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Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Slinky Jingle""Nap Time"Nathaniel Ralston

Misheard Lyrics:

"Juicy Fruit"
Misheard Lyrics:
The juice dissolves, it gets right to ya!
Original Lyrics:
The juice is soft, it gets right to ya!
"Playskool Clipo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plinko, Plinko, Plinko
Original Lyrics:
Clipo, Clipo, Clipo
"Hess Toy Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Hess Trunk's packed and it's better that Heather
For Christmas this year, the Hess Trunk's here!
Original Lyrics:
The Hess Truck's back and it's better than ever
For Christmas this year, the Hess Truck's here!
"Breyer's Ice Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sodium prostate
Original Lyrics:
Sodium phosphate
There are additional Commercial misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Colgate"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the cream in your mouth is Colgate.
Original Lyrics:
And the clean in your mouth is Colgate.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Wimpy

When I thought they were saying 'cream in your mouth', it brought to my mind a little boy with Colgate toothpaste in his mouth. All of a sudden' he opens his mouth and shows everybody the toothpaste in his mouth. How sickeningly disgusting! It almost makes me gag just thinking about it. :-(

There are additional Commercial misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Town Fair Tire Jingle"
Better Lyrics:
Lame brands at ripoff prices-
Unfair Tire!
Original Lyrics:
Name brands at discount prices-
Town Fair Tire!
Submitted by: Dylan Baranski
"Crisco Shortening commercial"
Better Lyrics:
...Quit cooking with Crisco,
It's all vegetable, it's detestable.
Original Lyrics:
This is Sandy Becker saying,
Keep on cooking with Crisco,
It's all vegetable, it's digestible.
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
"Salem Cigarette Jingle"
Better Lyrics:
You can take Salem out of the country, but
Then they'll get you hauled away to prison.
Original Lyrics:
You can take Salem out of the country, but
You can't take the country out of Salem
Submitted by: Dylan Baranski

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Doublemint Twins We're Back Jingle"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
We're the Doublemint Twins
And we're back to say
You didn't double your pleasure
You just doubled your pain
Why They're Misrhymed:
You would think twin blonde chicks would find two words that would rhyme with each other. (: rolled eyes)
Submitted by: TV
 

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Advantix"
The Lyrics:
There ain't no bugs on me.
Why:
Shouldn't that be 'There ARE no bugs on me'?
Submitted by: Wimpy
 

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Nothing Greets A Late Bear Of Peg's" originally "Nothing Beats A Great Pair Of L'Eggs"
Submitted by: Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend

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