hear Me Now?
Perfect for Verizon Wireless!
Martha Irvin
Red Roses For A Blue Lady
   Wayne Newton
Tangled Up In Blue
   Bob Dylan
Red Roses Tangled Up In A Blue Lady
Kayla Stewart

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Isaac Newton
Isaac Hayes combined with Wayne Newton
A famous scientist!
Submitted By: Orville Beddenrocker
Fountains of Wayne Newton
Fountains of Wayne combined with Wayne Newton
Now appearing at Caesar's Las Vegas.
Submitted By: Randy

Misheard Lyrics:

"Danke Schoen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't shave
Original Lyrics:
Danke Schoen
"Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy, slow down son
'Cause you're makin' me run
Original Lyrics:
Daddy, slow down some
'Cause you're makin' me run
"Danke Schoen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Duncan Sheik
Original Lyrics:
Danke Schoen
"Danke Schoen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darker shades
Original Lyrics:
Danke schoen
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Danke Schoen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr Shane
Darling Dr Shane
Thank you
Treating me again
Original Lyrics:
Danke schön
Darling, danke schön
Thank you for
Seeing me again

Story about this misheard lyric by: Michael Tanigawa

This is what it sounded like to a 7 year old in 1963.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Danke Schoen"
Better Lyrics:
Danke Schoen,darling,danke schoen
For electing me,although I'm insane
Build a wall,then blow up the world
Anything I say,seems to be okay
Danke Schoen,darlin',danke Schoen
For electing me,although I'm insane
When you're done drinking the koolaid
I beg you not to cry,just lay down and die
Original Lyrics:
Danke Schoen,darling,danke schoen
Thank you for all the joy and pain
Picture shows,second balcony was the place we'd meet
Second seat,go Dutch treat,you were sweet
Danke Schoen,darlin',danke schoen
Save those lies,darling don't explain
I recall Central Park in Fall
How you tore your dress,what a mess,I confess,that's not all
Submitted by: Ed Ehren

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Heart! (I Hear You Beating)"
Opening Lines:
Oh, heart, I hear you beating, but her heart just ain't beating like you
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Band Name Anagrams:

A New Yen Town Submitted by: Alexis
Japan establishes another city?
We Want No Yen Submitted by: Alexis
Must be disinterested in Japanese currency?
Wayne Went On Submitted by: Alexis

Lyrics Pronunciation:

"Danke Schoen"
The Lyrics:
Danke Schoen
Schoen is pronounced in a way that it rhymes with pain, but it should actually rhyme with earn.
Submitted by: ChuckyG

Song Title Acrostics:

COTS: "Comin' On Too Strong"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Daddy Won't You Talk So Fast" originally "Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast"
Submitted by: Nicole Velocin
"Fatty Don't You Walk So Dast" originally "Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast"
Dast: Another word for a dare.
Submitted by: Peter

Foreign Language in English Songs:

"Danke Schoen"
The Lyrics:
Danke Schoen, Auf Wiedersehn
Danke Schoen means 'Thank You' in German and Auf Wiedersehn means 'Goodbye' in German as well.
Submitted by: Paul Warren

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Danke Schoen"
The Lyrics:
Danke Schoen,
darling Danke Schoen.
Thank you for seeing me again.
Though we go on our seperate ways,
still the memories stay,
for always,
my heart says,
Danke Schoen.
This song has a Big Band Swing feel, but this is about a guy who met a girl and she only stays for awhile and may never return. He remembers the happier times though it hurts him once in awhile.
Submitted by: Paul Warren

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Noon Waitin' originally "Wayne Newton"
Submitted by: MOR
Nane Wooten originally "Wayne Newton"
Submitted by: MOR

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