Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge

To do a transformation into a stereotypical clown.

By writing about them or drawing them.

People growing toonish clown gloves and red noses.

But you should know that clowns are not a species.

They have real jobs just like you and me.


'Cause you're fetishizing people who need to do their job for a living.

Portraying them as a species of creatures.

So remember, please don't do make clown tfs.

Because in the end you'll find they are just wrong.

Stick to actual species of monsters.

And listen to this song.


Oh you don't want to get on the band of a clown mafia.

They'll put you on ice for making crimes against their kind.

Turning people into clowns isn't funny or sexy.

The real clowns will detest you until the day you die.

Your taste in transformations are just wrong.


Don't go going clown tfs.

Go and stick to monsters and animal species like you should.

It's okay to do weird things like horror characters.

But please don't ever do any more clowns.

Don't ruin the reputation they have by sexualizing them.

Hasn't Cool World taught you anything?

You should heed this warning please.


So all I ask is everybody, please

Don't fetishize clown transformations.

You can make it as fancy or as grotesque as you want.

But it's still very wrong.

Don't do disgusting clown transformations.

I am not calling you out when I say this.

Oh, just don't do these tfs anymore.


Don't download clown transformations.

Or you might wind up deceased on your own front lawn.

You might lose your life as well as your job.

Go and stick to characters and monsters like you should.


Oh don't fetishize clowns or fantasize about being one.

They need their job to life.

Just like me or you.

Or you will end up being put on death row like you should.

Go and stick to actual species or characters.

Oh, please don't make anymore clown tfs.