howd' i get onto this show
i am the star who would of known
my pet gary is a snail
no wonder he was never a cat at all
i went to work i fried em up
killed the inspector and dug em up
im to yellow for a prom date
will my teeth ever be straight

2
i never shut up , always play,
i say "Im ready" every day,
wish squidward still felt alive
i would never want to get outside

3
bicinni bottom down below,
under the sea on my sponge bob show,
sandy lives in a water free home
pinky up patrick screams oh no

4
i never thought id move away,
my pineapples back and im here to stay,
patrick is my bestist friend
ill never look inside his box again
but its stil there its not closed up
could it be a real embarrissing snap shot
of me at christmas when i was drunk,
the moment when i (dolphin censored) that skunk,

5
i never shut up , always play,
i say "Im ready" every day,
wish squidward still felt alive
i would never want to get outside

6
bicinni bottom down below,
under the sea on my sponge bob show,
sandy lives in a water free home
pinky up patrick screams oh no


repeat 5 & 6