These two writing jokers are wasting each other's time
All the fuss over a script, I think I'll watch more of this crime
Lots of jabs and stabs and sleaze
A beefcakey guy against a geeze
He who doesn't die gets the play

Mr. Brawl is bringing the pain
Clobbered could get his way

Sickly used to be a success until somehow he lost his touch
Clobbered was in other films as a superhero until Lois lane was too much
Now with those props please be forewarned
Though hard to see in a lightning storm
He who doesn't gets the play

Mr. Brawl is bringing the pain
Clobbered could get his way
Though it's a grizzly display
Debt Grip will be rewarded today


They're adults, they'll do what they want to
The ending's inconceivable now
"Time to expire Sickly"
"Drop the knife, drop the knife, I'm warning you Clobbered wanna be alive!!"


With both bodies down, there's nothing to do but applaud
"Haggard has done it, nothing about her project is even close to flawed"
"Ms. DropandGiveMeThirty's plot was really a lot better than we thought"
All this time it was really a play.

Come and see Debt Grip today 2x
Conceived by a psychic who's gray
Even if if it's a confusing display