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Song Parodies -> "White House Rock"

Original Song Title:

"Jailhouse Rock"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"White House Rock"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

Well to be blunt: " There aint no party like a White House party, cuz a White House party dont stop!" Enjoy the Parody Peace --- Ghetto John
well George Bush threw a party in the Oval Off.
The Osbournes were there and they just said f**** off.
The Hives were Hivin' and The Strokes began to stroke.
You should've heard those funny YO momma jokes.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even OZZY OZ
was dancin' to the White House Rock.

Eddie Murphy played the ladies sexophone,
blue and joe was chewin' on a toy dog bone.
The Backstreet Boys had hemoroids and rashed up wangs,
Leonardo DiCaprios New York Gangs.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Eddie Murphy plays Sexophone
and blue was chewin on a bone.

the cast of Seventh Heaven said to Dawsons Creek:
"thats the DUMBEST teen show since the Bradys."
Bush sure has been delighted then he said to me,
"come on and do the White House Rock with me."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even Ghetto John
was dancin' to the White House Rock.

Now Jack Black was a sittin' on a red couch stoned
way over in the corner Kevins not alone.
Then Laura said, "Hey, Kevin, thats Brittney Spears.
If you can't find a partner them your probally qu**r."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even Dc Talk
was dancin' to the White House Rock.

Sponge Bob said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,
no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Bugsy turned to Spongey and he said, "you sick?
I wanna stick around and eat carrot sticks."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even Ol' Sponge Bob
was dancin' to the White House Rock.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 35

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Billy Florio - January 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Ghetto John, you crack me up sometimes lol. The obserdness of it is the most hillarious part. But after reading all the names and celebrities at the party, one question comes to mind...where were ZZ Top?
Ghetto John - January 14, 2003 - Report this comment
my young son, thats what sequels are for!
Jeff Buchoff - January 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty funny =) Anything with Spongebob is good
moomoodogggy - January 15, 2003 - Report this comment
i give it all 5's i like very moooch!
Umpa Lumpa I'm too short:-( - January 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny, Cousin, I love you , but don't quit your day job:-) J/k it was actually funny:-) Love yours truely, ~*~Umpa~*~
Ghetto John - January 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Kaneallia Lexanne Irick, what are you doing reading my songs, any ways, welcome back my umpa lumpa cousin, cant wait to hear about chicago, and you know i love you, but im gonna say it anyways, i love you

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