Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for November 18, 2024

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: Hello Hello mister Rubberman. Original Lyrics: Going to a candidates debate

1970s
Alvin Stardust's, "You You You" Misheard Lyrics: What he do? Original Lyrics: Want me too	Brotherhood of Man's, "Angelo" Misheard Lyrics: High on a mountain in massacre Original Lyrics: High on a mountain in Mexico
Bryan Ferry's, "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes" Misheard Lyrics: I of course declined Original Lyrics: I of course replied	Diana Ross', "Sorry Doesn't Always Make It Right" Misheard Lyrics: Believe me Original Lyrics: To leave me
Elton John's, "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" Misheard Lyrics: Don't give us none of your Apple Vision We've had it with your Death Star plans Original Lyrics: Don't give us none of your aggravation We had it with your discipline.	Johnny Nash's, "I Can See Clearly Now" Misheard Lyrics: Nothing but good times or Nothing but food fights or Nothing but book fights Original Lyrics: Nothing but blue skies
La Belle Epoque's, "Black Is Black" Misheard Lyrics: Black is back Original Lyrics: Black is black	Steve Miller Band 's, "The Joker" Misheard Lyrics: I’m a Joker, I’m a Smoker, I’m the Midnight Tolkien. Original Lyrics: I’m a Joker, I’m a Smoker, I’m a Midnight Toker.
The Jacksons', "Dreamer" Misheard Lyrics: Drinking my life away Original Lyrics: Dreaming my life away	The Stranglers', "Something Better Change" Misheard Lyrics: Shame Original Lyrics: Change

1980s
Adam Ant's, "Apollo 9" Misheard Lyrics: Warm me one time Original Lyrics: Warned me one time	Billy Idol's, "Eyes Without a Face" Misheard Lyrics: Ice without a face Original Lyrics: Eyes without a face
Billy Idol's, "Flesh for Fantasy" Misheard Lyrics: Do you like confusion? or Do you like the future? Original Lyrics: Do you like good music?	Commercial's, "Caress" Misheard Lyrics: Before you dress for less Original Lyrics: Before you dress, Caress
Diana Ross', "Work That Body" Misheard Lyrics: We ate late night Original Lyrics: We ate last night	Freddie Mercury's, "Love Kills" Misheard Lyrics: Ruining your hotline Original Lyrics: Ruining your heartline
Miami Sound Machine's, "Dr. Beat" Misheard Lyrics: Deep inside of meow Original Lyrics: Deep inside of me, ow!	Roxy Music's, "Avalon" Misheard Lyrics: Carry on Original Lyrics: Avalon
Stephanie Mills', "The Medicine Song" Misheard Lyrics: Shitty walks Original Lyrics: Shady walks	The Cure's, "Catch" Misheard Lyrics: Want to Original Lyrics: One, two
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take" Misheard Lyrics: How my poo hole aches Original Lyrics: How my poor heart aches	Wham!'s, "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" Misheard Lyrics: Ladybug Original Lyrics: Jitterbug

1990s
Alanis Morissette's, "Thank U" Misheard Lyrics: How 'bout stopping meeting when I'm full up? Original Lyrics: How 'bout stopping eating when I'm full up?	Billy Ray Cyrus', "Achy Breaky Heart" Misheard Lyrics: He might blow up and kill this lamb Original Lyrics: He might blow up and kill this man
China Black's, "Searching" Misheard Lyrics: Surgeon Original Lyrics: Searching	Commercial's, "Popeyes" Misheard Lyrics: London chicken at Popeyes Original Lyrics: Love that chicken from Popeyes
Diana Ross', "I'm Gone" Misheard Lyrics: With every single kid Original Lyrics: With every single kiss	Diana Ross', "Not Over You Yet" Misheard Lyrics: The way you made me flush Original Lyrics: The way you made me blush
Diana Ross', "The Best Years of My Life" Misheard Lyrics: Love get her Original Lyrics: Love can hurt	East 17's, "Steam" Misheard Lyrics: Call me for the pressure Original Lyrics: Call me for the pleasure
Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians', "Good Times" Misheard Lyrics: It calls Edie for you Original Lyrics: It comes easy for you	Michael Jackson's, "Ghosts" Misheard Lyrics: There's a rotten, rotten chair But no one is seen there (Later) Ghosts understand it (Later) And who gave you the right to shave my family? And who gave you the right to shave my baby, she needs me And who gave you the right to shave my family's tree? Original Lyrics: There's a rocking in the chair But there's no one sitting there (Later) I don't understand it (Later) And who gave you the right to scare my family? And who gave you the right to share my baby, she needs me And who gave you the right to shake my family tree?
Michael Jackson's, "History" Misheard Lyrics: And how many struggles, the world's stampede Before we choose to live across a plan Everybody sing Every day read your history Original Lyrics: And how many struggles must there be Before we choose to live the prophet's plan Everybody sing Every day create your history	S-Express', "Nothing to Lose" Misheard Lyrics: If you play their day Original Lyrics: If you play their game
Saint Etienne's, "Hug My Soul" Misheard Lyrics: To love into my arms Original Lyrics: To run into my arms	Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much" Misheard Lyrics: I can't believe you kiss your colored knife. Original Lyrics: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
Wet Wet Wet's, "If I Never See You Again" Misheard Lyrics: You've changed my life completely I'm judged by your looks Original Lyrics: You've changed my life completely I'm touched by your love	Whitney Houston's, "I'm Every Woman" Misheard Lyrics: Behind every woman Original Lyrics: I'm every woman

2000s
Bon Jovi's, "Have A Nice Day " Misheard Lyrics: Standing on the ledge, I show the world how to fly Original Lyrics: Standing on the ledge, I show the wind how to fly	John Mayer's, "Gravity" Misheard Lyrics: Raggedy Original Lyrics: Gravity
John Mayer's, "No Such Thing" Misheard Lyrics: I wanna run from my home to my high school Original Lyrics: I wanna run through the halls of my high school	Robbie Williams', "Rock DJ" Misheard Lyrics: But if you're 70, it's alright Original Lyrics: But if you're sellin' it it's alright

country
Lee Brice's, "Parking Lot Party" Misheard Lyrics: At the parking lot potty. Original Lyrics: At the parking lot party.

xmas
Aretha Franklin's, "Winter Wonderland" Misheard Lyrics: In L.A. it is blistening Original Lyrics: In the lane snow is glistening	Celine Dion's, "Feliz Navidad" Misheard Lyrics: A wreath for my door Original Lyrics: Feliz Navidad
Paul McCartney's, "Wonderful Christmastime" Misheard Lyrics: We're here for life Original Lyrics: We're here tonight	The Waitresses', "Christmas Wrapping" Misheard Lyrics: A&P has crime for me Original Lyrics: A&P has provided me
The Waitresses', "Christmas Wrapping" Misheard Lyrics: Summer in the third degree Original Lyrics: Sunburn in the third degree	Traditional's, "The First Noel" Misheard Lyrics: The personnel Original Lyrics: The first Noel
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