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A lot of rap music features the singer openly boasting. I'm looking for examples of boasts that are unrealistic.

Boasts in Song Lyrics, Weird Al Yankovic

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Weird Al Yankovic's, "It's All About the Pentiums"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
This song's over a decade old and still no home computer has 100GB of RAM. Bill Gates doesn't do tech support. Humans don't have attached keyboards so you can't control-alt-delete them.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White and Nerdy"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I'm whiter than sour cream!
Al himself is an ethnic white- Serbian and Italian- and not even Nordic. Hence he is NOT whiter than sour cream!!!!!
Submitted by: Scandia

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