well George Bush threw a party in the Oval Off.
The Osbournes were there and they just said f**** off.
The Hives were Hivin' and The Strokes began to stroke.
You should've heard those funny YO momma jokes.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even OZZY OZ
was dancin' to the White House Rock.

Eddie Murphy played the ladies sexophone,
blue and joe was chewin' on a toy dog bone.
The Backstreet Boys had hemoroids and rashed up wangs,
Leonardo DiCaprios New York Gangs.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Eddie Murphy plays Sexophone
and blue was chewin on a bone.

the cast of Seventh Heaven said to Dawsons Creek:
"thats the DUMBEST teen show since the Bradys."
Bush sure has been delighted then he said to me,
"come on and do the White House Rock with me."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even Ghetto John
was dancin' to the White House Rock.

Now Jack Black was a sittin' on a red couch stoned
way over in the corner Kevins not alone.
Then Laura said, "Hey, Kevin, thats Brittney Spears.
If you can't find a partner them your probally qu**r."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even Dc Talk
was dancin' to the White House Rock.

Sponge Bob said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,
no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Bugsy turned to Spongey and he said, "you sick?
I wanna stick around and eat carrot sticks."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even Ol' Sponge Bob
was dancin' to the White House Rock.