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Song Parodies -> "I Warsh Myself"
Original Song Title:
"I Touch Myself"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Divinyls
Parody Song Title:
"I Warsh Myself"
Parody Written by:
Ghetto John
The Lyrics
This is a song about a girl who wants this guy really bad, the problem is that everytime she thinks about him she gets really sweaty and ends up having to take a shower. And yes warsh just so you know it means wash.Peace---Ghetto John.
I warsh my self
Cus my bodies nasty
Im suddy all around
So that you can hug me
I clean myself
I want you to like me
Then I dry myself
I want you to remind me
Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I warsh myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
You're the one who makes me so sweaty
How I wish I was a swine,
When you're around I'm always sweating
Can I be your feline?
I wash my face
because of all my acne
Think I would die
If you were to laugh at me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
Cuz Im a Whore for you
Chorus
I warsh my self
Cus my bodies nasty
Im suddy all around
So that you can hug me
I clean myself
I want you to like me
Then I dry myself
I want you to remind me
Chorus
I want you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I warsh myself
I don't want anybody else
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah
Chorus
Cus my bodies nasty
Im suddy all around
So that you can hug me
I clean myself
I want you to like me
Then I dry myself
I want you to remind me
Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I warsh myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
You're the one who makes me so sweaty
How I wish I was a swine,
When you're around I'm always sweating
Can I be your feline?
I wash my face
because of all my acne
Think I would die
If you were to laugh at me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
Cuz Im a Whore for you
Chorus
I warsh my self
Cus my bodies nasty
Im suddy all around
So that you can hug me
I clean myself
I want you to like me
Then I dry myself
I want you to remind me
Chorus
I want you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I warsh myself
I don't want anybody else
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah
Chorus
Rest In Peace---Monaco Chris.
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Well, to be honest, I wasn't too crazy about the parody, but I do want to commend you highly on the proper mid-western pronunciation of 'wash'! :-D
I dont know what my problem is right now, I just aint writing anything good. Oh well, eventually I will.....HOPEFULLY!
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