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1960s
Procol Harum's, "A Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so it was that Mayor
Original Lyrics:
And so it was that later
The Turtles', "Happy Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our family together
Original Lyrics:
So happy together
 
1970s
Barbra Streisand's, "My Heart Belongs to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come black society
Original Lyrics:
Come lie beside me
Boz Scaggs', "Lowdown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taco Bell mouth
Original Lyrics:
Talkin' out loud
David Bowie's, "Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could be hitters
Original Lyrics:
We could be heroes
Donna Summer's, "I Feel Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Archie Bunker
Original Lyrics:
I feel love
Donna Summer's, "Last Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on baby, give a damn
Original Lyrics:
Come on baby, dance that dance
Neil Young's, "Heart of Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ve been searching for a carnivore.
Original Lyrics:
I've been searching for a heart of gold.
Poco's, "Crazy Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the stars in a summer sky that fall without a cent.
Original Lyrics:
Count the stars in a summer sky that fall without a sound.
Queen's, "Somebody to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me somebody to love
Original Lyrics:
Find me somebody to love
Schoolhouse Rock's, "I'm Just a Bill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a beer
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a bill
Schoolhouse Rock's, "The Great American Melting Pot"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Great American Minty Park
Original Lyrics:
The Great American Melting Pot
Stevie Wonder's, "I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
What would be my joy?
or
What would be my boy?
Original Lyrics:
What would be my toy?
The Police's, "Roxanne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Montel
Original Lyrics:
Roxanne
The Supremes', "Floy Joy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Floyd, Floyd, Floyd!
Original Lyrics:
Floy, Floy, Floy!
The Supremes', "I'm Gonna Let My Heart Do the Walking"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Milo
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye my love
The Supremes', "Stoned Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lot for each other
Original Lyrics:
A love for each other
 
1980s
Barbra Streisand's, "Comin' In and Out of Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
The last time I write
or
The last time I ride
Original Lyrics:
The last time I lied
Billy Joel's, "Tell Her About It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Toy
Original Lyrics:
Listen boy
David Bowie's, "China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little gyro girl
Original Lyrics:
My little China girl
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oral-B, Oral-B, Oral-B
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me
Irene Cara's, "Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Atlanta, Atlanta, Atlanta…
Original Lyrics:
Remember, remember, remember…
Kool & the Gang's, "Cherish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Challenge the love we had
Original Lyrics:
Cherish the love we had
Poison's, "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every nose has its cold
Original Lyrics:
Every rose has its thorn
Queen's, "Princes of the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch this, McFly !
Original Lyrics:
Watch this man fly !
The Human League's, "(Keep Feeling) Fascination"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep watching Face the Nation
Original Lyrics:
Keep feeling fascination
The Romantics', "What I Like About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I like about June
Original Lyrics:
What I like about you
 
1990s
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
That girl has joined us
Original Lyrics:
That girl is poison
Diana Ross', "When You Tell Me That You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a world without you, I will always longer
Original Lyrics:
In a world without you, I would always hunger
Diana Ross', "When You Tell Me That You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a world without you, I would always longer
Original Lyrics:
In a world without you, I would always hunger
Duncan Sheik's, "Barely Breathing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Price Is Right today
Original Lyrics:
The price that I would pay
Duncan Sheik's, "Barely Breathing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vaginal care
Original Lyrics:
Imagining your care
Enya's, "Book of Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One step, one mom, one father
Original Lyrics:
One step, one fall, one falter
Enya's, "Only If"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hug me if you want to
Original Lyrics:
Only if you want to
George Michael's, "Freedom '90"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fritos
Original Lyrics:
Freedom
Jay-Z's, "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the hatred out
Original Lyrics:
Take the bass line out
Michael Jackson's, "They Don't Care About Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if Martin Luther was naked, he wouldn't let him pee
Original Lyrics:
But if Martin Luther was living, he wouldn't let this be
Pantera's, "Walk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can’t you see I’m Mussolini bothered by the system!
Original Lyrics:
Can’t you see I’m easily bothered by the system!
Prince's, "Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Greed
or
Creed
Original Lyrics:
Cream
Proclaimers', "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Atalanta
Original Lyrics:
Da da da da
Technotronic's, "Pump Up the Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Punch out a champ
Original Lyrics:
Pump up the jam
The Cranberries', "Linger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you have to play Lingo?
or
Do you have to play Bingo?
Original Lyrics:
Do you have to let it linger?
 
2000s
Geri Halliwell's, "It's Raining Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a millionaire
Original Lyrics:
It's raining men
Keane's, "Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why don't we blow...
Original Lyrics:
So why don't we go...
Matchbox 20's, "If You're Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought this place was a hay pile
Original Lyrics:
I thought this place was an empire
Michelle Branch's, "Goodbye to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna lie to you
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye to you
Snow Patrol's, "Chasing Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those Fritos
Original Lyrics:
Those three words
 
2010s
Charlie Puth's, "Attention"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me thinking 'bout when you were nine
Original Lyrics:
Got me thinking 'bout when you were mine
 
country
Faith Hill's, "The Way You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wear your laundry
Original Lyrics:
The way you love me
Luke Combs', "Where the Wild Things Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like Miami
Original Lyrics:
Just like our daddy

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