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Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"It's Slinky""It's Twinkie"Fat Boy
"Slinky Jingle""Nap Time"Nathaniel Ralston

Misheard Lyrics:

"Hess Toy Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids are back and you never say never
Original Lyrics:
The Hess truck's back and it's better than ever
"Heineken"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to Tinker Bell, I'll have a Heineken
Original Lyrics:
Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken
"WNEW-TV: Forty Years of Fine Tuning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty years of shampooing
Original Lyrics:
Forty years of fine tuning
"Old Navy"
Misheard Lyrics:
'tis the season for bad ass giving
Original Lyrics:
'tis the season for #giving
There are additional Commercial misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Coca-Cola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a goat
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a Coke

Story about this misheard lyric by: Patrick

This was how my dad heard it.

There are additional Commercial misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Rotor Rooter"
Better Lyrics:
Rotor Rooter, that's the name
And away goes money down the drain
Original Lyrics:
Rotor Rooter, that's the name
And away goes trouble down the drain
Submitted by: Lance Crackers
"I'd Like to Sing the World a Song"
Better Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the World a drink
And tell it jokes and stuff
Then bang it in an unstairs room
Until we've had enough
And then our friends would all come in
To toke and get real high
And after that we'd all shoot up
And kiss the World good-bye!
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow white turtle doves.
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
Submitted by: Mike Juergens
"Rice-A-Roni"
Better Lyrics:
Drones are homing,
they're scanning Gaza streets
Drones are homing,
Hamas rockets they seek
Qassams, near buildings, cause unease
Retaliation killing spree
Drones are homing,
they're scanning Gaza streets!
(Firing, Firing)


Original Lyrics:
Rice-A-Roni,
the San Francisco Treat
Rice-A-Roni,
the flavor can't be beat
One pan, no boiling, cooking ease
A Flavor that is sure to please
Rice-A-Roni,
the San Francisco treat!
(Ding, Ding)


Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional Commercial parody fragments available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"New Episodes of Maggie and the Ferocious Beast"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Watch new episodes of Maggie and the Ferocious Beast
Here in Nowhere Land on Nick Jr happening all next week
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Beast" and "week" don't rhyme.
Submitted by: JohnHowarth
"Daisy Cottage Cheese "
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Only Daisy Cottage Cheese will do
Only Daisy Cottage Cheese will do
Satisfying and fresh
So creamy and delish
Only Daisy Cottage Cheese will do
Only Daisy Cottage Cheese will do
So tasty and pure
Can I have a little more
Only Daisy Cottage Cheese
Why They're Misrhymed:
First of all, you can't rhyme a word with itself, which the song tries to do with "do". Second of all, the other four lines do not rhyme at all (fresh, delish, pure and more). Catchy but totally misrhymed.
Submitted by: Odie Garfield
There are additional Commercial misrhymed lyrics available.

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Handi Wipes "
The Lyrics:
It takes a whole roll of paper towels
To do the work of one Handi Wipes.
Why:
Even though the brand name is Handi Wipes, it should still be "handi wipe" when referring to one sheet.
Submitted by: Sheila Oh
"Advantix"
The Lyrics:
There ain't no bugs on me.
Why:
Shouldn't that be 'There ARE no bugs on me'?
Submitted by: Wimpy

Lyrics Pronunciation:

"Luden's Cough Drops (newsstand jingle)"
The Lyrics:
Honey, the way you wish
With Lemon or Licorice
Why:
Thw newsstand worker, played by the late Will Lee (better known as Mr. Hooper on "Sesame Street"), pronounces the word "licorice" as "lick-er-riss" instead of the more common "lick-er-rish".
Submitted by: Old Man Edgar Winter
 

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Reese's C-Nut Butter Pups" originally "Reese's Peanut Butter Cups"
Submitted by: Opie M.
"Reese's Bean Nut Cutter Pups" originally "Reese's Peanut Butter Cups"
Submitted by: Opie M.
"Nothing Greets A Late Bear Of Peg's" originally "Nothing Beats A Great Pair Of L'Eggs"
Submitted by: Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend

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