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These are lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic that we think are kind of inappropriate.

Inappropriate Lyrics, Weird Al Yankovic

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Weird Al Yankovic's, "Airline Amy"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Airline Amy, this is my new mission
Gotta get you in an upright locked position
Why They're Inappropriate:
I hate to say this, but in this particular group of lyrics, the 'upright locked position' is referring to having sex.
Submitted by: Joe Penner
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
We're all crazy Mennonites
living in an Amish Paradise
Why They're Inappropriate:
Um, Al, the Mennonites broke away from the Amish! The big difference is they use electricity (something not used by the Amish, as Al even states in the first verse).
Submitted by: Alex Murray
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Jerry Springer"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
It's been one week since we got to see
Cheating lovers and cousins that marry.
Why They're Inappropriate:
The rest of the song is like that too, filled with phrases like "crack hoe" and "sex change." I thought Yankovic was one of the comedians that actually keeps it mild, but he makes references to "The KKK and that gay Jewish black dude" in this song.
Submitted by: Tyler Zahnke
Weird Al Yankovic's, "One More Minute"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I guess I might seem kinda bitter
you got me feeling down in the dumps
'cause I'm stranded all alone at the gas station of love
and I have to use the self service pumps
Why They're Inappropriate:
I think the phrase "use the self service pumps" is a reference to the pumping motion of masturbation.
Submitted by: Joe Penner

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