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Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Three Is A Magic Number""A man and a woman had a little baby
That makes three, that makes three in the family
It's a magic number"

There is no "is". - Lance Crackers
"Them Not-So-Dry Bones"Them bones, them bones, them dry bones
Now they're the working on the Lord - John Howarth
"Three Ring Government"Gonna have a three-ring circus someday - JohnHowarth
"Tax Man Max"I hear you callin', Uncle, and I'm payin' my tax. - JohnHowarth

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Three Is A Magic Number,"No number is magic.Heather Brockwell

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Me And You And A Dog Named Boo," Lobo"Three Is A Magic Number," Schoolhouse Rock

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Other Necessity" originally "Mother Necessity"
Thessaly Danes

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Smother Necessity" originally "Mother Necessity"
Thessaly Danes

Change a Letter:

"Bother Necessity" originally "Mother Necessity"
Thessaly Danes

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"No More Kings""Sink the Bismark"SamuraiMaster
"The Great American Melting Pot""The Great Mexican Reconquista"Tyrone
"Ready Or Not Here I Come""Vegas Or Bust...Just For Fun"Invisible Boy
"A Noun is a Person, Place or Thing""Why Don't I Get a Wedding Ring?"Duffy
"I'm Just a Bill""I'm Just a Jobber"Cherrios

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Schoolhouse Rock And Hyde
Schoolhouse Rock combined with Rock And Hyde
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Schoolhouse Rock Flowers
Schoolhouse Rock combined with Rock Flowers
Submitted By: Candy Welty
School Kid House Rock
Schoolhouse Rock combined with Kid Rock
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners

Misheard Lyrics:

"Conjunction Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and closets
Original Lyrics:
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
"Three Is a Magic Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had three in the family
Original Lyrics:
There had three in the family
"Interjections!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intersection
Original Lyrics:
Interjections
"The Great American Melting Pot"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Great American Chocolate Bar
Original Lyrics:
The Great American Melting Pot
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Elementary, My Dear"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the duck brought back the olive tree leaf
Original Lyrics:
And the dove brought back the olive tree leaf

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

I swear it was a duck, not a dove.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Three Is A Magic Number"
Better Lyrics:
A man and a woman had an abortion
Yes they did
That was three abortions in a year
That's a tragic number
Original Lyrics:
A man and a woman had a little baby
Yes they did
That makes three in the family
That's a magic number
Submitted by: Lance Crackers

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Interplanet Janet"
The Dated Lyrics:
Nine planets large and small parading by.
Why They're Dated:
There are only eight planets now.
Submitted by: David
"Interplanet Janet"
The Dated Lyrics:
Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from the Sun.
Why They're Dated:
Pluto is no longer a planet.
Submitted by: Rachel
There are additional dated lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Elbow Room"
The Lyrics:
Lewis and Clark volunteered to go
Goodbye, good luck, wear your overcoat!
They prepared for good times and for bad (and for bad)
They hired Sacagawea to be their guidebe> She led all across the countryside.
Who They Mention:
William Clark, Meriwether Lewis and Sacagawea
Submitted by: Odie Garfield
"Elbow Room"
The Lyrics:
The President was Thomas Jefferson
He made a deal with Napoleon.
Who They Mention:
Thomas Jefferson and Napoleon Bonaparte
Submitted by: Odie Garfield
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"A Noun Is A Person, Place Or Thing"
The Song Lyrics:
I heard Chubby Checker,
he was doing the twist
Song They Mention:
A direct reference to "The Twist" by Chubby Checker.
Submitted by: Alex
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Conjunction Junction"
Opening Lines:
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Comments:
Submitted by: JohnHowarth
 

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"L Row Boom" originally "Elbow Room"
A boom on row L of some theater, arena, etc.
Submitted by: Eva Cave
"Bellow Room" originally "Elbow Room"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl

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