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These are lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic that we think are kind of nonsensical.
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Weird Al Yankovic's, "Addicted To Spuds"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
You planned a trip to Idaho
Just to watch potatoes grow.
Just to watch potatoes grow.
Why They're Nonsensical:
You can't watch potatoes grow, because potatoes grow so slowly, you can't even SEE them grow.
Submitted by: Mikel
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
Why They're Nonsensical:
Of course you haven't! That's because telephones haven't even been around that long! At the time this song came out (1996), telephones had only been around for 120 years, since they were invented by Alexander Graham Bell in 1876. So this lyric can't possibly make any sense until at least the year 2176.
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Another One Rides The Bus"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
The window doesn't open and the fan is broke,
And my face is turnin' blue.
And my face is turnin' blue.
Why They're Nonsensical:
People's faces don't literally turn blue.
Submitted by: The Fat Cat
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Bob"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
No 'x' in Nixon
Why They're Nonsensical:
There most certainly is!
Submitted by: Joe
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Dare To Be Stupid"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It's like spitting on a fish,
it's like barking up a tree,
it's like I said, you gotta buy one if you want to get one free.
it's like barking up a tree,
it's like I said, you gotta buy one if you want to get one free.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Let this be a lesson to always tip your waiters handsomely.
Submitted by: Celeste
Weird Al Yankovic's, "I Love Rocky Road"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Just lock me in the freezer and throw away the key.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Who'd want to spend the rest of their lives staying locked up in a freezer? I know I wouldn't.
Submitted by: The Fat Cat
Weird Al Yankovic's, "I'll Sue Ya!"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I sued Toys 'R Us, 'cause I swallowed a nerf ball, and then I choked to death!
Why They're Nonsensical:
How can you sue someone after you die? Second, why did you swallow it in the first place?
Submitted by: Steve
Weird Al Yankovic's, "One More Minute"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'd rather clean all of the bathrooms in Grand Cenrtal Station
with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
Why They're Nonsensical:
All I can say to that is 'ouch!'
Submitted by: Celeste
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