Johnny May (Ghetto John) ~ I was born in Pikeville Kentucky in the great year of 1985. I moved to Ecorse Michigan (Ghetto) when I was 15 and I started submitting here at the site shortly after that. I am in love with music, and I conscider parodies as a form of music and self expression and therefore parodies are included in that love. I use parodies as a way to just be loose and not have to worry about the pressures of writing original and more serious music. I am also in a band called " O.T.E" or " On The Edge" But back to parodies. I have had many solo hits as well as many sucessful duets. I have recentlly started recording my parodies. I eventually look to record everyone of my BBC parodies. www.GhettoJohn.ma.cx is my website. Now on to the personal stuff~ I am 5"10 tall, 210 pounds, brown hair, brown eyes, I am a typical White Irish Hillbilly, who loves to take walks along the bea....um nevermind. but I do love sports. My favorite T.V shows are The Fresh Prince Of Belair, Home Improvement, Seinfield, and Dawsons Creek. My favorite movies are My Best Friends Wedding, When Harry Met Sally, The Wedding Planner, Sleepless In Seattle, Anything by Adam Sandler, Robin Williams, Bruce Willis, or Jim Carrey, Sweet Home Alabama, The Green Mile, Pirates Of The Carribean, and the timeless classic Hook! I listen to pretty much anything, Mostly Rock, but I also listen to some rap, pop , clasical, and oldies. That should be enough for you to figure me out.
Chris May " Monaco Chris " ~ Chris was born in Wyandotte Michigan in December of 1984. He moved to Ecorse when he was 5 and he met me when I was 6. We made up a handshake and we were inseperable. We spent the summers together, and developied the crazy way of thinking that was our own. He got his first car in 2001 which was a 1991 Dodge Monaco, thus the name Monaco Chris. When we started writing parodies, he was 16 and I was 15, he gave me the nickname Ghetto John, and then when I started submitting my own stuff I told him about the site, and we started submitting our stuff. Chris always loved to take his time when it came to writing our parodies. I would finish my parts in 5 minutes and he would take 4 ever. Chris had heart surgery in the fall of 2002. The doctors said that he would be back to normal in no time. But his recovery was slow and never ending. While all this was happening, an infection set up and spread through his body. Chris took a huge plunge in his health and finally went to the Hospital. But it was too late and he went peacefully in his sleep on May 6th, 2003. Chris impacted my life in more ways then anyone ever will. He was my cousin, my parody team mate, and my best friend. Chris May (Monaco Chris) Rest In Peace.
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dorothy Isnt Just A Kid | Stay Together For The Kids | Blink 182 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 106 | |
| I'm Gonna Hurl, At The Sight Of This Woman | I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman | Brittney Spears | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 130 | |
| Swallow Me | Follow Me | Uncle Kracker | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 160 | |
| Velvet Fades | Fade | Staind | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 108 | |
| Its Been A While (thanks giving turkey staind my shirt) | Its Been A While | Staind | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 168 | |
| Socks | Pop | N'sync | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 127 | |
| Bullets | Bullets | Creed | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 138 | |
| Burning Is Fun | Caught In The Sun | Course Of Nature | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 105 | |
| Squidwards Song | Adams Song | Blink 182 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 144 | |
| Mtv | BBC | Austin Powers | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 91 | |
| Brother! | Bother | Corey Taylor | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 143 | |
| Drive | Cry | Mandy Moore | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 147 | |
| I'm Still A Clown | Hold Me Down | Tommy Lee | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 131 | |
| I Am A Sick Pedestrian | I Am A Real American | The Immortal Hulk Hogan | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 115 | |
| We Are The Writers | We Are The Champions | Robbie Williams + Queen | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 119 | |
| Swimming (Solo Version) | Crawling | Linkin Park | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 113 | |
| My Mess Tonight(solo Version) | My Sacrifice | Creed | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 123 | |
| Ghetto | Ghetto | P.O.D | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 158 | |
| Overbite | Satellite | P.O.D | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 182 | |
| Wish I Wasn't Here | Wish You Were Here | Fred Durst | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 130 | |
| I Can Tell That We Are Gonna Be Friends | I Can Tell That We Are Gonna Be Friends | The White Stripes | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 11612 | |
| Dumb Feet | Sweetness | Jimmy Eat World | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 105 | |
| I'm Going Off To College (The I Hate Joe Remix) | We Just Got A Letter | Blues Clues | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 167 | |
| Mr. Clean | Steve Mcqueen | Sheryl Crow | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 150 | |
| 25 | Alive | Pod | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 139 | |
| Keep Votin' | Keep Fishin' | Weezer | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 105 | |
| Without Me | Without Me | Eminem | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 107 | |
| Ford Credit | I Dit It | Dave Matthews Band | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 230 | |
| The George Bush Song | The Hairbrush Song | Veggie Tales | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 219 | |
| Amiright Theme Song | Veggie Tales Theme Song | Veggie Tales | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 407 | |
| Corn Dog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 171 | |
| I Just Threw Up | Im All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | 4.4 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 156 | |
| No More Lama's | No More Drama | Mary J Blige | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 123 | |
| P&A (Pork Chops And Applesauce) | My Way | Limp Bizkit | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 542 | |
| I'm Hungry | Hey Baby | No Doubt | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 118 | |
| Bunnies Dont Stop Dancing | Children Dont Stop Dancing | Creed | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 133 | |
| Your Body Is So Horrible | Your Body Is A Wonderland | John Mayer | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 124 | |
| Monaco Chris Theme Song (Ghetto Licous) | Spongebob Squarepants Theme Song | Some Captain Dude | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 129 | |
| GhEtToLiCoUs | Bootylicous | Destinys Child | 4.2 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 151 | |
| In My Face | In My Place | Cold Play | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 113 | |
| Socks (Part Two With Enhanced Fart Solo) | Pop | N*sync | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 118 | |
| Bubble-Licous | Bootylicous | Destinys Child | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 118 | |
| Writers Don't Stop Voting | Children Don't Stop Dancing | Creed | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 125 | |
| Amirighter Boy | Sk8er Boy | Avril Lavigne | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 97 | |
| Afro Fight | Snowball Fight | Jimmy Fallon | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 140 | |
| Ghetto Johnny Theme Song (Ghetto Licous) | Spongebob Squarepants Theme Song | Some Captain Dude | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 263 | |
| AMIRIGHT | BBC | Austin Powers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 108 | |
| CNN | BBC | Austin Powers | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 105 | |
| NICK JR | BBC | Austin Powers | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 123 | |
| VH1 | BBC | Austin Powers | 4.1 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 108 | |
| Over Bite | Kryptonite | 3 Doors Down | 3.9 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 124 | |
| Monkey Licous ( The Monkey Man Cadzow Theme Song) | Sponge Bob Square Pants Theme Song | Some Captain Dude | 3.6 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 127 | |
| The Amiright Song | The Hannukah Song | Adam Sandler | 3.3 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 121 | |
| On Amiright | You Know Your Right | Nirvana | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 107 | |
| ABC | BBC | Austin Powers | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 159 | |
| Its Been A While | Its Been A While | Staind | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 131 | |
| Socks Part 3 (With An Even More Enhanced Fart Solo | POP | N*SYNC | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 131 | |
| Hey Amirighters! | We Are The Champions | Queen + Robbie Williams | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 123 | |
| Turkey Day Song | Hannukah Song | Adam Sandler | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.7 | 919 | |
| The Girl In The Front Row | Rock Show | Blink 182 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 133 | |
| She Loves Me | She Hates Me | Puddle of Mudd | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 129 | |
| Am I Right | Snowball Fight | Jimmy Fallon | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 186 | |
| Vote Together ( a tribute to S.T.G.) | Come Together | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| Spongebob's Song ( the flipside of Squidwards song) | Adams Song | Blink 182 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.7 | 829 | |
| Parody | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 141 | |
| Socks Part 4( w/ enhanced Burp Solo) | Pop | N*SYNC | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 127 | |
| Good Ridence( Time To Leave Amiright ) | Good Ridence ( The Time Of Your Life) | Green Day | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 126 | |
| Clean Your Room! | Click Click Boom! | Saliva | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 541 | |
| From The South To Da Ghetto | From The Church To Da Palace | Snoop Dog | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 138 | |
| Osama Hates Americans | I Am A Real American | Hulk Hogan | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.2 | 132 | |
| On Amiright | My Sacrifice | Creed | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 121 | |
| One Last Vote | One Last Breath | Creed | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 139 | |
| BUSH (Ghetto Johns Version) | Lump | The Presidents Of The United States Of America | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 122 | |
| Writing ( The Swiming Ultramix) | Crawling | Linkin Park | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 130 | |
| i'll Feed You | Im With You | Avril Lavigne | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.1 | 108 | |
| Ghetto | Yellow | Cold Play | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 134 | |
| Burrito | Hero | Enrique Iglesias | 4.1 | 4.1 | 3.7 | 146 | |
| 2003 | Come As You Are | Nirvana | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 148 | |
| It Was A Very Good Beer | It Was A Very Good Year | Robbie Williams & Frank Sinatra | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 128 | |
| Straighten Up And Vote Right ( Amiright Voting Scandall 2003) | Straighten Up And Fly Right | Robbie Williams | 3.6 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 105 | |
| Frauders | Control | Puddle Of Mudd | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 101 | |
| Brocolli Makes Me Hurl | Fell In Love With A Girl | The White Stripes | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 108 | |
| White House Rock | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 144 | |
| Date | Faith | Limp Bizkit | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 103 | |
| Rookie | Nookie | Limp Bizkit | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 110 | |
| Bad Job | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 3.8 | 3.3 | 3.5 | 150 | |
| Who's This Secret Lover? | Champagne Super Nova | Oasis | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 192 | |
| I'm Broke Blues | Blue Suede Shoes | Elvis Presley | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 134 | |
| Bad Cooking (I Dont Want to Die) | Good Ridence (The Time Of Your Life) | Green Day | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 120 | |
| Ghetto John | BBC | Austin Powers | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 114 | |
| My Wife Is A Pain In The Anus | Lifestyles of The Rich & Famous | Good Charlotte | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 108 | |
| Rust Me | Rape Me | Nirvana | 2.7 | 2.1 | 2.4 | 118 | |
| Say What?(an ode to the fact that I cant Speak German) | Du Hast | Rammstein | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.1 | 163 | |
| Bread-ed | Jaded | Crystal Method | 3.0 | 3.3 | 2.7 | 113 | |
| Live Like I Do | Trip Like I Do | Crystal Method | 3.0 | 2.6 | 2.8 | 114 | |
| Umpa Lumpa Theme Song(Shorty Licous) | Sponge Bob Square Pants Theme Song | Some Captain Dude | 2.4 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 9211 | |
| Wonder Bra | Wonderwall | Oasis | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 249 | |
| Devil Went To The Ghetto | Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 210 | |
| Bush(Ghetto Johns Modified Version) | Lump | Presidents Of The United States Of America | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.4 | 106 | |
| White House Rock (Revisited) | Jail House Rock | Elvis Presley | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 117 | |
| All He Does Is Cuss | All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 216 | |
| Ghetto Queen | Killer Queen | Queen | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 149 | |
| I Love Lucy | BBC | Austin Powers | 2.9 | 3.4 | 2.9 | 123 | |
| My Hostess | My Goddess | The Exies | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 116 | |
| Lets Bomb Iraq Theme Song | Sponge Bob Square Pants Theme Song | Some Captain Dude | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 481 | |
| The Worlds Most Ghetto Man | The Worlds Most Handsome Man | Robbie Williams | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.0 | 100 | |
| Hey-Lets-Kill-Hussein | B-I-N-G-O | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 115 | |
| Chucky G | BBC | Austin Powers | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 96 | |
| POOPY & PEE | BBC | Austin Powers | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 139 | |
| Holy Ghost Rock 'N' Roll | Old Time Rock 'N' Roll | Bob Seger | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.6 | 1116 | |
| Fish Out Of The Pond | Somewhere I Belong | Linkin Park | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 113 | |
| Happy Birthday To Amiright | Happy Birthday Mr. President | Marilyn Monroe | 2.9 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 1096 | |
| Joy To The World (he might be dead) | Joy To The World | Traditional | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.5 | 145 | |
| Rock My Body (the story of a gay man in denial) | Rock Your Body | Justin Timberfake | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 178 | |
| Burger King | BBC | Austin Powers | 2.4 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 146 | |
| Dairy Queen | BBC | Austin Powers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 117 | |
| Mickey D's | BBC | Austin Powers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 121 | |
| Taco Bell | BBC | Austin Powers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 97 | |
| A Parody! | Celebrity! | Brad Paisley | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 107 | |
| Whiter (Michael Jackson's Story) | Higher | Creed | 3.8 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 169 | |
| Our Hearts Have Been Shattered ( Tribute To Monaco Chris) | Nothing Else Matters | Metallica | 4.6 | 3.8 | 4.9 | 104 | |
| Pozin' | Rollin' | Limp Bizkit | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 112 | |
| Spoof On | Dream On | Aerosmith | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 107 | |
| We Are All Spoofing Stars | We Are All Made Of Stars | Moby | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 170 | |
| Meatball (Ghetto John Version) | Snowball | Jimmy Fallon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 112 | |
| How About You | How About You | Staind | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 120 | |
| Songs We Write | Price To Play | Staind | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| On Amiright | So Far Away | Staind | 5.0 | 2.0 | 4.0 | 95 | |
| Mary Jane | Zoe Jane | Staind | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Socks ( Part 5) | Pop | N'sync | No Votes | 115 | |||
| Im A Dead Man | Enter Sandman | Metallica | No Votes | 113 | |||
| PUNK'D | POP | N*Sync | No Votes | 118 | |||
| My Brother Is Gay | Beautiful Day | U2 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 170 | |
| Girls & Boys | Boys & Girls | Good Charlotte | 3.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 255 | |
| My Wife Divorced Me | She F****** Hates Me | Puddle Of Mudd | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 131 | |
| Crazy LIttle Things Called Spoofs | Crazy Little Thing Called Love | Queen | 2.0 | 2.7 | 2.0 | 161 | |
| My Brother Wont Eat The Crust | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 149 | |
| Big Boobs | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 3.8 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 180 | |
| I Warsh Myself | I Touch Myself | The Divinyls | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 359 | |
| Cut The Cheese | Sympathy | Goo Goo Dolls | No Votes | 159 | |||
| When You Pee | Take On Me | A-Ha | No Votes | 229 | |||
| Nun | Numb | Linkin Park | 4.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 134 | |
| My Wife Is So Damn Lazy | I'm Here Without You Baby | 3 Doors Down | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 565 | |
| Happy Christmas (Where Is Grover?) | Happy Xmas (War Is Over) | John Lennon | No Votes | 105 | |||
| I Just Want A Pet Skunk | Girls Just Want To Have Fun | Cyndi Lauper | 2.0 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 110 | |
| Vote-sy | Tipsy | J ~ Kwon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Ghetto | Slither | Velvet Revolver | 1.7 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 151 | |
| Who Is It? (If I Was Gay...) | Just Lose It! | Eminem | 3.3 | 3.5 | 3.4 | 116 | |
| Can You Smell Pot? | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 138 | |
| You Wear Over alls! | Here Come Santa Clause | Christmas Classic | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 129 | |
| Using The Hatchet | Breaking The Habit | Linkin Park | 5.0 | 3.5 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Smells Like Her Anus! | Smells Like Team Spirit | Nirvana | 2.1 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 299 | |
| Did I Ever Tell You( That I Was Gay?) | Somebody Told Me | The Killers | 4.3 | 3.2 | 3.7 | 127 | |
| George Bush Affiliate | Americian Idiot | Green Day | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 118 | |
| Stiffler's Mom | Stacy's Mom | Fountains Of Wayne | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 788 | |
| My Brothers Still Gay (The Update) | Beautiful Day | U2 | 2.5 | 1.5 | 2.0 | 271 | |
