Dirty SOCKS... *PART THREE... yo ... BT..
Sick and tired of watchin' all these WRITERS leave me out
What's the deal with this website
and when are we gonna sale out?
The thing you got to realize is
What im pitchin is just a tent
YOU got the curse of watching me
your gonna hate ME 'til the end
Come on now...

It doesn't matter
bout my nasty clothes
or THE stains on my carpet
All that matters
Is that you recognize
im from the atlantic
It doesn't matter
'Bout the mud i drink
or all of my head lice
All that matters
Is that you fall down
when you look at me everytime

Do you ever wonder why (why)
my socks will get you high
theres not a trace of tide
you smell it when
my hamper starts to rot
and it makes your brain just stop
and the votes are all you got
This must be socks

Dirty socks, dirrrrty, dirrrrty socks
You can't stop
I know you hate my dirty socks
This must be

Now, why you wanna try to purify the my one of a kind P-U
'Cause im just gonna smell like i want
Can you say the big B-O?
got Tired of feeling all around me oh SO SPARKLY CLEAN
Just worry 'bout yours cause MOM WILL WASH MINE
IVE REALLY GOT TO EAT

It doesn't matter
bout my nasty clothes
or THE stains on my carpet
All that matters
Is that you recognize
im from the atlantic
It doesn't matter
'Bout the mud i drink
or all of my head lice
All that matters
Is that you fall down
when you look at me everytime

Do you ever wonder why (why)
my socks will get you high
theres not a trace of tide
you smell it when
my hamper starts to rot
and it makes your brain just stop
and the votes are all you got
This must be socks



This must be (Oooo Oooo Oooo)

(spoken) Man, I'm tired of WRITING

Dirty dirty dirty SOCKS
Dirty SOCKS
Do you ever wonder....
(BT)

Do you ever wonder why (why)
THESE SOCKS WILL MAKE YOU DIE
YOU THINK I NEED SOME TIDE
YOU SMELL IT WHEN
MY BODY STARTS TO ROT
AND MISSY ELLIOT SUCKS
and the VOTES ARE all you got
This must be

Do you ever wonder why (why)
THESE SOCKS WILL MAKE YOU DIE
YOU THINK I NEED SOME TIDE
YOU SMELL IT WHEN
MY BODY STARTS TO ROT
AND ELTON JOHN JUST SUCKS
and the VOTES ARE all you got
This must be

SOCKS

(NOW DO THE FART SOLO)
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"OOOOH WEE THATS ONE TO MANY WHITE CASTLES DONT YOU THINK SO BUDDY"

" That would be correct Old Tex"

"OK THEN WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO OFF AND GET SOME MORE"

"That sounds like a mighty fine idea my good buddy Old Tex"