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1960s
Joe Cocker's, "With a Little Help from My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you need any moment?
or
Do you need any woman?
or
Do you need any Mormon?
or
Do you need any robot?
Original Lyrics:
Do you need anybody?
Ssgt. Barry Sadler's, "Ballad of the Green Berets"
Misheard Lyrics:
The brave men of the dream parade
Original Lyrics:
The brave men of the Green Berets
Ssgt. Barry Sadler's, "Ballad of the Green Berets"
Misheard Lyrics:
The brave men of the dream prade
Original Lyrics:
The brave men of the Green Berets
The Beatles', "Do You Want to Know a Secret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Winston
Original Lyrics:
Listen
 
1970s
Arlo Guthrie's, "The City of New Orleans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good morning, my uncle, how are you?
Original Lyrics:
Good morning, America, how are you?
Barry Manilow's, "Tryin' to Get the Feeling Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the freedom is gone
or
'Cause the filling is gone
or
'Cause the villain is gone
Original Lyrics:
'Cause the feeling is gone
Barry White's, "You're the First, the Last, My Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't be confused
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see it's you
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the liquors? Darn much too late.
Original Lyrics:
You Catholic girls start much too late.
Burton Cummings', "Stand Tall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Saint Paul
Original Lyrics:
Oh, stand tall
C.W. McCall's, "Convoy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gobble
Original Lyrics:
Convoy
Carl Douglas', "Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was cocoa puffing
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Cheap Trick's, "Surrender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Samantha, Samantha
Original Lyrics:
Surrender, surrender
Elton John and Kiki Dee's, "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't if I drive
or
I couldn't if I fly
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't if I tried
Joe Cocker's, "You are So Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be
Original Lyrics:
To me
Norman Greenbaum's, "Spirit in the Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's where I'm gonna go where I try
Original Lyrics:
That's where I wanna go when I die
Slade's, "Cum on Feel the Noize"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I don't mean no better
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm a mean go getter
The Moody Blues', "Isn't Life Strange"
Misheard Lyrics:
I turn the page
Original Lyrics:
A turn of the page
Wild Cherry's, "Play That Funky Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
And pooping to the groupie
Original Lyrics:
And moving to the grooving
 
1980s
Berlin's, "The Metro"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember hitting you for loving me
Original Lyrics:
I remember hating you for loving me
Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes', "(I've Had) the Time of My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be love, people
Original Lyrics:
This could be love, because...
Corey Hart's, "Sunglasses at Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I build my sandcastles at night
Original Lyrics:
I wear my sunglasses at night
Duran Duran's, "Notorious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh glorious
Original Lyrics:
Notorious
Elaine Paige And Barbara Dickinson's, "I Know Him So Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wasn't it gold?
or
Wasn't it gone?
Original Lyrics:
Wasn't it good?
Eurythmics', "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who am I? A piece of meat?
Original Lyrics:
Who am I to disagree?
Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes', "Up Where We Belong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some hang on in Italy
or
So hang on in Italy
Original Lyrics:
Some hang on to used to be
John Waite's, "Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Next to you, next to you
Original Lyrics:
Missing you, missing you
Murray Head's, "One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
On your roller coaster
Original Lyrics:
And the world's your cloister
Salt-N-Pepa's, "Push It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seuss it real good!
Original Lyrics:
Push it real good!
The Stranglers', "Golden Brown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never a clown with golden crown
Original Lyrics:
Never a frown with golden brown
Twisted Sister's, "We're Not Gonna Take It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Read my golden ticket
Original Lyrics:
We're not gonna take it
 
1990s
After 7's, "Ready or Not"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Evenflo
Original Lyrics:
And even more
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And isn't it platonic...
Original Lyrics:
And isn't it ironic...
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
That bullish poison
Original Lyrics:
That girl is poison
Black Box's, "Strike It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut me off
Original Lyrics:
Strike it up
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't take a summer test
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't take a scientist
LL Cool J's, "Mama Said Knock You Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you dare scare
Original Lyrics:
Don't you dare stare
Mariah Carey's, "My All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without Obama's side
Original Lyrics:
Without you by my side
Paula Abdul's, "Rush Rush"
Misheard Lyrics:
What? What?
Original Lyrics:
Rush rush
Skid Row's, "I Remember You"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the avenue
Original Lyrics:
I remember you
Technotronic's, "Pump Up the Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ponderosa jam
Original Lyrics:
Pump up the jam
Wreckx-N-Effect's, "Rump Shaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Just shake it up!)
Original Lyrics:
(Just shake your rump!)
 
2000s
DHT's, "Listen to Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turns too dark
Original Lyrics:
Turns to dust
Ingrid Michaelson's, "Be OK"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want a BK
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna be OK
Melanie C's, "I Turn to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Lucy Liu
Original Lyrics:
I turn to you
Relient K's, "Who I Am Hates Who I've Been"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I never shouldn't cross it
Original Lyrics:
Well, I never should have crossed it
Sugar Ray's, "When It's Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the favorite TV shows
And Gone Like the Wind
Original Lyrics:
All the favorite TV shows
Have gone out the window
The All American Rejects', "It Ends Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ends in July
Original Lyrics:
It ends tonight
 
2010s
Major Lazer's, "Lean On"
Misheard Lyrics:
focus styrofoam
Original Lyrics:
Blow a kiss, fire a gun
 
country
George Strait's, "Check Yes or No"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up and down the whore
Original Lyrics:
Up and down the hall
 
misc
Jonasu's, "Black Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
You work your photo on me
Original Lyrics:
You work your voodoo on me

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