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Song Parodies -> "When You Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Take On Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"When You Pee"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

I was at work and I started read the sighn that said if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie lift the seatie. And I suddenly thought, Hmmmm....That would make a good parody, so I dont know, I figured It wouldnt hurt to submit a mediocre parody. Not my best effort, but tell me what you think.
Im cleaning away
I don't know who
Stands with they pee on the seat for poo
Today's another day to find you
peeing away
Put the seat down when you flush, OK?

Lift the seat, when you pee
thats my aim
and your aim helps too!

So easy to do
just lift the lid
But that's me cleaning for you,
Slowly learning that your just so gay.
after you pee
It's much better to be dry than soggy

Lift the seat, when you pee
please use aim
In a day or two

all the pee that you squirt
Is it life or
another splinter up my skirt
One simple thing you've got to
You're peeing away
I'll be watching tinkle away

Lift the seat, when you pee
please use aim
In a day or two
Rest In Peace---Monaco Chris

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Total Votes: 1

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Mr. X - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this deserved better than Ones. It certainly met the pacing, was funny, and deserves a decent overall rating.
Water loo - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
**Remembers a sign that he has seen too** "We donīt swim in your toilet, please donīt pee in our pool".
MysteryGoat - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
You know i always thought that it's their choice not to swim in my toilet, it's not like i asked them not to. I mean if i asked not to swim in my toilet and they asked me not to pee in their pool then sure i'd complie with their wishes. But i never asked that, so i'm gonna pee in their pool all i want and if they want to come over and swim in my toilet their more than welcome to.
Guy DiRito - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Saw a sign once over a urinal that said 'please do not toss cigarettes in urinal as it makes them soggy and hard to light'. Not a bad parody. Pee is always a good parody subject as long as you don't piss around with it too much. :)
Billy Florio - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Where on earth do you work? lol.....actully, over the toilet in my bastment bathroom, there is a sign that reads: "NO SWIMMING"

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