i sure do miss the beaver times
in those perfect days
now all we have is survivor
i miss andy and old mcguiver

i dont watch big brother
or the weakest link
celebrity fear factor
or millionaire
i can never watch t.v.

i sure did love lucies hair
and rickys cuban voice
barney and fred they were the best
and now we have spongebob square pants

oh all those long lost seasons
excuses come with reason
network gave up on trying
for this cable is dying

chorus

guitar solo

i sure do miss old tool time
Tim Allens laughing face
snl has lost adam sandler
tells from the crypt was way to scary

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