Insulting Song Lyrics, Weird Al Yankovic
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I sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there, and it SUCKED!
He may be joking around, but I think this is a little harsh on people who live in New Jersey (saying their state "sucks").
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
just because it reminds me of you...
Sounds a bit extreme. Hell, I'd at least wait til she was in the malt shop first. On the other hand, he could be arrested for arson if this was true.
Submitted by: Dan Fletcher
I'd rather clean all of the bathrooms
in Grand Central Station with my tongue
than spend one more minute with you
The whole song is insulting but the most insulting thing about this lyric is that he'd rather clean all of the toilets in Grand Central Station with his tongue than spend one more minute with a woman who doesn't like him.
Submitted by: Celeste
(spoken) Entiendes lo que digo, gringo estupido tonto?
This part, which is actually spoken by comedian Cheech Marin, is Spanish for "Do you understand what I'm saying, you really stupid gringo?" This is insulting in two ways. First of all, 'gringo' is often a disparaging term for an English-speaking Hispanic person. The second way is going a step further by calling the addressee stupid. So it's a double-insult.
Submitted by: Quyjibo
My tetth are all rotted clear through, but who cares?
(Spoken) What else am I supposed to do?
Brush them, for cryin' out loud! These lyrics are insulting to oral hygiene. How else are you gonna eat?
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
You must have fallen from heaven,
That would explain how you messed up your face
Generally, having a "messed up" face isn't considered a good thing.
Submitted by: Joe
You're absolutely perfect,
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
He's implying that the person he's singing to (presumably a lady) is stupid. Why shouldn't she talk?
Submitted by: Joe
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