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Song Parodies -> "White House Rock (Revisited)"

Original Song Title:

"Jail House Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"White House Rock (Revisited)"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

Due To Popular Demand(not really) The White House Rock as Promised has been sequeled with a few changes and some things that were just left in. I hope you enjoy Peace --- Ghetto John : )
well George Bush threw a party in the Oval Off.
Osama was there and he just looked pissed off.
Iraq was bombing and The Congress took a vote
You should've took a drink of those root beer floats
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Osama looked Real pissed off
were dancin' to the White House Rock.

Eddie Murphy's still playin' on the Sexophone
ZZ TOP was Playin' on there Epiphones.
The Rolling Stones were playin' loud and Jagger Sang,
And Bush is up there doing a brand new thang!
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Eddie Murphy plays Sexophone
ZZ Top and there Epiphones

Now American Idols said to Country Stars
while we are on tour youll be singin in bars
Bush has been delighted then he said to me,
"come on and do the White House Rock with me."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
And yes my name is Ghetto John
I'm dancin' to the White House Rock.

Now Jack Black is still sittin' by the Red Phone stoned
way over in the corner Fred is all alone.
Then Laura said, "Hey, Freddy your not qu**r.
I heard you got lucky with Brittney Spears
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even Mister Spok
was dancin' to the White House Rock.

Sponge Bob said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,
no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Bugsy turned to Spongey and he said, "you sick?
I wanna stick around and eat carrot sticks."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even Ol' Sponge Bob
was dancin' to the White House Rock.

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Overall Rating: 3.8

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Billy Florio - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, you added ZZ Top! :-)
Ghetto John - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I always keep a promise : )
Klarissa - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Okay, towards the end it really didn't relate too much to the White House, but I still thought it was great! (Or is this all about American culture?) Anyway, another good parody! Ciao, Klaire
Billy Florio - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
its just so weird its funny
Ghetto John - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
well, Klarissa, you hit the nail right on the head. This is a party where different elements of American Culture come together to do the White House Rock. So good Job
John Harvey - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
This is a refreshingly bizzare parody. I gave it all 5s. It has to be good if you got one of the conservative Florio Brothers to like this. (No offense guys) ;)
Billy Florio - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
John Harvey, just because im conservative, it doesnt mean that I dont like good parodies lol....
weirdness - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
eh, could try, but i really dont like it. If you knew who i was, you would understand. In the meantime, ill point out what i did not like, and what you should work on. Iraq was bombing and The Congress took a vote You should've took a drink of those root beer floats thats almost completely random, and looks like you just tried to make a rhyme for the word vote. stick to the subject when rhyming words. Eddie Murphy's still playin' on the Sexophone ZZ TOP was Playin' on there Epiphones. these words may sound alike, but they are horrible for rhymes. why? because its phone and phone. they really dont rhyme, its the same thing.... Im sorry if i sound like that jerk guy from american idol, but these things really stand out and i think im giving you good tips.. .because you certainly have potential! oh, and make sure words rhyme, not just.... sorta rhyme. like "and my name is ghetto john, im dancin to the white house rock" they dont really rhyme, and that doesnt sound to good either.. it could be "random house rock" because this song is all over the place. if your going to make a white house rock, keep it stuck with political things, not bugs bunny and jack black. it could be a great parody, if you work on it!
Grammar Cop - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Weirdness, here's a helpful hint: check your spelling and grammar before criticizing others. You may be right, but writers will take you more seriously if you do that.
Ghetto John - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
For the last time this song is about random things in American Pop Culture all coming together to have a party at the white house...Im not william tong, who seems to think that political parodies have to be well political....its not a political parody, its a goofy thought that as you would say :"Randomly" popped into my head.

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