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a parody of "Stay With Me" by Sam Smith
I got the idea for this parody when I was at work. Ironically, it wasn't long after I got the idea that I had to take a pee. LOL!
a parody of "Say No To This" by Hamilton: An American Musical
BERNIE It’s hard to win voters with indifference Sitting on the fence, they all show a lack of interest They’re scribbling a dick on their ballot? You’re gerrymandered with no wealth Your vote is valid NON-VOTER I always love to critique When they speak in a debate But I’m not keen to cast my vote or go to participate Long live our America Stars and the stripes But then Miss Ocasio-Cortez Made Left seem so Right She said: AOC I know you love your marijuana But for once, can you bother to just vote Soon our poll booths will be closed And you never seem to go NON-VOTER She said: AOC Our country’s stuck in a slump Greedily, secretly, illegally Cutting trees for oil they pump Won’t you join the team to fight Trump NON-VOTER So I offered her at most To publish a Facebook post She said: AOC That’s benign, jerk. NON-VOTER I said: The vote is always on a working day The booth is far away She said: AOC Get in line, twerp! NON-VOTER Then I said “And what about your drones?” I saw sweat Deflecting this, she said She’ll reject student debt AOC Free? NON-VOTER Gee... AOC See! NON-VOTER So I thought I might partake Gosh, am I casting my vote for this? I don’t know if I’ve got hope for this But this nominee is zealous And the party line is selfless AOC Vote! NON-VOTER Gosh, I still doubt if I’ll vote for this Mine doesn’t count, I won’t vote for this ENSEMBLE (Please vote for us! Please vote for us!) NON-VOTER Should I mail it in the post? ENSEMBLE (Vote! Vote! Vote!) NON-VOTER At the booth, I’m in line and they all say ENSEMBLE Vote! (Vote!) Please vote for us! [x4] NON-VOTER I wish I could say it was a fast line I waited past nine - can’t we do this online? I stood waiting when a member of the upper senate Had some things to settle as the local member He said: REPUBLICAN Dear Sir, has this election blinded your good self With their preposterous absurd petitions to spread wealth? They claim that we’re all equal and free But they all suck, agree? I have no choice now but to call you a... NON-VOTER Cuck? REPUBLICAN Uh-oh! Best shave your hair, chuck on some sparkle Go hug a tree and type a blog that’s not patriarchal And hey, you can keep fighting for work strikes With each whine and gripe, they’ll tax you even more hikes! NON-VOTER I was upset and so ashamed I abstain! All your fake news is to blame! She said: AOC Oh, sure... NON-VOTER Finessed my apathetic mind Leftist with your rhetoric lines AOC You non-voter! NON-VOTER You were gonna leave me indebted! AOC Have you heard of our latest gender? NON-VOTER I should have listened to Reddit! AOC Help fight the cis-het agenda! NON-VOTER Disillusioned! AOC We’re progressive and rebellious NON-VOTER This is hellish! How can you choose this? AOC Just tick inside the box and you can have weed NON-VOTER I don’t want to I don’t want to I won’t... AOC Whatever you want Have your say U-S-A! NON-VOTER Gosh, how does anyone vote for this? ENSEMBLE Vote for us! AOC Mine! NON-VOTER Mine doesn’t count, I can’t vote for this ENSEMBLE Vote for us! NON-VOTER All you do is whine and yell scared AOC Healthcare! NON-VOTER Your whole party’s screaming “Welfare!” AOC Vo-o-o-o-ote! NON-VOTER Gosh, how does anyone vote for this? ENSEMBLE Vote for us! AOC Now! NON-VOTER Now do I make my ink stroke for this? ENSEMBLE For us! NON-VOTER As I weigh each con and pro ENSEMBLE Pro! Pro! Pro! NON-VOTER There’s no party aligned So I just don’t- ENSEMBLE Vote! (Vote!) Please vote for us! x4 AOC Left... Left... Left! LEFT! NON-VOTER Can’t vote for this I won’t promote these twits To pick one who swears an oath ENSEMBLE (Oath! Oath! Oath!) REPUBLICAN Vote? NON-VOTER No thanks, I hate you both.
a parody of "Break It Up" by Patti Smith
Satirical song about the Donald. Based on the Patti Smith/ Tom Verlaine song "Break it Up".
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My my, at Waterloo Napoleon surrendered,
Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in piloting the waves
The mystery boat's gonna sail
As long as the feeling is there
My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way
The history book on the shelf
Is always repeating itself
Story about this misheard lyric by: Franziska : My brothers and I were little kids when we first heard this song. And we used to sing it that misheard way for ages (except my brothers remember "pirating" instead of "piloting"). I only recently realised that my brothers still had it all wrong, LOL.
"Oíche Chiúin (Chorale)
Christ just spat in your face
Críost an Slánaitheoir Fein
Story about this misheard lyric by: Steven Ansell: English translation: "Christ, the saviour himself."
Later on, we'll inspire
Later on, we'll conspire
Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke: It makes sense to hear about inspiration in a Christmas song!