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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Andrew Hozier-Byrne. Submitted by: soph

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"The Reflex," Duran Duran"Movement," Hozier
"Where Are You Going?," Dave Matthews Band"Take Me To Church," Hozier
"Take Me To Church," Hozier"I'll Take You There," The Staple Singers

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Take Me Ton Church" originally "Take Me To Church"
Take a one ton church to me?
Helena Hoover
"Taken Me To Church" originally "Take Me To Church"
Helena Hoover
"Stake Me To Church" originally "Take Me To Church"
Helena Hoover
"Take Med To Church" originally "Take Me To Church"
Don't forget your medication when going to church.
Helena Hoover
"Take Meg To Church" originally "Take Me To Church"
Helena Hoover

There are additional Hozier song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Fake Me To Church" originally "Take Me To Church"
Attend church disguised as me?
Helena Hoover
"Take Ma To Church" originally "Take Me To Church"
Helena Hoover

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Take Me To Church""Lately It's Brrr"Ethan Mawyer
"Take Me To Church""Beat Him At Church"Hu's On First
"Take Me To Church""Take Me To Lurch"Matthias
"Take Me to Church""Internet Search"the_conqueror_of_parodies

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Take Me to ChurchChurchDongquan

Misheard Lyrics:

"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were homesick
Original Lyrics:
We were born sick
"Take Me To Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
My lover's got some life
To keep the darkness on my side
She demands a sacrifice
Drain the horsey, get something shiny
Original Lyrics:
My lover's the sunlight
To keep the goddess on my side
She demands a sacrifice
Drain the whole sea, get something shiny
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll f*ck you like a dog on a Saturday night
I'll tell you my name and we can do it all night
I know that our love is dead
Golly gosh you ain't the love of my life
Original Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
"Take Me To Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
I worship like a dog whose tryna get/live lice
Original Lyrics:
I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
There are additional Hozier misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll f*ck you like a dog on a Saturday night
I'll tell you my name and we can do it all night
I know that our love is dead
Golly gosh you ain't the love of my life
Original Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

Story about this misheard lyric by: Kayannah

My friends and I used to chant them all day bc we all thought those were the actual lyrics

There are additional Hozier misheard stories available.

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"Take Me to Church"
The Lyrics:
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Take me to church
Why:
Bad idea if you're attending an atheist conference.
Submitted by: Kerry
 

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