i sit and watch T.V.
or read my dirty magazines
thats when my wife wants sympathy
all she does is piss and moan, rips up my rolling stone
and talks about how hard life can be
id like to see you spend a week
eating her excuse for meat
I dont think you would survive
if you could spend a day or two
while living with my wife named Sue
I think you'd stumble and you'd fall, you would fall

(fall)

My wife is a pain in my anus
shes always compainin, always complainin
our money is such a problem,
she wants a mansion
but she keeps shoppin'


well did you know that when you're Ghetto your beat by your wife
and a mans best friend is 25 to life
as long as you've got cash to support your Children
and did you know when i was 8 i was smoking crack
McDonalds wouldn't even want to give me my check
ill just take my labor over to Dairy Queen.
I'd like to see you spend a week
living on these Ghetto streets
I don't think you would survive
if you could spend a day or two
while living with my wife named Sue
I think you'd stumble and you'd fall, you would fall

(Chorus)

My wife is a pain in my anus
shes always complainin
always complainin
our money is such a problem
we've got so many problems
wish we could solve them
My wife is a pain in my anus
so give us clothes, cash, cars, and homes she'll be complainin
My wife is a pain in my anus x 4