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Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "It's Slinky" | "It's Twinkie" | Fat Boy |
| "Slinky Jingle" | "Nap Time" | Nathaniel Ralston |
Misheard Lyrics:
"Doublemint"
Misheard Lyrics: Double fresh, double chew
Original Lyrics: Double fresh, double smooth
| "Wrigley's Spearmint Gum"
Misheard Lyrics: It's that ligament from Wrigley's Spearmint Gum
Original Lyrics: It's that little lift from Wrigley's Spearmint Gum
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"Freakies"
Misheard Lyrics: This is a Christmas tree
Original Lyrics: This is a Freakies tree
| "Caress"
Misheard Lyrics: Before you dress for less
Original Lyrics: Before you dress, Caress
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| There are additional Commercial misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Amazon Prime"
Misheard Lyrics: Taught me how to win again
Original Lyrics: Taught me how to live again
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I thought it had to do with Mick Huckall winning...again! |
| There are additional Commercial misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Rotor Rooter"
Better Lyrics:
Rotor Rooter, that's the name
And away goes money down the drain
And away goes money down the drain
Original Lyrics:
Rotor Rooter, that's the name
And away goes trouble down the drain
And away goes trouble down the drain
Submitted by: Lance Crackers
"I'd Like to Sing the World a Song"
Better Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the World a drink
And tell it jokes and stuff
Then bang it in an unstairs room
Until we've had enough
And then our friends would all come in
To toke and get real high
And after that we'd all shoot up
And kiss the World good-bye!
And tell it jokes and stuff
Then bang it in an unstairs room
Until we've had enough
And then our friends would all come in
To toke and get real high
And after that we'd all shoot up
And kiss the World good-bye!
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow white turtle doves.
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow white turtle doves.
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
Submitted by: Mike Juergens
"Rice-A-Roni"
Better Lyrics:
Drones are homing,
they're scanning Gaza streets
Drones are homing,
Hamas rockets they seek
Qassams, near buildings, cause unease
Retaliation killing spree
Drones are homing,
they're scanning Gaza streets!
(Firing, Firing)
they're scanning Gaza streets
Drones are homing,
Hamas rockets they seek
Qassams, near buildings, cause unease
Retaliation killing spree
Drones are homing,
they're scanning Gaza streets!
(Firing, Firing)
Original Lyrics:
Rice-A-Roni,
the San Francisco Treat
Rice-A-Roni,
the flavor can't be beat
One pan, no boiling, cooking ease
A Flavor that is sure to please
Rice-A-Roni,
the San Francisco treat!
(Ding, Ding)
the San Francisco Treat
Rice-A-Roni,
the flavor can't be beat
One pan, no boiling, cooking ease
A Flavor that is sure to please
Rice-A-Roni,
the San Francisco treat!
(Ding, Ding)
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"New Episodes of Maggie and the Ferocious Beast"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Watch new episodes of Maggie and the Ferocious Beast
Here in Nowhere Land on Nick Jr happening all next week Why They're Misrhymed: "Beast" and "week" don't rhyme.
Submitted by: JohnHowarth
| "Daisy Cottage Cheese "
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Only Daisy Cottage Cheese will do
Only Daisy Cottage Cheese will do Satisfying and fresh So creamy and delish Only Daisy Cottage Cheese will do Only Daisy Cottage Cheese will do So tasty and pure Can I have a little more Only Daisy Cottage Cheese Why They're Misrhymed: First of all, you can't rhyme a word with itself, which the song tries to do with "do". Second of all, the other four lines do not rhyme at all (fresh, delish, pure and more). Catchy but totally misrhymed.
Submitted by: Odie Garfield
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Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Handi Wipes "
The Lyrics: It takes a whole roll of paper towels
To do the work of one Handi Wipes. Why: Even though the brand name is Handi Wipes, it should still be "handi wipe" when referring to one sheet.
Submitted by: Sheila Oh
| "Advantix"
The Lyrics: There ain't no bugs on me.
Why: Shouldn't that be 'There ARE no bugs on me'?
Submitted by: Wimpy
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Lyrics Pronunciation:
"Luden's Cough Drops (newsstand jingle)"
The Lyrics: Honey, the way you wish
With Lemon or Licorice Why: Thw newsstand worker, played by the late Will Lee (better known as Mr. Hooper on "Sesame Street"), pronounces the word "licorice" as "lick-er-riss" instead of the more common "lick-er-rish".
Submitted by: Old Man Edgar Winter
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Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Reese's C-Nut Butter Pups" originally "Reese's Peanut Butter Cups"
Submitted by: Opie M.
"Reese's Bean Nut Cutter Pups" originally "Reese's Peanut Butter Cups"
Submitted by: Opie M.
"Nothing Greets A Late Bear Of Peg's" originally "Nothing Beats A Great Pair Of L'Eggs"
Submitted by: Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
