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Song Parodies -> "Fat (BTC Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Fat"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Weird Al Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"Fat (BTC Version)"
Parody Written by:
Blaze the Cat
The Lyrics
Blaze the Cat's version of Weird Al Yankovic's "Fat".
Your belly’s big; well, so is mine.
Just watch yourself, or I’ll crush your spine.
It is a fact; better treat me well.
‘Cause I’m the queen of Taco Bell.
C’mon!
C’mon!
Lay it on me! Alright!
My clothing spreads; my buttons pop.
I’m bigger than a bucket shop.
The asphalt breaks when I cross the street.
I like to eat Lithuanian meat.
I’ve never rode a motorbike,
And I cannot see my feet.
When I go inside the theater,
I sit in all the seats!
Because I’m fat! I’m fat! C’mon!
Y’know, I’m fat! I’m fat! You know it!
Y’know, I’m fat! I’m fat! C’mon, you know!
You can me chubby, flabby, or plump, but just tell me once again:
Who’s fat?
When I leave home to go to work,
It’s measured on the accelerometer.
When I’m on the beach, I’m a lucky gal.
I’m the only one at the locale.
If I have another chocolate frappe,
They’ll have to put me on the map.
I’ll be having 62nds,
When you’re only having thirds.
When I walk into the forest,
I wake up all the birds!
Because I’m fat! I’m fat! C’mon!
Y’know, I’m fat! I’m fat! You know it!
Y’know, I’m fat! I’m fat! C’mon, you know!
And my shadow weighs 100 pounds; let me tell you once again:
Who’s fat?
(Musical Interlude)
If you see me coming at you,
Better get outta the way!
If I ever do hungry,
I’ll go to Chick-Fil-A.
Because I’m fat! I’m fat! C’mon!
Y’know, I’m fat! I’m fat! You know it!
Y’know, I’m fat! I’m fat! C’mon, you know!
When I sit around the house, I really sit around the house.
Because I’m fat! I’m fat! C’mon!
Y’know, I’m fat! I’m fat! You know it! You know it!
You know! You know! You know! C’mon!
And you know I am a one-person crowd; Let me tell you once again!
Y’know I’m huge! I’m fat! You know it!
Y’know, I’m fat! You know! Whoo!
Y’know, I’m fat! I’m fat! C’mon, you know!
I’m the fattest cat in the whole wide world; now tell me once again:
Who’s fat?
Just watch yourself, or I’ll crush your spine.
It is a fact; better treat me well.
‘Cause I’m the queen of Taco Bell.
C’mon!
C’mon!
Lay it on me! Alright!
My clothing spreads; my buttons pop.
I’m bigger than a bucket shop.
The asphalt breaks when I cross the street.
I like to eat Lithuanian meat.
I’ve never rode a motorbike,
And I cannot see my feet.
When I go inside the theater,
I sit in all the seats!
Because I’m fat! I’m fat! C’mon!
Y’know, I’m fat! I’m fat! You know it!
Y’know, I’m fat! I’m fat! C’mon, you know!
You can me chubby, flabby, or plump, but just tell me once again:
Who’s fat?
When I leave home to go to work,
It’s measured on the accelerometer.
When I’m on the beach, I’m a lucky gal.
I’m the only one at the locale.
If I have another chocolate frappe,
They’ll have to put me on the map.
I’ll be having 62nds,
When you’re only having thirds.
When I walk into the forest,
I wake up all the birds!
Because I’m fat! I’m fat! C’mon!
Y’know, I’m fat! I’m fat! You know it!
Y’know, I’m fat! I’m fat! C’mon, you know!
And my shadow weighs 100 pounds; let me tell you once again:
Who’s fat?
(Musical Interlude)
If you see me coming at you,
Better get outta the way!
If I ever do hungry,
I’ll go to Chick-Fil-A.
Because I’m fat! I’m fat! C’mon!
Y’know, I’m fat! I’m fat! You know it!
Y’know, I’m fat! I’m fat! C’mon, you know!
When I sit around the house, I really sit around the house.
Because I’m fat! I’m fat! C’mon!
Y’know, I’m fat! I’m fat! You know it! You know it!
You know! You know! You know! C’mon!
And you know I am a one-person crowd; Let me tell you once again!
Y’know I’m huge! I’m fat! You know it!
Y’know, I’m fat! You know! Whoo!
Y’know, I’m fat! I’m fat! C’mon, you know!
I’m the fattest cat in the whole wide world; now tell me once again:
Who’s fat?
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I could do this one alongside my own cover of the original song it's based on.
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