Intro (moby's lice)
"Ghetto John/Real size No midgets..."

Refrain 1
2 amiright girls go round the outside/ round the outside, round the outside (Repeat Refrain 1)

Refrain 2
Guess whos back, back again/ ghettos back, tell a friend/ Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back/ Guess who's back...

Verse 1
you've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
see Jonny no more they want ghetto i have chiggers
well if you want ghetto , this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of geek mixed with some e lixor
some gwoompky that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a
shock when I get shocked at the dining room table by my sister when I'm just exagerating
when I'm pounding the table while she's overheating
you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and i still aint dating
I know that ive got in trouble chucky but the voting scandals just a controversy
So big KFC wont let me EAT or let me EAT SHE so let me see
they tried to throw me out of the BP but it feels so empty without me
So come on VOTE, SING WITH YOUR LIPS EAT FAT, LARD on your lips and some IN YOUR PITS and get ready cuz this SONG'S about to get heavy
I just settled all my VOTE FRAUDS HERE COMES JONNY!

Chorus (X2)
Now people need to vote for me,
so everybody just vote for me
we dont need another conroversy,
cuz its not so funny without me,

Verse 2
all the writers and the parody voters
embarrassed, their parents still voting for Elvis
they start leaving these parodies helpless,
'til someone comes along on a missionand yells MITCH!
my back is hairy, vision is scary, need some hair solution, pollutin the air waves an anvil
so let me just revel an ask, the fact that I got everyone cuttin my grass
and it's a disaster need an apostrophe for you to snore through so much of the mass you wake up me?
shave my back (batman sound) sing the song hosanna live in sin and then I'm gonna
enter in and freeze under your skin for the winter
The center of attention hurts like a splinter
ive been investing, the best since Lewinski
Investing in the show CHEER'S and nesting
Waiting "while you scratch your fleas" build a mansion soon as someone sales to me
here's my jean lint my shirt lint is free
At prune fest, who's needs, you need to pee?

Chorus (X2)

Verse 3
A kiss custom casket, I'll go eat the fat with anybody who's watching this cribs yeah cribs. on your matress dont let the tag rip
worse than them little lazy boy sofas, and moby
you can just stay in Nyobey, im 17 years old bald headed you know me
You don't know me?, im not old wont go to dover, nobody parodies techno
Now lets go, give me the B - ball I'll be there with a whole list full of new trick pulls
dont use dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Chris left ive been loud as a symbol
But sometimes man it just seems, that noboby ever wants to vote me
So this must mean I'm not funny, but im # 1 for crawling
Though I'm not reason for controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley, to get censoreds so constantly
only to get publicity(Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other amiright'ers emerge
but no matter how many songs in the sea it'd be so empty without me

Chorus (X2)

(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) X2 "vote"