[intro]
Your spoofing is very sad.
Yo I am in with S.T.G. though.
yeeah, yeeah, yeeah, yo, 2 step with
me, 2 step with me.

[1st verse]
1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4,
S.T.G says I need to write more
Im retired and he is a wh*re
Im in a rock band, I gotta baby in store

maybe weird al heard I spoof hardcore,
or maybe he just heard that my songs are a bore,
start of a new life all becus I had to score,
Scr*win' with the girl who moved in next door

here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1,
Chucky's waiting, he don't know I wrote a pun,
when it come to church man I just slapped a nun,
you aint got no skunks just wanna have fun,

now i'm in the back gettin (bleep) from my hun,
while she goin down i'm thinkin' bout what i'll pun,
she reading my stuff and she start makin' fun,
I slapped her in the a$$ now I wont get none.

[chorus]
Now everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,
everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,
Now everybody on the site gettin'vote-sy,
everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,,
Now everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,
everybody on the site gettin'vote-sy,,
Now everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,
everybody on the site get vote-sy,

[verse 2]
2, here comes the 3 to the 4 to the 5,
now i'm lookin that pigeon right into her eyes,
couple seconds passed now i'm
lookin at her thighs,
while she askin me all about amiright,

gonna have a kid but were gonna be allright
when were 21 we'll be just fine,
We'll order some drinks and we'll party all night
make another baby, maybe 4 or 5,

here comes the 4 to the 3 to the 2,
the clothes are in the wash and were watching blues clues,
girl you super thick so i'm thinkin that's koo,
told were having one but maybe its two!

her eyes got big when I said the number 2
expression on her face like she gonna turn blue,
and she told me that she don't wanna brew,
of kids in the house, what are we gonna do?

[chorus]
Now everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,
everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,
Now everybody on the site gettin'vote-sy,
everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,,
Now everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,
everybody on the site gettin'vote-sy,,
Now everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,
everybody on the site get vote-sy,

[verse 3]
3, here comes the 4 to the 5 to the 6,
i could spend ? i know that i aint rich,
this single man hes gotta get hitched,
baby poopin on me man son of a (bleep),

cleaned it all off now i'm bout to get hit,
all cus' I cussed in front of the kid
Wife is trippin cause i'm starin at a chick,
now Im in the dog house playing with my (bleep),

here comes the 5 to the 4 to the 3,
hands in the air if you cats are good as me,

[preacher]: "you know this ring means Eternity?"

[me]: "dude i don't care thats ma- ter- ni- ty"

[chorus]
Now everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,
everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,
Now everybody on the site gettin'vote-sy,
everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,,
Now everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,
everybody on the site gettin'vote-sy,,
Now everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,
everybody on the site get vote-sy,

everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,
everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,
everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy,
everybody on the site gettin' vote-sy