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This page is a list of all the songs that mention brand name products in them. Nothing more annyoing than getting a commercial pitch in the middle of a song. Seriousily, I hope the performers who do this at least get free stuff out of it.
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products, Eminem
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Eminem's, "3 A.M."
The Lyrics:
Swallowing a klonopin while I'm nodding in and out on the ottoman
At the Ramada inn, holdin' on to the pill bottle then
Lick my finger and swirl it round the bottom and make sure I got all of it
Wake up naked at McDonald's with...
Much fun of a half pint of a Jack
My last Vic and a half
At the Ramada inn, holdin' on to the pill bottle then
Lick my finger and swirl it round the bottom and make sure I got all of it
Wake up naked at McDonald's with...
Much fun of a half pint of a Jack
My last Vic and a half
Product Brand Name:
Klonopin (Hoffman-LaRoche's trade name for tranquilizer) / Ramada (hotel chain) / McDonald's (fast food chain) / Jack [Daniel's] (brand of whiskey) / Vic[odin] (AbbVie's trade name for a tranquilizer)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Bagpipes from Baghdad"
The Lyrics:
Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Cap'n Crunch...
This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk...
Knew the little boy with the chocolate chips, ahoy chip
Cookie looky, even took me a Polaroid
This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk...
Knew the little boy with the chocolate chips, ahoy chip
Cookie looky, even took me a Polaroid
Product Brand Name:
Cap'n Crunch (brand of breakfast cereal) / Hello Kitty (Sanrio's line of consumer/fashion products) / Chips Ahoy (Nabisco's brand of chocolate chip cookies) / Polaroid (previous maker of instant cameras)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Berzerk"
The Lyrics:
Khaki's pressed, Nike shoes crispy and fresh laced, so I guess it ain'...
Kangols and car-heart-less cargos
Kangols and car-heart-less cargos
Product Brand Name:
Nike (maker of athletic wear) / Kangol (brand of hat), Carhartt (brand of pants and cargo shorts)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Brainless"
The Lyrics:
I'm Lysol, now I'm just household
Product Brand Name:
Lysol (brand of disinfectant cleaner)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Cinderella Man"
The Lyrics:
He came to the ball in a wife beater, lost his Nike shoe.
Product Brand Name:
Nike (maker of shoes/footwear)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Detroit Vs. Everybody"
The Lyrics:
Range Rover, this ain't the squash beef state...
My homie wanted a Chevy so I put my dawg in a vet...
From futons to Grey Poupons...
I spit that A. 1. every day, I'm hittin' new primes...
Break all of my friends out of here and take 'em straight to the Mercedes dealer...
MC's just bit off more than they can chew like a face full of Swedish Fish
My homie wanted a Chevy so I put my dawg in a vet...
From futons to Grey Poupons...
I spit that A. 1. every day, I'm hittin' new primes...
Break all of my friends out of here and take 'em straight to the Mercedes dealer...
MC's just bit off more than they can chew like a face full of Swedish Fish
Product Brand Name:
Range Rover (brand of luxury SUV) / Chevy [Chevrolet] (brand of automobile) / Grey Poupon (brand of mustard) / A. 1. (brand of steak sauce) / Mercedes (brand of luxury automobile) / Swedish Fish (brand of gummi candy)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Déjà Vu"
The Lyrics:
Start off with the NyQuil like I think I'll just have a taste...
To a harder prescription drug called Valium like ya that's great...
And all he does is eat Doritos and Cheetos....
And he just fell asleep in his car eating Three Musketeers in the rear seat ...
S*** half a Vicodin, why can't I?
That's an Ambien each nap how many Valium? Three.
To a harder prescription drug called Valium like ya that's great...
And all he does is eat Doritos and Cheetos....
And he just fell asleep in his car eating Three Musketeers in the rear seat ...
S*** half a Vicodin, why can't I?
That's an Ambien each nap how many Valium? Three.
Product Brand Name:
NyQuil (Vicks brand of cold symptom reliever) / Valium (brand of tranquilizer) / Doritos (brand of tortilla chips), Cheetos (brand of cheese puffs) / Three Musketeers (brand of chocolate bar) / Vicodin (brand of tranquilizer) / Ambien (brand of sleep aid)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Evil Twin"
The Lyrics:
So satanic K-Mart chains panic
Get the Chloraseptic, Excedrin, Aleve or Extra Strength Tylenol 3’s
Get the Chloraseptic, Excedrin, Aleve or Extra Strength Tylenol 3’s
Product Brand Name:
K-Mart (discount retail store chain), Chloraseptic (medicine for sore throats), Excedrin, Aleve, Tylenol (pain relievers)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Hello"
The Lyrics:
A knapsack-packed with like 40-some Xanaxes
Shorty come back, I'm trying to score me some lapdances I'm 'bout to relapse so maybe pour me some Jack Daniel's...
The way your t*****s are wiggling and your booty shaking like Jello...
A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my damn living room...
(He's no longer getting) the three-hundred bucks for these Percodans
Shorty come back, I'm trying to score me some lapdances I'm 'bout to relapse so maybe pour me some Jack Daniel's...
The way your t*****s are wiggling and your booty shaking like Jello...
A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my damn living room...
(He's no longer getting) the three-hundred bucks for these Percodans
Product Brand Name:
Xanax (brand of tranquilizer) / Jack Daniel's (brand of whiskey) / Jello (brand of gelatin) / [Bacardi] 151 (brand of rum, 75% alcohol) / Percodan (brand of oxycodone + aspirin)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "If I had"
The Lyrics:
I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz
Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz
Product Brand Name:
Nike and Lugz
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "Insane"
The Lyrics:
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
Product Brand Name:
Teddy Ruxpin (animatronic teddy bear, originally made by Worlds of Wonder)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Legacy"
The Lyrics:
There's batteries in my Walkman nothing's the matter with me
Product Brand Name:
Walkman (Sony's brand of portable cassette music player)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Love Game"
The Lyrics:
His mouth piece for a Cadillac emblem...
Never been a more compelling case than the model covered in L'Oreal and Mace
Never been a more compelling case than the model covered in L'Oreal and Mace
Product Brand Name:
Cadillac (US automaker), L'Oreal (French cosmetics company)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Medicine Ball"
The Lyrics:
Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities why yes sir I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser
Product Brand Name:
Lunesta (brand of insomnia drug)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Must Be the Ganja"
The Lyrics:
Lyrical Roscoe kick back a Tabasco...
Tic-tac-toe 'cross your six- pack with X-Acto...
Big bags of the grass, Zig Zags, I'm with the Doc, so...
Don't know if it's the la-la or the rum and Pepsi mamma
Tic-tac-toe 'cross your six- pack with X-Acto...
Big bags of the grass, Zig Zags, I'm with the Doc, so...
Don't know if it's the la-la or the rum and Pepsi mamma
Product Brand Name:
Tabasco (brand of hot sauce) / X-Acto (brand of hobby knife) / Zig Zags (brand of rolling paper) / Pepsi (brand of soft drink)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "My Mom"
The Lyrics:
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs...
Little s*** want to sit there and play innocent, A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it, child...
Here want a snack, you hungry you f***** rat Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap
Little s*** want to sit there and play innocent, A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it, child...
Here want a snack, you hungry you f***** rat Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap
Product Brand Name:
Valium (Roche's tranquilizer trade name) / K-Mart (discount chain stores) / Xanax (Upjohn's tranquilizer trade name)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Rhyme or Reason"
The Lyrics:
(It says) Ever since I drove a 79 Lincoln with white walls...
Lamping in my K-Mart mansion, I’m in the style department
Lamping in my K-Mart mansion, I’m in the style department
Product Brand Name:
Lincoln (brand of car), K-Mart (discount chain store)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Right For Me"
The Lyrics:
Got a bazooka, a shotgun, a Ruger, a Glock, and a nuke...
When I say I'm bringing the TEC out...
In a blue Honda with used condoms were clues...
In the clutch, I'm the Captain Crunch of rap...
Couple of shots of Jäger...
F***in' McDonald's egg and cheese sausage bagel finagle
When I say I'm bringing the TEC out...
In a blue Honda with used condoms were clues...
In the clutch, I'm the Captain Crunch of rap...
Couple of shots of Jäger...
F***in' McDonald's egg and cheese sausage bagel finagle
Product Brand Name:
Ruger, Glock (brands of firearms) / TEC[-9] (brand of semiautomatic firearm) / Honda (brand of Japanese automobiles) / Cap'n Crunch (brand of breakfast cereal) / Jäger[meister] (brand of German alcohol) / McDonald's (fast food chain)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Same Song & Dance"
The Lyrics:
I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up!
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
I'll share my Valium with you cause I'm feelin you Britney!
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
I'll share my Valium with you cause I'm feelin you Britney!
Product Brand Name:
Seroquel (AstraZeneca's drug for bipolar disorder) / Valium (brand of tranquilizer)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Shady XV"
The Lyrics:
Stole a Magnum box and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun...
Too close to the StairMaster...
No underwear, grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it
Air Max in my closet, preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich...
Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, drop crotches
Swatch watches and sneakers matches with the Parkers...
I'mma spark plug, I'm like the car with the cables hooked up to my f***ing back, I'm a Duracell...
You'll feel like MasterCard when I'm charging...
Neiman Marcus, bags of Vuitton and all...
See how mad you act when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave...
Blowing the head gasket at Bed, Bath and Beyond...
And I'm a spectacular archer, feed count Dracula Chocula
Too close to the StairMaster...
No underwear, grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it
Air Max in my closet, preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich...
Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, drop crotches
Swatch watches and sneakers matches with the Parkers...
I'mma spark plug, I'm like the car with the cables hooked up to my f***ing back, I'm a Duracell...
You'll feel like MasterCard when I'm charging...
Neiman Marcus, bags of Vuitton and all...
See how mad you act when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave...
Blowing the head gasket at Bed, Bath and Beyond...
And I'm a spectacular archer, feed count Dracula Chocula
Product Brand Name:
Ciroc (vodka), Datsun (Japanese automobile brand) / StairMaster (exercise machine) / Bayer (brand of aspirin) / Air Max (Nike shoes) / Dockers, OshKosh (clothing brands) / Swatch (brand of Swiss watches) / Duracell (brand of battery) / MasterCard (brand of credit card) / Neiman Marcus (department store), [Louis]Vuitton (brand of luggage) / Saks Fifth Ave. (department store) / Bed, Bath and Beyond (linens store) / [Count] Chocula (brand of breakfast cereal)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "So Bad"
The Lyrics:
Can't wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin...
I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuervo, first I kiss your navel...
Take another shot of Jager, shake it so nervously
I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuervo, first I kiss your navel...
Take another shot of Jager, shake it so nervously
Product Brand Name:
[Mercedes] Benz (brand of automobile) / [Jose] Cuervo (brand of tequila) / Jager[meister] (brand of liqueur)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "So Far..."
The Lyrics:
Thirty minutes from home gotta lay a log cabin, only option I have's McDonalds' bathroom...
Call lunch dinner, call dinner supper, Tupperware in the cupboard plastic ware up the a**
Stuck in the past iPod what the f*** is that?...
Tuck in my Hanes shirt tag ...
Playstation, I'm still on my first man on some Zelda
Nintendo b***h! run, jump, punch, stab, and I melt the
Mozzarella on my spaghetti put it on bread make a sandwich with Welch's...
managed to dwell within these parameters still crammin' the shelves full of Hamburger Helper...
Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings
Call lunch dinner, call dinner supper, Tupperware in the cupboard plastic ware up the a**
Stuck in the past iPod what the f*** is that?...
Tuck in my Hanes shirt tag ...
Playstation, I'm still on my first man on some Zelda
Nintendo b***h! run, jump, punch, stab, and I melt the
Mozzarella on my spaghetti put it on bread make a sandwich with Welch's...
managed to dwell within these parameters still crammin' the shelves full of Hamburger Helper...
Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings
Product Brand Name:
McDonald's (fast food franchise), Tupperware (brand of plastic food storage products), iPod (Apple's music player), Hanes (brand of underwear/t-shirts), Playstation (Sony's home videogame machine), Nintendo (videogame maker), Welch's (maker of grape juice/jelly), Hamburger Helper (General Mills' brand of boxed pasta/sauce), Burger King (fast food chain)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "So Much Better"
The Lyrics:
Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurf and puke blue Kool Aid
Product Brand Name:
Kool Aid (powdered drink mix)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Superman"
The Lyrics:
Put anthrax on a Tampax
Product Brand Name:
Tampax
Submitted by: Mike
Eminem's, "Underground"
The Lyrics:
This is Amityville, calamity god damn it insanity pills fanny pack filled with Xanax...
Cases of Maybelline make-up laying on the table of weed...
Biting into a f***ing Vicodin like I'm a viking
Cases of Maybelline make-up laying on the table of weed...
Biting into a f***ing Vicodin like I'm a viking
Product Brand Name:
Xanax (tranquilizer) / Maybelline (brand of makeup) / Vicodin (tranquilizer)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "W.T.P."
The Lyrics:
Pull up to the club in a Pinto likes it's a Porsche...
Mixin' Hennessy and Fanta with Pepto and Mylanta...
Man I do this for them bunnies up at Denny's...
Kick the back window outta my Gremlin
Mixin' Hennessy and Fanta with Pepto and Mylanta...
Man I do this for them bunnies up at Denny's...
Kick the back window outta my Gremlin
Product Brand Name:
Pinto (Ford economy car from the '70s), Porsche (brand of sports car) / Hennessy (brand of cognac), Fanta (soft drink brand from Coca-Cola), Mylanta (brand of heartburn/indigestion relief) / Denny's (chain of restaurants) / Gremlin (economy car from AMC in the '70s)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "We As Americans"
The Lyrics:
Stomp on 'em
with shoes you call Nikes
with shoes you call Nikes
Product Brand Name:
Nike
Submitted by: Lo And Beheld
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