Johnny May (Ghetto John) ~ I was born in Pikeville Kentucky in the great year of 1985. I moved to Ecorse Michigan (Ghetto) when I was 15 and I started submitting here at the site shortly after that. I am in love with music, and I conscider parodies as a form of music and self expression and therefore parodies are included in that love. I use parodies as a way to just be loose and not have to worry about the pressures of writing original and more serious music. I am also in a band called " O.T.E" or " On The Edge" But back to parodies. I have had many solo hits as well as many sucessful duets. I have recentlly started recording my parodies. I eventually look to record everyone of my BBC parodies. www.GhettoJohn.ma.cx is my website. Now on to the personal stuff~ I am 5"10 tall, 210 pounds, brown hair, brown eyes, I am a typical White Irish Hillbilly, who loves to take walks along the bea....um nevermind. but I do love sports. My favorite T.V shows are The Fresh Prince Of Belair, Home Improvement, Seinfield, and Dawsons Creek. My favorite movies are My Best Friends Wedding, When Harry Met Sally, The Wedding Planner, Sleepless In Seattle, Anything by Adam Sandler, Robin Williams, Bruce Willis, or Jim Carrey, Sweet Home Alabama, The Green Mile, Pirates Of The Carribean, and the timeless classic Hook! I listen to pretty much anything, Mostly Rock, but I also listen to some rap, pop , clasical, and oldies. That should be enough for you to figure me out.
Chris May " Monaco Chris " ~ Chris was born in Wyandotte Michigan in December of 1984. He moved to Ecorse when he was 5 and he met me when I was 6. We made up a handshake and we were inseperable. We spent the summers together, and developied the crazy way of thinking that was our own. He got his first car in 2001 which was a 1991 Dodge Monaco, thus the name Monaco Chris. When we started writing parodies, he was 16 and I was 15, he gave me the nickname Ghetto John, and then when I started submitting my own stuff I told him about the site, and we started submitting our stuff. Chris always loved to take his time when it came to writing our parodies. I would finish my parts in 5 minutes and he would take 4 ever. Chris had heart surgery in the fall of 2002. The doctors said that he would be back to normal in no time. But his recovery was slow and never ending. While all this was happening, an infection set up and spread through his body. Chris took a huge plunge in his health and finally went to the Hospital. But it was too late and he went peacefully in his sleep on May 6th, 2003. Chris impacted my life in more ways then anyone ever will. He was my cousin, my parody team mate, and my best friend. Chris May (Monaco Chris) Rest In Peace.