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Song Parodies ->Authors -> Ghetto John

Johnny May (Ghetto John) ~ I was born in Pikeville Kentucky in the great year of 1985. I moved to Ecorse Michigan (Ghetto) when I was 15 and I started submitting here at the site shortly after that. I am in love with music, and I conscider parodies as a form of music and self expression and therefore parodies are included in that love. I use parodies as a way to just be loose and not have to worry about the pressures of writing original and more serious music. I am also in a band called " O.T.E" or " On The Edge" But back to parodies. I have had many solo hits as well as many sucessful duets. I have recentlly started recording my parodies. I eventually look to record everyone of my BBC parodies. www.GhettoJohn.ma.cx is my website. Now on to the personal stuff~ I am 5"10 tall, 210 pounds, brown hair, brown eyes, I am a typical White Irish Hillbilly, who loves to take walks along the bea....um nevermind. but I do love sports. My favorite T.V shows are The Fresh Prince Of Belair, Home Improvement, Seinfield, and Dawsons Creek. My favorite movies are My Best Friends Wedding, When Harry Met Sally, The Wedding Planner, Sleepless In Seattle, Anything by Adam Sandler, Robin Williams, Bruce Willis, or Jim Carrey, Sweet Home Alabama, The Green Mile, Pirates Of The Carribean, and the timeless classic Hook! I listen to pretty much anything, Mostly Rock, but I also listen to some rap, pop , clasical, and oldies. That should be enough for you to figure me out.

Chris May " Monaco Chris " ~ Chris was born in Wyandotte Michigan in December of 1984. He moved to Ecorse when he was 5 and he met me when I was 6. We made up a handshake and we were inseperable. We spent the summers together, and developied the crazy way of thinking that was our own. He got his first car in 2001 which was a 1991 Dodge Monaco, thus the name Monaco Chris. When we started writing parodies, he was 16 and I was 15, he gave me the nickname Ghetto John, and then when I started submitting my own stuff I told him about the site, and we started submitting our stuff. Chris always loved to take his time when it came to writing our parodies. I would finish my parts in 5 minutes and he would take 4 ever. Chris had heart surgery in the fall of 2002. The doctors said that he would be back to normal in no time. But his recovery was slow and never ending. While all this was happening, an infection set up and spread through his body. Chris took a huge plunge in his health and finally went to the Hospital. But it was too late and he went peacefully in his sleep on May 6th, 2003. Chris impacted my life in more ways then anyone ever will. He was my cousin, my parody team mate, and my best friend. Chris May (Monaco Chris) Rest In Peace.

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Parody Title   Original Title   Performer   Submitted   
Dorothy Isnt Just A KidStay Together For The KidsBlink 1822001-12-06
I'm Gonna Hurl, At The Sight Of This WomanI'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A WomanBrittney Spears2002-01-29
Swallow MeFollow MeUncle Kracker2002-02-03
Velvet FadesFadeStaind2002-05-29
Its Been A While (thanks giving turkey staind my shirt)Its Been A WhileStaind2002-05-29
SocksPopN'sync2002-05-29
BulletsBulletsCreed2002-08-29
Burning Is FunCaught In The SunCourse Of Nature2002-08-29
Squidwards SongAdams SongBlink 1822002-09-02
MtvBBCAustin Powers2002-09-02
Brother!BotherCorey Taylor2002-09-02
DriveCryMandy Moore2002-09-02
I'm Still A ClownHold Me DownTommy Lee2002-09-02
I Am A Sick PedestrianI Am A Real AmericanThe Immortal Hulk Hogan2002-09-02
We Are The WritersWe Are The ChampionsRobbie Williams + Queen2002-09-03
Swimming (Solo Version)CrawlingLinkin Park2002-09-03
My Mess Tonight(solo Version)My SacrificeCreed2002-09-03
GhettoGhettoP.O.D2002-09-05
OverbiteSatelliteP.O.D2002-09-05
Wish I Wasn't HereWish You Were HereFred Durst2002-09-12
I Can Tell That We Are Gonna Be FriendsI Can Tell That We Are Gonna Be FriendsThe White Stripes2002-09-13
Dumb FeetSweetnessJimmy Eat World2002-09-30
I'm Going Off To College (The I Hate Joe Remix)We Just Got A LetterBlues Clues2002-09-30
Mr. CleanSteve McqueenSheryl Crow2002-10-01
25AlivePod2002-10-02
Keep Votin'Keep Fishin'Weezer2002-10-07
Without MeWithout MeEminem2002-10-07
Ford CreditI Dit ItDave Matthews Band2002-10-08
The George Bush SongThe Hairbrush SongVeggie Tales2002-10-08
Amiright Theme SongVeggie Tales Theme SongVeggie Tales2002-10-08
Corn DogHound DogElvis Presley2002-10-09
I Just Threw UpIm All Shook UpElvis Presley2002-10-09
No More Lama'sNo More DramaMary J Blige2002-10-14
P&A (Pork Chops And Applesauce)My WayLimp Bizkit2002-10-15
I'm HungryHey BabyNo Doubt2002-10-16
Bunnies Dont Stop DancingChildren Dont Stop DancingCreed2002-10-17
Your Body Is So HorribleYour Body Is A WonderlandJohn Mayer2002-10-22
Monaco Chris Theme Song (Ghetto Licous)Spongebob Squarepants Theme SongSome Captain Dude2002-10-25
GhEtToLiCoUsBootylicousDestinys Child2002-11-08
In My FaceIn My PlaceCold Play2002-11-08
Socks (Part Two With Enhanced Fart Solo)PopN*sync2002-11-08
Bubble-LicousBootylicousDestinys Child2002-11-11
Writers Don't Stop VotingChildren Don't Stop DancingCreed2002-11-11
Amirighter BoySk8er BoyAvril Lavigne2002-11-11
Afro FightSnowball FightJimmy Fallon2002-11-11
Ghetto Johnny Theme Song (Ghetto Licous)Spongebob Squarepants Theme SongSome Captain Dude2002-11-11
AMIRIGHTBBCAustin Powers2002-11-19
CNNBBCAustin Powers2002-11-19
NICK JRBBCAustin Powers2002-11-19
VH1BBCAustin Powers2002-11-19
Over BiteKryptonite3 Doors Down2002-11-19
Monkey Licous ( The Monkey Man Cadzow Theme Song)Sponge Bob Square Pants Theme SongSome Captain Dude2002-11-19
The Amiright SongThe Hannukah SongAdam Sandler2002-11-19
On AmirightYou Know Your RightNirvana2002-11-19
ABCBBCAustin Powers2002-11-20
Its Been A WhileIts Been A WhileStaind2002-11-22
Socks Part 3 (With An Even More Enhanced Fart SoloPOPN*SYNC2002-11-22
Hey Amirighters!We Are The ChampionsQueen + Robbie Williams2002-11-22
Turkey Day SongHannukah SongAdam Sandler2002-11-25
The Girl In The Front RowRock ShowBlink 1822002-11-25
She Loves MeShe Hates MePuddle of Mudd2002-11-25
Am I RightSnowball FightJimmy Fallon2002-11-25
Vote Together ( a tribute to S.T.G.)Come TogetherThe Beatles2002-11-29
Spongebob's Song ( the flipside of Squidwards song)Adams SongBlink 1822002-11-29
ParodyLet It BeThe Beatles2002-12-02
Socks Part 4( w/ enhanced Burp Solo)PopN*SYNC2002-12-02
Good Ridence( Time To Leave Amiright )Good Ridence ( The Time Of Your Life)Green Day2002-12-04
Clean Your Room!Click Click Boom!Saliva2002-12-06
From The South To Da GhettoFrom The Church To Da PalaceSnoop Dog2002-12-06
Osama Hates AmericansI Am A Real AmericanHulk Hogan2002-12-09
On AmirightMy SacrificeCreed2002-12-09
One Last VoteOne Last BreathCreed2002-12-09
BUSH (Ghetto Johns Version)LumpThe Presidents Of The United States Of America2002-12-16
Writing ( The Swiming Ultramix)CrawlingLinkin Park2002-12-17
i'll Feed YouIm With YouAvril Lavigne2002-12-20
GhettoYellowCold Play2002-12-23
BurritoHeroEnrique Iglesias2002-12-31
2003Come As You AreNirvana2003-01-02
It Was A Very Good BeerIt Was A Very Good YearRobbie Williams & Frank Sinatra2003-01-03
Straighten Up And Vote Right ( Amiright Voting Scandall 2003)Straighten Up And Fly RightRobbie Williams2003-01-03
FraudersControlPuddle Of Mudd2003-01-06
Brocolli Makes Me HurlFell In Love With A GirlThe White Stripes2003-01-06
White House RockJailhouse RockElvis Presley2003-01-14
DateFaithLimp Bizkit2003-01-15
RookieNookieLimp Bizkit2003-01-15
Bad JobHound DogElvis Presley2003-01-15
Who's This Secret Lover?Champagne Super NovaOasis2003-01-20
I'm Broke BluesBlue Suede ShoesElvis Presley2003-01-20
Bad Cooking (I Dont Want to Die)Good Ridence (The Time Of Your Life)Green Day2003-01-23
Ghetto JohnBBCAustin Powers2003-01-24
My Wife Is A Pain In The AnusLifestyles of The Rich & FamousGood Charlotte2003-02-05
Rust MeRape MeNirvana2003-02-07
Say What?(an ode to the fact that I cant Speak German)Du HastRammstein2003-02-19
Bread-edJadedCrystal Method2003-02-19
Live Like I DoTrip Like I DoCrystal Method2003-02-19
Umpa Lumpa Theme Song(Shorty Licous)Sponge Bob Square Pants Theme SongSome Captain Dude2003-02-21
Wonder BraWonderwallOasis2003-02-24
Devil Went To The GhettoDevil Went Down To GeorgiaCharlie Daniels2003-02-25
Bush(Ghetto Johns Modified Version)LumpPresidents Of The United States Of America2003-02-25
White House Rock (Revisited)Jail House RockElvis Presley2003-02-25
All He Does Is CussAll You Need Is LoveThe Beatles2003-03-05
Ghetto QueenKiller QueenQueen2003-03-05
I Love LucyBBCAustin Powers2003-03-05
My HostessMy GoddessThe Exies2003-03-05
Lets Bomb Iraq Theme SongSponge Bob Square Pants Theme SongSome Captain Dude2003-03-06
The Worlds Most Ghetto ManThe Worlds Most Handsome ManRobbie Williams2003-03-06
Hey-Lets-Kill-HusseinB-I-N-G-OTraditional2003-03-21
Chucky GBBCAustin Powers2003-03-21
POOPY & PEEBBCAustin Powers2003-04-02
Holy Ghost Rock 'N' RollOld Time Rock 'N' RollBob Seger2003-04-02
Fish Out Of The PondSomewhere I BelongLinkin Park2003-04-02
Happy Birthday To AmirightHappy Birthday Mr. PresidentMarilyn Monroe2003-04-10
Joy To The World (he might be dead)Joy To The WorldTraditional2003-04-10
Rock My Body (the story of a gay man in denial)Rock Your BodyJustin Timberfake2003-04-22
Burger KingBBCAustin Powers2003-04-23
Dairy QueenBBCAustin Powers2003-04-23
Mickey D'sBBCAustin Powers2003-04-23
Taco BellBBCAustin Powers2003-04-23
A Parody!Celebrity!Brad Paisley2003-05-08
Whiter (Michael Jackson's Story)HigherCreed2003-05-12
Our Hearts Have Been Shattered ( Tribute To Monaco Chris)Nothing Else MattersMetallica2003-05-12
Pozin'Rollin'Limp Bizkit2003-05-12
Spoof OnDream OnAerosmith2003-05-14
We Are All Spoofing StarsWe Are All Made Of StarsMoby2003-05-14
Meatball (Ghetto John Version)SnowballJimmy Fallon2003-05-15
How About YouHow About YouStaind2003-05-26
Songs We WritePrice To PlayStaind2003-05-26
On AmirightSo Far AwayStaind2003-05-26
Mary JaneZoe JaneStaind2003-05-26
Socks ( Part 5)PopN'sync2003-05-27
Im A Dead ManEnter SandmanMetallica2003-06-16
PUNK'DPOPN*Sync2003-06-16
My Brother Is GayBeautiful DayU22003-07-03
Girls & BoysBoys & GirlsGood Charlotte2003-07-08
My Wife Divorced MeShe F****** Hates MePuddle Of Mudd2003-07-14
Crazy LIttle Things Called SpoofsCrazy Little Thing Called LoveQueen2003-07-15
My Brother Wont Eat The CrustAnother One Bites The DustQueen2003-07-16
Big BoobsHey JudeThe Beatles2003-08-04
I Warsh MyselfI Touch MyselfThe Divinyls2003-08-13
Cut The CheeseSympathyGoo Goo Dolls2003-08-13
When You PeeTake On MeA-Ha2003-10-07
NunNumbLinkin Park2003-10-29
My Wife Is So Damn LazyI'm Here Without You Baby3 Doors Down2003-12-05
Happy Christmas (Where Is Grover?)Happy Xmas (War Is Over)John Lennon2003-12-09
I Just Want A Pet SkunkGirls Just Want To Have FunCyndi Lauper2004-04-01
Vote-syTipsyJ ~ Kwon2004-04-28
GhettoSlitherVelvet Revolver2004-07-21
Who Is It? (If I Was Gay...)Just Lose It!Eminem2004-12-14
Can You Smell Pot?Jingle Bell RockBobby Helms2004-12-14
You Wear Over alls!Here Come Santa ClauseChristmas Classic2004-12-16
Using The HatchetBreaking The HabitLinkin Park2005-01-04
Smells Like Her Anus!Smells Like Team SpiritNirvana2005-02-14
Did I Ever Tell You( That I Was Gay?)Somebody Told MeThe Killers2005-06-14
George Bush AffiliateAmerician IdiotGreen Day2005-07-08
Stiffler's MomStacy's MomFountains Of Wayne2005-07-25
My Brothers Still Gay (The Update)Beautiful DayU22007-07-04