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1960s
The Four Tops', "Baby I Need Your Loving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to have all your boogie
Original Lyrics:
Got to have all your loving
The Four Tops', "It's the Same Old Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's the same arson
Original Lyrics:
Now it's the same old song
The Guess Who's, "American Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need your gallant speech.
Original Lyrics:
I don't need your ghetto scenes.
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Dancing Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
They are here to doom us all
Original Lyrics:
You're a teaser, you turn them on
Cheap Trick's, "Dream Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
The deep police
Original Lyrics:
The dream police
Genesis', "Inside and Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a shame, I'm sorry
Original Lyrics:
It's the same old story
Genesis', "Match of the Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
The other day
Original Lyrics:
The only way
Genesis', "Pigeons"
Misheard Lyrics:
He knew he was 22
Original Lyrics:
He knew just what to do
Ja'net Dubois', "Movin' On Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
We finally got a pizza pie
Original Lyrics:
We finally got a piece of the pie
John Lennon's, "Stand by Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the light is on
or
And the light is off
Original Lyrics:
And the land is dark
Robert Palmer's, "Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a bad case for Dr. Seuss
Original Lyrics:
I got a bad case of loving you
Robert Palmer's, "Every Kinda People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding down his jog
Original Lyrics:
Holding down his job
Shirley and Company's, "Shame, Shame, Shame"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you pass gas, too
Original Lyrics:
If you can't dance, too
The Charlie Daniels Band's, "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"
Misheard Lyrics:
The devil went down to Goshen
Original Lyrics:
The devil went down to Georgia
The Partridge Family's, "Come On Get Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll make you coffee
Original Lyrics:
We'll make you happy
The Partridge Family's, "I Think I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you think you're running?
Original Lyrics:
Do you think you love me?
Tony Orlando and Dawn's, "He Don't Love You (Like I Love You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe it
Original Lyrics:
I know you're leavin'
 
1980s
Genesis', "Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Rabbit, Peter Rabbit
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate, paperlate
Greg Kihn Band's, "Jeopardy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was on Jeopardy!, baby
Original Lyrics:
Our love's in jeopardy, baby
Heart's, "Nothin' at All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Copycat guard
Original Lyrics:
Caught me off guard
Jermaine Stewart's, "Say It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the wrong time
Original Lyrics:
For a long time
Journey's, "Be Good to Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin' close to overboard
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' close to an overload
Phil Collins', "Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Superfluous
Original Lyrics:
Suss-sussudio
Starship's, "We Built This City"
Misheard Lyrics:
My homie plays the bon bons
Original Lyrics:
Marconi plays the mamba
Steve Winwood's, "Higher Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
3D fire truck
Original Lyrics:
Bring me a higher love
Tears for Fears', "Mothers Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Andersen Windows
Original Lyrics:
When the wind blows
The Rolling Stones', "Harlem Shuffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think it's kinda slow
Original Lyrics:
I take it kinda slow
Thompson Twins', "Doctor! Doctor!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caca! Caca!
Original Lyrics:
Doctor! Doctor!
Thompson Twins', "Doctor! Doctor!"
Misheard Lyrics:
S*** at night
Original Lyrics:
Ships at night
Thompson Twins', "Hold Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overnight
Original Lyrics:
Hold me now
Toni Basil's, "Mickey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey prickly!
Original Lyrics:
Hey Mickey!
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Ricky"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a crazy mailman
Original Lyrics:
You're such a crazy redhead
 
1990s
BoDeans', "Closer to Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants restrain
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants respect
LL Cool J's, "Doin' It"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make 'em wise
Original Lyrics:
You make 'em rise
Lionel Richie's, "Don't Wanna Lose You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Times are hot
Original Lyrics:
Times are hard
Los Del Rio's, "Macarena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mike Reno!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Macarena!
Mariah Carey's, "My All"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd give Midol to have
Original Lyrics:
I'd give my all to have
Michael Bolton's, "Go the Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
But to look we may be the glory
Is a thousand miles apart
Original Lyrics:
But to look beyond the glory is the hardest part
Michael Bolton's, "Go the Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will share the world, I will face its harms
Original Lyrics:
I will search the world, I will face its harms
SWV's, "You're the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
In your hands
Original Lyrics:
In your pants
Shania Twain's, "You're Still the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like a G rating
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
The Prodigy's, "Firestarter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a giant spider
Original Lyrics:
I'm a firestarter
 
2000s
'N Sync's, "Chili's Baby Back Ribs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arsenic sauce
Original Lyrics:
Barbecue sauce
Goo Goo Dolls', "Here Is Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I love you somewhere
Original Lyrics:
I thought I lost you somewhere
Linkin Park's, "Somewhere I Belong"
Misheard Lyrics:
When this became
Original Lyrics:
When this began
Matchbox 20's, "Unwell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a little baby
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a little impaired
Natasha Bedingfield's, "Unwritten"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s 2 am. It’s 2 am.
Original Lyrics:
No one else, no one else
Nicki French's, "Don't Play That Song Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once a bad dream
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a dream
Wayne Wonder's, "No Letting Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Harry Potter's holding back
Original Lyrics:
No letting go, no holding back
 
country
Alan Jackson's, "Drive (for Daddy Gene)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's faded red
Original Lyrics:
It's painted red

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