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1960s
Cream's, "White Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the library
Original Lyrics:
In the white room
Iron Butterfly's, "In a Gadda-Da-Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a bomber of 300, baby
Original Lyrics:
In a gadda-da-vida, baby
The Mamas & The Papas', "Creeque Alley"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then she wants to go to the sea
Cass can't make it; she says we'll have to fake it
We knew she'd cum eventually
Original Lyrics:
And Mitchie wants to go to the sea
Cass can't make it; she says we'll have to fake it
We knew she'd come eventually
The Rolling Stones', "Gimme Shelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! Myrna! It's just a shout away!
Original Lyrics:
Rape, murder! It's just a shot away
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Gimme, Gimme, Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)"
Misheard Lyrics:
There’s not a solar flare
Original Lyrics:
There’s not a soul out there
Bob Seger's, "Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Working on the Nike shoes
Original Lyrics:
Working on the night moves
Chicago's, "Baby, What a Big Surprise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right before my hairy arms
Original Lyrics:
Right before my very eyes
Golden Earring's, "Radar Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Read a book
Original Lyrics:
Radar love
James Brown's, "My Thang"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brand new fuck
Original Lyrics:
Brand new funk
Kool & the Gang's, "Jungle Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jungle burger
Original Lyrics:
Jungle boogie
Peter Gabriel's, "D.I.Y."
Misheard Lyrics:
Come up to me with your "What did you say?"
And I'll tell you straight in the ass
Original Lyrics:
Come up to me with your "What did you say?"
And I'll tell you straight in the eye
Pilot's, "Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no no, it's Benji
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, it's magic
The Specials', "Monkey Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only hurt you
Original Lyrics:
I only heard of you
 
1980s
Bryan Adams', "Run to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wrote a note to you
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna run to you
Cyndi Lauper's, "She Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I see 'em every night in diapers and jeans
In the pages of Playboy magazine
(later)
Hey, hey they say I better get a bathroom robe
or
Hey, hey they say I better get a bathroom roll
or
Hey, hey they say I better get a jacket on
Because my cat stopped messin' when I'm dangerous
Original Lyrics:
Well, I see 'em every night in tight blue jeans
In the pages of a Blueboy magazine
(later)
Hey, hey they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
Hall & Oates', "One on One"
Misheard Lyrics:
La la la
Original Lyrics:
One on one
Hall & Oates', "Out of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hands to touch
Original Lyrics:
You're out of touch
Lita Ford's, "Kiss Me Deadly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went to apologize Saturday night
Original Lyrics:
I went to a party last Saturday night
Men Without Hats', "The Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody lick at your hands
Original Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
Naked Eyes', "Promises, Promises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never had a child in the beginning
Original Lyrics:
Never had a doubt in the beginning
Soul II Soul's, "Back to Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bathroom life
Bathroom reality
Original Lyrics:
Back to life
Back to reality
T'Pau's, "Heart and Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
And don't you make me late for work
Original Lyrics:
And don't you make me beg for more
The Police's, "Canary in a Coalmine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary in the corner
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coalmine
The Smiths', "Cemetry Gates"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some diddly whore, eighteen hundred and four
Original Lyrics:
Some dizzy whore, eighteen hundred and four
 
1990s
Boo Radleys', "Wake Up Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have to put the depth in everything
Original Lyrics:
You have to put the death in everything
Brandy and Monica's, "The Boy Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get away, it's my time to shower
or
Get away, it's my turn to shower
or
Get away, he's mine, I don't want to share!
Original Lyrics:
Get away, it's my time to shine
Donna Lewis', "I Love You Always Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dulce
Original Lyrics:
Those days
Martika's, "Martika's Kitchen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is in the air, inner vision be damned
Original Lyrics:
Love is in the air, inhibition be damned
Peter Gabriel's, "Steam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me speed
Original Lyrics:
Give me steam
Reel 2 Real's, "I Like to Move It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a moving bullet
Original Lyrics:
I like to move it, move it
Tag Team's, "Whoomp! (There It Is)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snoop! There he is!
Original Lyrics:
Whoomp! There it is!
The KLF's, "3 A.M. Eternal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gatorade, uh-huh, uh-huh
Original Lyrics:
KLF, uh-huh, uh-huh
 
2000s
Aerosmith's, "Just Push Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jacksonville
Original Lyrics:
Just push play
C-Ute's, "Ooki Na Ai De Motenashite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fork in the eye, they want a nice day
Original Lyrics:
Ooki na ai de motenashite
Creed's, "One Last Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, meow
Original Lyrics:
Hold me now
Drowning Pool's, "Bodies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the potties hit the floor!
or
Let the puppies hit the floor!
Original Lyrics:
Let the bodies hit the floor!
Gwen Stefani's, "Hollaback Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I ain't no Roman dad, girl
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
Gwen Stefani's, "What You Waiting For"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a chance, you stupid girl
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance, you stupid ho
Madonna's, "Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Music makes the diesel last forever
Original Lyrics:
Music makes the people come together
Mysto & Pizzi's, "Somebody's Watching Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's marching?
Original Lyrics:
Who's watching?
Rihanna's, "Shut Up And Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got her to drive with a whole lot of room in the back
Original Lyrics:
Got overdrive with a whole lot of boom in the back
Sugababes', "Push The Button"
Misheard Lyrics:
You stole my chair
or
You stole my chest
Original Lyrics:
You're still not getting it
 
2010s
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm f***ing suffocating
Original Lyrics:
I'm stuck here suffocating
Miranda Lambert's, "Only Prettier"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like William McKinley.
Original Lyrics:
We might think a little differently.
Paramore's, "Ain't It Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
See, it's easy to ignore trouble
When you're livin' in a bottle
Original Lyrics:
See, it's easy to ignore trouble
When you're livin' in a bubble
Selena Gomez's, "Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't keep my hamster myself
Original Lyrics:
Can't keep my hands to myself
 
christian
Steven Curtis Chapman's, "The Great Adventure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still grooving on
Original Lyrics:
Still through it all
 
country
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe next time he'll think before he drinks
Original Lyrics:
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Carrie Underwood's, "Inside Your Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be inside your tennis
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be inside your heaven
Don Williams', "Tulsa Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living on closing time
Original Lyrics:
Living on Tulsa time

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