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1960s
Jimi Hendrix's, "All Along The Watchtower"
Misheard Lyrics:
Business men, they drink my wine, come and take my earth
Original Lyrics:
Business men, they drink my wine. Plowmen dig my earth
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to Rio
Original Lyrics:
Mamma Mia
ABBA's, "Waterloo"
Misheard Lyrics:
A-die-u
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
Carpenters', "I Need to Be in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's keep it sinful
Original Lyrics:
Let's keep it simple
Carpenters', "Sweet Sweet Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always whisper a little prank
Original Lyrics:
I always whisper a little prayer
Mickey Gilley's, "Don't The Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know Robert Redford, even Omaha
Original Lyrics:
I know Robert Redford, even overhauls.
Samantha Sang's, "Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the words of a Brooklyn park
Original Lyrics:
In the words of a broken heart
Supertramp's, "Goodbye Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Millie
or
Goodbye Milly
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Mary
The Guess Who's, "No Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
No time for the Californians
Original Lyrics:
No time for the killing floor
The Who's, "The Seeker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked Bobby Dillon
Original Lyrics:
I asked Bobby Dylan
Van Morrison's, "Into the Mystic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Optimistic
Original Lyrics:
Into the mystic
 
1980s
ABBA's, "Lay All Your Love on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was like shooting a city cop
Original Lyrics:
It was like shooting a sitting duck
ABBA's, "The Winner Takes It All"
Misheard Lyrics:
The loser has a ball
Original Lyrics:
The loser has to fall
Belinda Carisle's, "Mad About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mad about dudes
Original Lyrics:
Mad about you
Billy Joel's, "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's still what belongs to me
Original Lyrics:
But it's still rock and roll to me
Blondie's, "The Tide Is High"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fireside
Original Lyrics:
The tide is high
Misheard Lyrics:
Driving home a cab Singing to my soul
Original Lyrics:
Driving over Kanan Singing to my soul
Madonna's, "Into the Groove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get into your group
Original Lyrics:
Get into the groove
Madonna's, "Like a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life kills so easily
Original Lyrics:
Life is a mystery
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band's, "Fishin' in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Springer's almost over and the summer's come And the days are getting long
Original Lyrics:
Spring is almost over and the summer's coming The days are getting long
Richard Marx's, "Hold on to the Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just for a mile
Original Lyrics:
Just for a while
Scorpions', "Big City Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
You keep Burger King
Original Lyrics:
You keep me burning
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happening at 9
Original Lyrics:
Afternoon delight
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Lasagna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a some-a Renata
Original Lyrics:
Have-a some marinara
 
1990s
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a bigger piano
Original Lyrics:
When I feel heavy metal
Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson's, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Searchin' for the song
Original Lyrics:
Certain as the sun
Fatboy Slim's, "Praise You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to praise you, Dr. Seuss
Original Lyrics:
I have to praise you like I should
Gin Blossoms', "Follow You Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anywhere you go, I'll borrow your car
Original Lyrics:
Anywhere you go, I'll follow you down
House of Pain's, "Jump Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I better get the stack up or I'll give you a whole full of lack up
Original Lyrics:
I won't tear the sack up Punk you'd better back up
Jewel's, "Foolish Games"
Misheard Lyrics:
And these college games
Original Lyrics:
And these foolish games
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like we're proven this time
Original Lyrics:
I feel like we're frozen in time
Michael Jackson's, "In the Closet"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are no seagulls
Original Lyrics:
There are no secrets
Michael Jackson's, "You Rock My World"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way I want
Original Lyrics:
The way I walk
New Radicals', "You Get What You Give"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day I slept
Original Lyrics:
One dance left
Sister Hazel's, "All for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll say what it is
Original Lyrics:
It's hard to say what it is
Snow's, "Informer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Paula
Original Lyrics:
Informer
Stone Temple Pilots', "Sex Type Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will, I will, I will
Original Lyrics:
I am, I am, I am
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
She loves this mysterious place
Original Lyrics:
She moves in mysterious ways
Wade Hayes 's, "Old Enough To Know Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday morning I wake up with a hammer in my head.
Original Lyrics:
Monday morning I wake up with a hammer in my hand.
 
2000s
Destiny's Child's, "Cater 2 U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take Dr. Seuss
Original Lyrics:
Take off your shoes
Frankie J's, "How to Deal"
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you go when...
Original Lyrics:
How do you cope when...
KT Tunstall's, "Black Horse and the Cherry Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a big dead horse and a cherry tree
Original Lyrics:
With a big black horse and the cherry tree
Nuyorican Soul's, "Runaway (Armand Van Helden Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacon fries, bacon fries
Original Lyrics:
Play them vibes, play them vibes
 
2010s
Dierks Bentley 's, "Bad Angel "
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I know I shit my Pants now.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I know I should not gamble.
Hozier's, "Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was bullshit
Original Lyrics:
I was born sick
Imagine Dragons', "I Bet My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave you help through all the years
or
I gave you health through all the years
Original Lyrics:
I gave you hell through all the years
Taylor Swift's, "Ready For It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Merchant to this Taylor
Original Lyrics:
Burton to his Taylor.
Taylor Swift's, "Ready For It"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cupcakes baguette
Original Lyrics:
Let the games begin
Taylor Swift's, "Ready For It"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cupcakes forget
Original Lyrics:
Let the games begin
 
misc
Pink's, "Trustfall"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a touchphone, baby
Original Lyrics:
It's a trustfall, baby

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